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¨.,,^=†#&@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @&#†=^,,.¨
,,-;*¤&£## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##£&¤*;-,,
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,«;§$#¶### however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ###¶#$§;«,
.,~:%@#### can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by ####@%:~,.
.~=:=*££@# police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them #@££*=:=~.
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,...~=%$£@ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most @£$%=~...,
.,..-^^$£@ store  workers are  sympathetic and will @£$^^-..,.
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           * probably not true, idk