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.&,¤.@.£¨@ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ¤,@¨@,£,§#
¨£.#.&,@,¤  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @,@,¤,£.,¤
,@.£¨¤,§.& know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only §,¤.#,#,§§
.§,¤,&,§,§        trigger void mart alarms.         @¨§,§¨@¨.¤
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,£.§,§.¤.& however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs §,@¨§,@.¨#
¨§,£.§,¤,£ can  be  put on you as a  punishment  by ¤,&,¤,£¨@£
¨#,§¨#,@¨@ police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them ¤¨@.§¨¤.¨§
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.§¨@.#¨§.& can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most §.¤,§,@¨,&
.@.£.@.¤.& store workers  are sympathetic  and will £,¤,¤,£,¤£
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           * probably not true, idk