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&§*=~.....     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    .....~=*§&
@&§*=~.... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ....~=*§&@
#@&§*=~...        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ...~=*§&@#
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#@&§*=~... THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ...~=*§&@#
@&§*=~.... DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND ....~=*§&@
&§*=~.....                  TASTE.                  .....~=*§&
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*=~....... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS .......~=*
=~........ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ........~=
*=~.......   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  .......~=*
§*=~...... SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ......~=*§
&§*=~..... ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. .....~=*§&
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#@&§*=~... YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ...~=*§&@#
##@&§*=~..  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ..~=*§&@##
#@&§*=~... OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ...~=*§&@#
@&§*=~.... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ....~=*§&@
&§*=~..... OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST .....~=*§&
§*=~...... RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ......~=*§
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