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,,,,,,.~*$ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND $*~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~*$$ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS $$*~.,,,,,
,,,,.~*$$§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED §$$*~.,,,,
,,,.~*$$§£ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, £§$$*~.,,,
,,.~*$$§£@ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) @£§$$*~.,,
,.~*$$§£@# TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. #@£§$$*~.,
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,,,.~*$$§£ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL £§$$*~.,,,
,,,,.~*$$§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE §$$*~.,,,,
,,,,,.~*$$ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL $$*~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~*$ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT $*~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~* THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM *~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ~.,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,. $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~* IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD *~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~*$ NORSE. $*~.,,,,,,
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,,,,.~*$$§ $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF §$$*~.,,,,
,,,.~*$$§£ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH £§$$*~.,,,
,,.~*$$§£@ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. @£§$$*~.,,
,.~*$$§£@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@£§$$*~.,
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,,,.~*$$§£ $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD £§$$*~.,,,
,,,,.~*$$§ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A §$$*~.,,,,
,,,,,.~*$$ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS $$*~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~*$ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. $*~.,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.~ $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.~ $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~* INTO DEEP SPACE. *~.,,,,,,,
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,,,,,.~*$$ $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN $$*~.,,,,,
,,,,.~*$$§ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, §$$*~.,,,,
,,,.~*$$§£ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO £§$$*~.,,,
,,.~*$$§£@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @£§$$*~.,,
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