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&&&†/.¨¨¨¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨¨¨¨./†&&&
#%//«..¨¨¨ YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨..«//%#
###&%†/«.¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨.«/†%&###
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##%/«¨¨¨¨¨ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. ¨¨¨¨¨«/%##
#&&†/««¨¨¨ DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ¨¨¨««/†&&#
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###&%†/«.¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨.«/†%&###
###&%†/«.¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ¨.«/†%&###
###&%†/«.¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨.«/†%&###
#%/«.¨¨¨¨¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨¨¨¨¨.«/%#
###&%†/«.¨ ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨.«/†%&###
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###&%†/«.¨ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ¨.«/†%&###
#%†//.¨¨¨¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨¨¨¨.//†%#
###&%†/«.¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ¨.«/†%&###
###&%†/«.¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ¨.«/†%&###
#%†««¨¨¨¨¨ OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨¨¨¨¨««†%#
#&†«¨¨¨¨¨¨ RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ¨¨¨¨¨¨«†&#
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