I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!