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¨¨.¨,.¨:»\ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only \»:¨.,¨.¨¨
,.¨,,¨,«/*  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  */«,¨,,¨.,
¨.,¨.,=**& know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only &**=,.¨,.¨
,.,¨,-:=§&        trigger void mart alarms.         &§=:-,¨,.,
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,,:~/%%@## however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ##@%%/~:,,
,.~=^&¤£## can  be  put on  you as a  punishment by ##£¤&^=~.,
.¨~»^§@@@@ police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them @@@@§^»~¨.
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,,¨,.,,,,- store workers are sympathetic  and  will -,,,,.,¨,,
¨.,¨..¨¨,» let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. »,¨¨..¨,.¨
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           * probably not true, idk