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,,,,,,,,^«    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     «^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^«= YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT =«^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^«==         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ==«^,,,,,,
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,,,,^«==%& THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. &%==«^,,,,
,,,^«==%&# DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND #&%==«^,,,
,,^«==%&#@                  TASTE.                  @#&%==«^,,
,^«==%&#@#                                          #@#&%==«^,
,,^«==%&#@ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS @#&%==«^,,
,,,^«==%&# MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE #&%==«^,,,
,,,,^«==%&  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   &%==«^,,,,
,,,,,^«==% SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR %==«^,,,,,
,,,,,,^«== ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ==«^,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^« YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, «^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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