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.:~*****&#    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     #&*****~:.
......~~*& Yards, Or Outside Stores,  Or With A Bit &*~~......
.....:***&         Of Violence And Trickery.        &***:.....
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.:~***&@@@ Throw  The  Fourleggers   Into   A  Van. @@@&***~:.
.:~***&@## Decode  Them. Sort  Them By  Species And ##@&***~:.
.:~***&@##                  Taste.                  ##@&***~:.
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.:~***&@## Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ##@&***~:.
.:~***&### Mind, Upsize  The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole ###&***~:.
.:~***&@##   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ##@&***~:.
...::~***@ Sing A Tune About Being Brought To  Your @***~::...
...::**&&@ Roads End And Reborn As Something  Else. @&&**::...
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.:~******& You    Can'T   Go    The    Same    Way, &******~:.
.:~***&@##  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   ##@&***~:.
.:~***&@## Open. A Grimier,  Grainier, More Painful ##@&***~:.
....~**&@# Approach. Hopefully Bliss Is  At The End #@&**~....
.:~***&@## Of It, But  I  Don'T  Know.  Might  Just ##@&***~:.
.:~~****&# Ruin   You.  Will   Probably  Ruin  You. #&****~~:.
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