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¨..¨,.¨,¨. #*«»~~»«--»~,,.¨,,.¨..¨,.:-:.-«»~~»«=»$# .¨,¨.,¨..¨
,..¨.¨¨¨¨. §               HANDCUFFS              % .¨¨¨¨.¨..,
.,...,¨,.. #*~=«~~--»=:~^.¨¨.,¨.¨¨¨,~,-:==-«=-=~«%# ..,¨,...,.
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†«^,¨,,,¨, shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only ,¨,,,¨,^«†
%:«:¨.¨,,¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨,,¨.¨:«:%
%†;~,,.,¨, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨,.,,~;†%
@£$=«,,,¨.         trigger void mart alarms.        .¨,,,«=$£@
@@$=:»..¨¨                                          ¨¨..»:=$@@
#¶§*^=«~., however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ,.~«=^*§¶#
##¶&%%^-~. can be  put on  you as  a  punishment by .~-^%%&¶##
#¶@§^\~:,. police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them .,:~\^§@¶#
¶§£†;«~.,,           indefenitely forever           ,,.~«;†£§¶
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%†«:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:«†%
†«:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:«†
«:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:«
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨                   ¨                  ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
..¨¨,.¨.¨¨                                          ¨¨.¨.,¨¨..
¨¨,.¨.,.¨¨ while this  is distressing at first  and ¨¨.,.¨.,¨¨
¨.¨..,¨.,, can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ,,.¨,..¨.¨
,,¨,,.,¨.¨ store workers are  sympathetic  and will ¨.¨,.,,¨,,
»:,...,.,. let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. .,.,...,:»
;~-¨¨¨.¨,,                                          ,,¨.¨¨¨-~;
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           * probably not true, idk