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%§^~:.....     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    .....:~^§%
¶%§^~:.... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ....:~^§%¶
@¶%§^~:...         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ...:~^§%¶@
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##@¶%§^~:. THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. .:~^§%¶@##
#@¶%§^~:.. DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ..:~^§%¶@#
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%§^~:..... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS .....:~^§%
§^~:...... MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ......:~^§
^~:.......   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  .......:~^
§^~:...... SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ......:~^§
%§^~:..... ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. .....:~^§%
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@¶%§^~:... YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ...:~^§%¶@
#@¶%§^~:..   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ..:~^§%¶@#
##@¶%§^~:. OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL .:~^§%¶@##
#@¶%§^~:.. APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ..:~^§%¶@#
@¶%§^~:... OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ...:~^§%¶@
¶%§^~:.... RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ....:~^§%¶
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