page on unicorn meat.                    
                                          
  
                                          
 unicorn  meat is  oily, iridiescent  and 
 slightly   translucent.   due   to   its 
 shrimp-like texture it is usually  cured 
 - mixed with large  quantities of  salt, 
 then  sealed  in  a dark  room (or  pit) 
       to dry over several months.        
                                          
 eating the meat is said to  give eternal 
 life. by indulging, you  lose  the grace 
 of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will 
 claim you. it has been  discovered  that 
 this does  not prevent  your  body  from 
 getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. 
                                          
  
                                          
           notable persons with           
           unicorn immortality:           
                                          
    dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   
   thousand years ago, body burned. head  
    is kept in oxford, tenures in old     
                  norse.                  
                                          
     petty king oxmond, locked himself   
  permanently inside the temple of salah  
   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   
          communicates via radio.         
                                          
   aix swylke, theorized that she would  
     not need to eat or breathe. was a    
  feared assasin for a long time but has  
   not been seen for two hundred years.   
                                          
   a boy called jackson, given unicorn   
  meat by his father, torn and eaten by   
            cats at age nine.             
                                          
      djend, who ate the meat of his     
     enemies, living but crazed "with     
      glory", probably prion disease?     
                                          
     timothy leary, launched by rocket   
             into deep space.             
                                          
  oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  
   a small house on the kola peninsula,   
 surrounded by a small army of monks who  
         refuse to leave his side.