HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
         trigger void mart alarms.        
                                          
 however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs 
 can  be  put on you  as a  punishment by 
 police,  and   you   are  to  wear  them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while this is distressing  at  first and 
 can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most 
 store workers  are sympathetic  and will 
 let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk