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.¨¨,.==:$¤ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ¤$:==.,¨¨.
,-~^%§¤¤&#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #&¤¤§%^~-,
¨,.¨,^/=£# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #£=/^,¨.,¨
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.^«:§&£### however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ###£&§:«^.
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,,~==$@### police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ###@$==~,,
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,^==$$#@&§ while this  is distressing  at first and §&@#$$==^,
.^-^=%*££# can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most #££*%=^-^.
,:-\^%£### store  workers are sympathetic  and will ###£%^\-:,
,.~:^&££## let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ##££&^:~.,
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           * probably not true, idk