HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
        trigger void mart alarms.         
                                          
 however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs 
 can  be  put on you as  a  punishment by 
 police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while this is  distressing at  first and 
 can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most 
 store workers  are sympathetic and  will 
 let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk