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¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^†     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    †^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^† THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. †^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~^†% DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND %†^~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~^†%#                  TASTE.                  #%†^~~¨¨¨¨
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¨¨~~^†%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%†^~~¨¨
¨~~^†%#### MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ####%†^~~¨
¨¨~~^†%###  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ###%†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†%## SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##%†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~^†%# ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #%†^~~¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^† YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, †^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^ APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~~^† OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST †^~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~^†% RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. %†^~~¨¨¨¨¨
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