.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
......~:%# #%:~......
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.....»:$## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ##$:».....
...»»%%%$# #$%%%»»...
....~»»:$# #####################»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» #$:»»~....
....~»:%$# #$%:»~....
.....»:$## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##$:».....
.~»:%$#### SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ####$%:»~.
.~~~:%%$$# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #$$%%:~~~.
.~»:%$#### THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$$### ###$$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ####$%:»~.
......»:%# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #%:»......
.~»:%$#### OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ####$%:»~.
.~»::%$$$# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #$$$%::»~.
...~:::$## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##$:::~...
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
...~~:$$## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##$$:~~...
..~»»::$## UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##$::»»~..
.~»%$##### #####$%»~.
....»::$$# % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #$$::»....
....~:::$# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #$:::~....
...~~»%### IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ###%»~~...
......~:$# NORSE. #$:~......
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
...~~»:$## % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##$:»~~...
.~»:%$#### PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ####$%:»~.
.....»%%## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##%%».....
.~»»»%$$## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##$$%»»»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
...»:%%%## % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##%%%:»...
.~»:%$#### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### CATS AT AGE NINE. ####$%:»~.
.~»:%%$$## ##$$%%:»~.
.~»:%$$### % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ###$$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ####$%:»~.
....»:%$## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##$%:»....
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ####$%:»~.
...»»:%$$# INTO DEEP SPACE. #$$%:»»...
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ####$%:»~.
....»::$## A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ##$::»....
......»%## SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ##%»......
.....~::$# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #$::~.....
.....~~»%# #%»~~.....
....~::$## ##$::~....
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
.~»:%$#### ####$%:»~.
...~»:$### ###$:»~...