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,~~=%&¤£¶@ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs @¶£¤&%=~~,
¨,«^*$@£## can be put on  you  as a  punishment  by ##£@$*^«,¨
.¨.-::%&#¶ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them ¶#&%::-.¨.
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¨^»==§§¤## can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ##¤§§==»^¨
,¨..¨,†&@# store workers are  sympathetic  and will #@&†,¨..¨,
,,~*§$@#@# let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. #@#@$§*~,,
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           * probably not true, idk