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...,,»»†&£ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS £&†»»,,...
.,»†****§£ SHRIMP-LIKE  TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED £§****†»,.
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.,»†*&§£##        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ##£§&*†»,.
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.,»†*&§£## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL ##£§&*†»,.
.....»*§§# LIFE. BY  INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE #§§*».....
.....,†*&£ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL £&*†,.....
.,»†*&§### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS  BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ###§&*†»,.
.,»†&§£### THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ###£§&†»,.
.....,†*§£ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. £§*†,.....
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.,,,»»*&&£   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   £&&*»»,,,.
.,»†*&§£##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##£§&*†»,.
.,»†*&§£##    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ##£§&*†»,.
.,»†*&§£##                  NORSE.                  ##£§&*†»,.
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.,»†*&§£##    * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ##£§&*†»,.
.,»†*&&&&§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §&&&&*†»,.
.,»*&§£###   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ###£§&*»,.
.,»†*&§£##         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ##£§&*†»,.
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...,»»†&£#  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #£&†»»,...
.,,,»†&&£#    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     #£&&†»,,,.
.,»†*§£###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###£§*†»,.
.,»†*&§£##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##£§&*†»,.
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.,»†*&§£##  * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ##£§&*†»,.
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...,»»»*&§     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     §&*»»»,...
.....,†*&§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §&*†,.....
...»††*&§£      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     £§&*††»...
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......,†&§    * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   §&†,......
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......,†*§  * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §*†,......
.,»†*&§£##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##£§&*†»,.
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