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##¶¤%§^~,¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨,~^§%¤¶##
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¶%^^,,¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨,,^^%¶
¤¤¤§§§^~,¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨,~^§§§¤¤¤
##¶¤%§^~,¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨,~^§%¤¶##
###¶¤%^~,¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨,~^%¤¶###
¤§~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~§¤
#¶¶¤%§^~,¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨,~^§%¤¶¶#
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###¶¤§^~,¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨,~^§¤¶###
###¶¤§^~,¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨,~^§¤¶###
¤¤%^,¨¨¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨¨¨,^%¤¤
##¶¤%§^~,¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨,~^§%¤¶##
##¶¤%§^~,¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨,~^§%¤¶##
#¤%%%§^~,¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨,~^§%%%¤#
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##¶¤%§^~,¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨,~^§%¤¶##
#¤§~~~,,,¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨,,,~~~§¤#
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#¤%%^~,¨¨¨ § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨,~^%%¤#
#¤%%^^^~,¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨,~^^^%%¤#
¶%§^,¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨,^§%¶
##¶¤%§^~,¨ NORSE. ¨,~^§%¤¶##
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¶%^~¨¨¨¨¨¨ § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨¨¨~^%¶
¶¤¤%^^~¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨~^^%¤¤¶
##¶¤%§^~,¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨,~^§%¤¶##
##¶¤%§^~,¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨,~^§%¤¶##
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¶%%§§~~,¨¨ § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨,~~§§%%¶
##¶¤%§^~,¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨,~^§%¤¶##
¶¤%%§~~~,¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨,~~~§%%¤¶
#¶¶¤%§^~,¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨,~^§%¤¶¶#
#¤¤§~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~§¤¤#
¤¤§^^^~,¨¨ § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨,~^^^§¤¤
##¶¤%§^~,¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨,~^§%¤¶##
#¤%%^~~~,¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨,~~~^%%¤#
##¶¤%§^~,¨ ¨,~^§%¤¶##
#¶¶¤%§^~,¨ § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨,~^§%¤¶¶#
¶¶¶¤%§^~,¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨,~^§%¤¶¶¶
##¶¤%§^~,¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨,~^§%¤¶##
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¤¤¤¤%§^~,¨ § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨,~^§%¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤§~,,,¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨,,,~§¤¤¤
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##¶¤%§^~,¨ § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨,~^§%¤¶##
¶%%§^,¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨,^§%%¶
##¶¤%§^~,¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨,~^§%¤¶##
##¶¤%§^~,¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨,~^§%¤¶##
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