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§@§^«~....    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ....~«^§@§
@§^«~..... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT .....~«^§@
§^«~......        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ......~«^§
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«~........ THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ........~«
^«~....... DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES  AND .......~«^
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§@§^«~.... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ....~«^§@§
@§@§^«~... MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ...~«^§@§@
#@§@§^«~..  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ..~«^§@§@#
##@§@§^«~. SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR .~«^§@§@##
#@§@§^«~.. ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ..~«^§@§@#
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§@§^«~.... YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ....~«^§@§
@§^«~.....   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  .....~«^§@
§^«~...... OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ......~«^§
^«~....... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END .......~«^
«~........ OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ........~«
^«~....... RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. .......~«^
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