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....^~:$%¤ THEY HAVE TOLD  ME TO  MOUNT IN  THE CAR ¤%$:~^....
...^~:$%¤# AND DRIVE  IT TO SOME  TOWN TO FIX  SOME #¤%$:~^...
..^~:$%¤## STUFF. I  DRIVE  AS GOOD  AS I  CAN  BUT ##¤%$:~^..
.^~:$%¤### IT'S  NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS ###¤%$:~^.
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....^~:$%¤ I'M  AT  A  DAM SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ¤%$:~^....
.....^~:$% PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M %$:~^.....
......^~:$ LYING FLAT  ON  MY  STOMACH  AND HAVE TO $:~^......
.......^~: PEDAL WITH  MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND :~^.......
........^~ QUICKLY THAT THE  ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO ~^........
.........^ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ^.........
..........      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     ..........
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