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¨§¨¨¨§¨§§§                                          ¨¨§§¨§¨§¨¨
¨§§¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨§§§§§¨
¨§¨§¨§¨¨§¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨§
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨§§¨§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§                                          §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§ UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND §§§§§¨§§§§
§§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
§¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED §§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
§§¨§§¨¨§¨§ -  MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §¨§¨¨§§§§¨
§¨§§¨§¨§§§ THEN SEALED  IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨§§§§¨¨        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       §§¨¨§§§¨¨§
§§¨§§¨¨¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨¨§§¨§¨¨§§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL ¨§§§§§¨§§§
§¨§¨§§§¨§¨ LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
§§§§§¨¨§§§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨§§¨¨¨§¨§¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨ CLAIM  YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §§¨§¨¨§§§§
¨§¨¨¨§§§§¨ THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM ¨¨§§§¨§¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §¨§¨¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨§¨§§¨¨§                                          ¨§§§¨§¨¨§¨
¨§§§§§¨§¨§ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ §§¨¨§§§¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨§§§§                                          ¨¨§¨§¨¨§§¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨§§§§¨§¨§
¨§§§¨¨§§¨¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§§
§§¨¨§¨§¨§¨                                          ¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨§¨§§§§§§   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨§¨§¨§§¨¨
§§§§§¨¨¨¨¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  §¨§§§§§¨§¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     §§§¨¨¨¨§§§
¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨¨                  NORSE.                  §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨§¨¨                                          §§¨§§¨¨§§¨
¨§¨§¨§§§§¨    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   §¨§§¨§¨§¨§
§§§§§§¨¨¨§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §§§¨§§§§§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§                                          §¨¨§§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨§§§§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨§§¨¨§§§§§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨§  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   §§§§§§§¨¨¨
¨§¨§¨¨§§¨§   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§§§§¨§¨§§            CATS AT AGE NINE.             §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨§¨¨¨§§§§¨                                          §§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§§¨¨§¨¨¨§     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨§¨§      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨¨§¨§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§§§§                                          ¨¨§§§§¨§¨§
§¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   §¨§¨¨¨§§§§
¨§¨§¨§§§¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨§§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§§§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§§  % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §§§¨§§§¨§¨
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   §¨¨§§¨¨§§§
§§¨§¨¨§¨¨§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  §§¨§¨§¨§¨¨
§¨§§§¨§§¨§         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        §¨§§§§§§§¨
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§§§§§¨¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§§¨¨§