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.¨,,~-*=¤# shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only #¤=*-~,,¨.
¨¨¨...~†*&  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  &*†~...¨¨¨
,.¨.¨..~*= know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only =*~..¨.¨.,
¨.,¨¨,,^«:        trigger void mart alarms.         :«^,,¨¨,.¨
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.,.,.,¨¨., however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ,.¨¨,.,.,.
.,,,,¨¨,:- can  be  put on you  as a punishment  by -:,¨¨,,,,.
¨..,..,,»; police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them ;»,,..,..¨
.,.,..~»;=           indefenitely forever           =;»~..,.,.
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,,.«\†%&#@ , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , @#&%†\«.,,
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,¨¨¨-«^^£& while this is distressing at  first  and &£^^«-¨¨¨,
..¨.,,»†^£ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most £^†»,,.¨..
,¨.,,¨,-;§ store  workers  are sympathetic and will §;-,¨,,.¨,
¨¨.¨..,-»† let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. †»-,..¨.¨¨
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           * probably not true, idk