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¨¨¨.,.--\^ shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only ^\--.,.¨¨¨
,,¨,¨,~\†%  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  %†\~,¨,¨,,
.,,,.«/*§§ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only §§*/«.,,,.
.,¨^«†§§@#        trigger void mart alarms.         #@§§†«^¨,.
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..~:§*#@## however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ##@#*§:~..
,,,»;%$£## can be  put  on you as  a punishment  by ##£$%;»,,,
,.¨,«/§§¤@ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them @¤§§/«,¨.,
,....«*=§@           indefenitely forever           @§=*«....,
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........-» . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . »-........
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,,.¨...,.¨ while this  is distressing at  first and ¨.,...¨.,,
,¨,¨.,¨.¨, can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ,¨.¨,.¨,¨,
,....,.¨., store workers  are  sympathetic and will ,.¨.,....,
¨,¨.,¨.¨¨¨ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ¨¨¨.¨,.¨,¨
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           * probably not true, idk