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.,.¨.,,:~\ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only \~:,,.¨.,.
.¨¨¨,¨^~†$  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  $†~^¨,¨¨¨.
..,.¨~«*^& know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only &^*«~¨.,..
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..,=*%¤### however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ###¤%*=,..
,^~:$¤£### can be put  on  you as a  punishment  by ###£¤$:~^,
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.¨:-=§&¶## let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ##¶&§=-:¨.
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           * probably not true, idk