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.......... ^ ^ ^ IT'S A KIND OF COMPUTER PROGRAM ..........
.......... WHERE YOU CAN SEND LETTERS TO THE ..........
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.........^ ^ ^ ^ EVEN SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE. ^.........
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.....^~^$¤ . MOM, THERE'S A POP UP. ..... . IT ¤$^~^.....
......^~^$ . . SAYS THE INTERNET HAS BEEN STOLEN! $^~^......
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........^~ WHAT? . . YEAH, . ~^........
.........^ . THEN WE MUST SEARCH FOR IT. . ^.........
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.......... . . . NOT IN THE ICE CREAM MACHINE... ..........
.........^ NOT BEHIND THE COUCH... . . . ^.........
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........^~ *** DATABASE @ STOLEN *** ~^........
.........^ APPEARED ON THE ELECTRO-BILLBOARD. ^.........
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.........^ THEY WENT INSIDE THEIR HOUSE AND SAW ^.........
........^~ THE MODEM FAST ASLEEP ON THE CARPET. ~^........
.......^~^ SUPER DUPER SPACESHIP! BOO YAH! THE ^~^.......
......^~^$ THOUSANDTH PLANET WE CLAIM AS OURS! $^~^......
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