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¨¨,~^§%###     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%###        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ###%§^~,¨¨
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¨¨,~^§%### THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES AND ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%###                  TASTE.                  ###%§^~,¨¨
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¨¨,~^§%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%###   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%### ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###%§^~,¨¨
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¨¨,~^§%### YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%####   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%### OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ####%§^~,¨
¨¨,~^§%### OF  IT,  BUT I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ###%§^~,¨¨
¨,~^§%#### RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ####%§^~,¨
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