,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%%§§# #§§%%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,-^%%# #%%^-,,,,,
,,,,,,--†§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. §†--,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^%# #%^-,,,,,,
,,-^†%§### #####################------------------- ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,,,-†§ §†-,,,,,,,
,,,,-^%%## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##%%^-,,,,
,,,,,,^^†§ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS §†^^,,,,,,
,,,,,^%%%§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED §%%%^,,,,,
,,-^†%§### - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ###§%†^-,,
,,,,-††§## THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ##§††-,,,,
,,,,,,^†§§ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §§†^,,,,,,
,,,,^††%§# #§%††^,,,,
,,-^†%§### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†§#### OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ####§†^-,,
,-^†%§#### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ####§%†^-,
,,,-^†%§## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##§%†^-,,,
,,-^†%§### GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,,-^††%%§ ---------------------------------------- §%%††^-,,,
,,,,,,,-†§ §†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,-†§## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##§†-,,,,,
,,,,,,,^%§ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: §%^,,,,,,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,-^%§§ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD §§%^-,,,,,
,,,,,-^%§# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #§%^-,,,,,
,,-^†%§### NORSE. ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,,^^%§ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. §%^^,,,,,,
,,,,,^†§§§ §§§†^,,,,,
,,,,^^%§## † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##§%^^,,,,
,,-^†††§## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##§†††^-,,
,,-^†%§### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###§%†^-,,
,,-^††%%%# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #%%%††^-,,
,,,,-^†§## ##§†^-,,,,
,,-^†%§### † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%#### CATS AT AGE NINE. ####%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,,-†%# † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #%†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^%%# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #%%^-,,,,,
,,,,-††§## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##§††-,,,,
,,-^†%§### ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###§%†^-,,
,,,,,,^%§# #§%^,,,,,,
,,,,,-^%%# † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #%%^-,,,,,
,,-^†%§### A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ###§%†^-,,
,,-^†%§### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ###§%†^-,,
,,,--††%§§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §§%††--,,,
,,-^†%%§## ##§%%†^-,,
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