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,,,,,~***¤ ¤***~,,,,,
,,,,,,~*¤¤ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES ¤¤*~,,,,,,
,,,,-~~*¤¤ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¤¤*~~-,,,,
,-~**¤#### OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ####¤**~-,
,-~**¤¤### ###¤¤**~-,
,-~*****¤# THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. #¤*****~-,
,,,--~~~*¤ DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ¤*~~~--,,,
,,,,~~**¤# TASTE. #¤**~~,,,,
,-~**¤¤### ###¤¤**~-,
,,,,,,~*¤# DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS #¤*~,,,,,,
,,,,,-**¤# MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE #¤**-,,,,,
,-~**¤¤### CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ###¤¤**~-,
,-~**¤¤### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ###¤¤**~-,
,-~**¤¤### ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###¤¤**~-,
,,,--~**¤# #¤**~--,,,
,,,~**¤¤¤# YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, #¤¤¤**~,,,
,,,,~*¤¤¤# UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS #¤¤¤*~,,,,
,,,---~*¤¤ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¤¤*~---,,,
,-~****¤¤# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #¤¤****~-,
,,,,,,~*¤# OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST #¤*~,,,,,,
,-~**¤¤### RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ###¤¤**~-,
,,,,,,~*¤# #¤*~,,,,,,
,-~**¤¤### ###¤¤**~-,
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,,-~~**¤¤# #¤¤**~~-,,
,-~**¤#### ####¤**~-,
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