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#@§*=~:,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,:~=*§@#
##@§*=~:,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,,:~=*§@##
###@§*=~:,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,:~=*§@###
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#@§*=~:,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ,,,:~=*§@#
@§*=~:,,,, DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY SPECIES  AND ,,,,:~=*§@
§*=~:,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,,:~=*§
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=~:,,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,,:~=
*=~:,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ,,,,,,:~=*
§*=~:,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,:~=*§
@§*=~:,,,, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,:~=*§@
#@§*=~:,,, ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,:~=*§@#
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###@§*=~:, YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,:~=*§@###
##@§*=~:,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,:~=*§@##
#@§*=~:,,, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,:~=*§@#
@§*=~:,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ,,,,:~=*§@
§*=~:,,,,, OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST ,,,,,:~=*§
*=~:,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,:~=*
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