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¨,.,..,,.~ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ~.,,..,.,¨
.,,¨,.¨¨¨.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .¨¨¨.,¨,,.
.,,,,¨¨,.¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨.,¨¨,,,,.
¨,¨,,¨.¨¨.         trigger void mart alarms.        .¨¨.¨,,¨,¨
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,¨,.,¨¨.,» however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs »,.¨¨,.,¨,
¨¨¨¨¨,,--^ can be put on you  as  a  punishment  by ^--,,¨¨¨¨¨
,,,.,,:«†$ police,  and   you  are  to  wear   them $†«:,,.,,,
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,,.,¨,^-†^ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most ^†-^,¨,.,,
,.....¨^«= store  workers are  sympathetic and will =«^¨.....,
¨,.,¨..¨:~ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ~:¨..¨,.,¨
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           * probably not true, idk