PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD  BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM