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%^~....... PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. .......~^%
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.......... UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ..........
.......... SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ..........
.......... SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ..........
.......... - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ..........
.......... THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ..........
.......... TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ..........
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^~........ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ........~^
%^~....... LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE .......~^%
¤%^~...... OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ......~^%¤
¤¤%^~..... CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .....~^%¤¤
#¤¤%^~.... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ....~^%¤¤#
##¤¤%^~... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ...~^%¤¤##
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¤¤%^~..... NOTABLE PERSONS WITH .....~^%¤¤
¤%^~...... UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ......~^%¤
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^~........ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ........~^
~......... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD .........~
.......... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ..........
.......... NORSE. ..........
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.......... % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ..........
.......... PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ..........
.......... BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ..........
.......... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ..........
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^~........ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ........~^
%^~....... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A .......~^%
¤%^~...... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ......~^%¤
¤¤%^~..... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. .....~^%¤¤
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##¤¤%^~... % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ...~^%¤¤##
###¤¤%^~.. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ..~^%¤¤###
##¤¤%^~... CATS AT AGE NINE. ...~^%¤¤##
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¤¤%^~..... % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS .....~^%¤¤
¤%^~...... ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ......~^%¤
%^~....... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? .......~^%
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~......... % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET .........~
.......... INTO DEEP SPACE. ..........
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.......... % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..........
.......... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ..........
.......... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ..........
.......... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ..........
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