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#&@$/~:,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,,:~/$@&#
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~:,,,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,,,,,,,,:~
:,,,,,,,,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,,,,,,,,:
~:,,,,,,,, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,,,:~
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@$/~:,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ,,,,,:~/$@
&@$/~:,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,:~/$@&
#&@$/~:,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ,,,:~/$@&#
##&@$/~:,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ,,:~/$@&##
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##&@$/~:,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,:~/$@&##
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