HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
         trigger void mart alarms.        
                                          
 however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs 
 can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by 
 police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while  this is  distressing at first and 
 can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most 
 store  workers  are sympathetic and will 
 let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk