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###§%§:~^¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨^~:§%§###
#§§§~^^^^¨ YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨^^^^~§§§#
###§%§:~^¨        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¨^~:§%§###
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###§%§:~^¨ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. ¨^~:§%§###
§§~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~§§
###§%§:~^¨                  TASTE.                  ¨^~:§%§###
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#§§~¨¨¨¨¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨¨¨¨¨~§§#
#%:~¨¨¨¨¨¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~:%#
###§%§:~^¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨^~:§%§###
###§%§:~^¨ SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨^~:§%§###
###§%§:~^¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ¨^~:§%§###
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###§%§:~^¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ¨^~:§%§###
§%%:~¨¨¨¨¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨¨¨¨¨~:%%§
§%§::^¨¨¨¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨¨¨¨^::§%§
§§§§:^^¨¨¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ¨¨¨^^:§§§§
###§%§:~^¨ OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ¨^~:§%§###
#%:^¨¨¨¨¨¨ RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^:%#
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