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,--/*£&### shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only ###&£*/--,
¨.,=\$£@@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@@£$\=,.¨
¨¨.^=/$¤§# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #§¤$/=^.¨¨
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,¨¨¨.,~»*= however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs =*»~,.¨¨¨,
.,¨¨.,¨,~* can be put  on you  as  a punishment  by *~,¨,.¨¨,.
....¨¨¨¨.= police,  and  you   are   to  wear  them =.¨¨¨¨....
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....-«*†%£ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most £%†*«-....
¨.¨¨,^-†$& store workers are sympathetic  and  will &$†-^,¨¨.¨
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           * probably not true, idk