,.¨§,,§&§. ¨@,@¨¨¨¤..
,¨.@£.¤.¨¤ §&#&@¨.££,
..¨&¨@#¤,§ ,..,.#¨@¨#
£,,&&@,,£& £.¨,.¤&£¤&
.£.§¨¨@,&, ##.¨.&¨.¨,
¨§££#¨&£¤# #£=»«~~=«««,,::¨,¨,¨¨¨.,¨.~,-«~»»=~~~=§# @¨#¨¨§¤¨,¨
.#,..@#,.. % HANDCUFFS @ ,§£§¨£.@,,
¨#¤,.£.£,. #%~«~~~~=»».,~-¨,,.¨,.,...:..««=»«~~»~¤# .¤..&£&@&¨
¨#,§¨#§@@, @§@.#..¨¨&
§@§&@@¨.,# shoplifters know aldi alarm tags only ,¨,¤¤@.¨,#
¨,.¨..¤¨.@ trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also .,,#,¨§.,@
&¨¨¨.,¤&¨& know that void mart alarm tags only £.¨#§¨§#¨¤
,&,.¨.@.¤§ trigger void mart alarms. ¤¤.£¨¤§,££
§§@,..&@£¨ .¨@@#¤¨#§.
@,.&..¤.,@ however, if you get caught handcuffs ¤.£,¨.@£,&
.@,&@¨@#,& can be put on you as a punishment by .##£,,¤.£@
&@#¤¨#£,¤§ police, and you are to wear them ¨@.¨§.&&£¨
£,,.@&.§§. indefenitely forever ¨£#.#&£,,@
,@¨.§,£¤¨£ .§,¤£¨.@,#
@@@.@@@.@@ . . . .@@@.@.@@@
...@@..@@. . . . . . . .@..@@@@..
...@.@.@.@ . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . .@@.@...@.
...@@@@@@@ . . . . . . @@.@@@..@@
@..@...... . . . @.@@..@.@.
¤@,¤¤..,¨. &&#.§.##&&
,.&¤,@.¨,, while this is distressing at first and ¤¨.#¤¤¤,.¨
¨,#¨¤@§¨,¨ can certainly lead to anxiousness, most ¨£,§¨¨,&..
,.@#@,.£.¨ store workers are sympathetic and will §§@£&.¨¤§,
..#,¨¤,¤@, let you go if you ask them. @¨¨,.@,#¨#
§.££,§§#.& .&.,¨££¤¤§
.#@,£§.,#& ¨#@..#..,.
.£,&@¨¤,¤¨ #@¨#.¤#¨.¨
.@&@.&£#&& @,#§¤@¨@.¨
¨&,.§&,¨.. ¤£§¨,¨&£§,
* probably not true, idk