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#¨#¨¨#¨#¨#    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨#                  TASTE.                  #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨#   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END #¨##¨#¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨# OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. #¨##¨#¨#¨#
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