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,:=*=%¤@##  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ##@¤%=*=:,
.-~*$¤&£## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##£&¤$*~-.
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.~~†%§#@## however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ##@#§%†~~.
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.¨¨,~~=§¤# police,  and   you   are  to  wear  them #¤§=~~,¨¨.
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¨,~/†\§§#¶ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ¶#§§\†/~,¨
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           * probably not true, idk