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¨¨^^==*### MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ###*==^^¨¨
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¨^~=*§##@# ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. #@##§*=~^¨
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¨^~=*§#@## YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ##@#§*=~^¨
¨^~=*§###@  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   @###§*=~^¨
¨^~=*§#@## OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ##@#§*=~^¨
¨^~=*§##@# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END #@##§*=~^¨
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¨^~=*§##@# RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. #@##§*=~^¨
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