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...^~:%*¤#   "CERBERUS" LINE OF SYNTHETIC CANINES   #¤*%:~^...
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..^~:%*¤## THESE PUPS ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO  ##¤*%:~^..
...^~:%*¤#     HELP WITH TRACKING, SUBDUING, AND    #¤*%:~^...
....^~:%*¤      [%%%%%] TARGETS. DUE TO THEIR       ¤*%:~^....
.....^~:%*  HOMOGENEOUS LIQUID RUBBER CONSTRUCTION, *%:~^.....
......^~:%  THEY CAN EASILY ENTER AREAS RESTRICTED  %:~^......
.......^~:    FOR MOST OTHER ROBOTS, AND HAVE NO    :~^.......
........^~    TROUBLE RESTRAIN FULL-SIZE HUMANS.    ~^........
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........^~  THEY HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED IN ~^........
.......^~: LAW ENFORCEMENT AND MILITARY OPERATIONS  :~^.......
......^~:%            ACROSS THE GLOBE.             %:~^......
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...^~:%*¤# VARIANTS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¤*%:~^...
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.^~:%*¤###     MIRR BUILDS THE CERBERUS UNITS BY    ###¤*%:~^.
..^~:%*¤##  ORDER. THEY COME IN EITHER QUADRUPEDAL  ##¤*%:~^..
...^~:%*¤#   OR BIPEDAL CONFIGURATIONS. THE FORMER  #¤*%:~^...
....^~:%*¤ ARE BOTH MORE POWERFUL AND AGILE, WHILE  ¤*%:~^....
.....^~:%*  THE LATTER ARE EASIER TO INTERGRATE IN  *%:~^.....
......^~:%   SITUATIONS DESIGNED FOR HUMAN BODIES.  %:~^......
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........^~  THE BASE CERBERUS UNITS ARE ENVISIONED  ~^........
.........^        TO BE SYNCED WITH A REMOTE        ^.........
........^~  ORCHESTRATOR, BUT INDIVIDUAL UNITS CAN  ~^........
.......^~:     BE EQUIPPED TO RUN AS COMPLETELY     :~^.......
......^~:% AUTONOMOUS AI, GIVEN THE PROPER PERMITS. %:~^......
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...^~:%*¤# NOTABLE UNITS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¤*%:~^...
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.^~:%*¤###   AMONG THE MOST WELL KNOWN UNITS ARE    ###¤*%:~^.
..^~:%*¤##     SE EZC "SEES", POSTER DOG FOR THE    ##¤*%:~^..
...^~:%*¤#  PRODUCT LAUNCH; THE LR UKA AND LR UKS   #¤*%:~^...
....^~:%*¤  EMPLOYED BY [%%%%%] POLICE DEPARTMENT,  ¤*%:~^....
.....^~:%*   FAMOUS FOR THE LAWSUIT; AND OF COURSE  *%:~^.....
......^~:%   FO BES, A BIPEDAL UNIT STOLEN BY THE   %:~^......
.......^~:        ROGUE AI KNOWN AS PHOBES.         :~^.......
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