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.~«^*&££@@ they have told me to  mount in  the  car @@££&*^«~.
...~^**&&£ and drive  it  to some town to fix  some £&&**^~...
.~«^*&£@## stuff. i drive  as  good  as  i  can but ##@£&*^«~.
..~~«**&&@ it's not helping. i dont  have a drivers @&&**«~~..
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.~«^*&£@@# i'm  at  a dam  slash  river  slash  art #@@£&*^«~.
.~«^*&£@@# project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm #@@£&*^«~.
....~^*£££ lying flat  on my  stomach and  have  to £££*^~....
.~~~~^^*££ pedal with  my hands. fuck! i understand ££*^^~~~~.
.....«^&@@ quickly that the only option here is  to @@&^«.....
.~«^*&£@## pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up ##@£&*^«~.
.~«^^^&&££      straight, as you're supposed to     ££&&^^^«~.
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