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..........    TWO FORC3S                            ..........
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..........   SO TH3RE 4R3 TWO FORC3S OF N4TUR3 TO   ..........
..........  SP34K OF: ON3 1S SOM3 K1ND OF D1SGUST,  ..........
..........     1F 1 TH1NK 4LLR1GHT, TH3RE'S C4TS    ..........
..........     OUTS1D3 WHO W4NTS TO COM3 1NSID3,    ..........
^......... TH4T'S COOL, BUT WH4T 1F TH3Y W3RE R4TS? .........^
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†-^.......  4ND SUDD3NLY 1T'S GROSS, 4ND TH3 R4TS   .......^-†
*†-^......    4R3 UN4VO1DABL3, 4ND 3VERYTH1NG 1S    ......^-†*
**†-^.....    D1RTY 4ND O1LY 4ND 1NTRUSIV3, 1T'S    .....^-†**
&**†-^.... D4RK, GLOOMY 4ND F1LTHY 4ND PURPOS3LESS, ....^-†**&
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##&**†-^..    4ND 1N 4 W4Y 3VERYTH1NG 1S JUST B1G   ..^-†**&##
###&**†-^.  JOK3, TH3RE'S NO 3ND 1N S1GHT, 1T JUST  .^-†**&###
##&**†-^..  GO3S ON FOR3VER 4ND W3'V3 4LWAYS B3EN   ..^-†**&##
#&**†-^...     H3RE 4ND TH3 GR1M3 1S 3VERYWHERE.    ...^-†**&#
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*†-^......    TH3 OTH3R FORC3 1S TH1S B3LONG1NG,    ......^-†*
†-^.......     CONN3CT1NG, F1NDING 4 FOX 1N TH3     .......^-†
-^........   SUPPOS3DLY CLOS3D DOWN MYST3RY ZON3S,  ........^-
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..........  4ND TH3 F3EL1NG 1S TH4T 3VERYTH1NG 1S   ..........
..........  NOT 4 JOK3 BUT 4 PLOT, 4 CONSP1R4CY 1N  ..........
..........    YOUR F4VOUR, 4ND W3'R3 GONN4 L1V3     ..........
..........     FOR3VER, W3'V3 4LWAYS B3EN H3RE,     ..........
..........   3VERYTH1NG F1TS TOG3THER, NOTH1NG'S 4  ..........
..........   PROBL3M, 3VERYTH1NG'S OK 4ND FORG1V3N  ..........
..........    4ND 3X4CTLY 4S 1T'S SUPPOS3D TO B3.   ..........
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