,,,,,,-%§§ §§%-,,,,,,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@@ @@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,,,~-†§§§@ @§§§†-~,,,
,,,,~~~†%§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. §%†~~~,,,,
,,,~~~-%§# #§%-~~~,,,
,~-†%§§#@# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@------------------- #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§#@## ##@#§%†-~,
,~-††%%%§# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #§%%%††-~,
,~-†%§§#@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%%§§§§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED §§§§%%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†††%%%§ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §%%%†††-~,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,,,~~~†%§# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #§%†~~~,,,
,~-†%§§##@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @##§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@@ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§@## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##@§§%†-~,
,~-†%§#@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@#§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,,,,--%§§§ ---------------------------------------- §§§%--,,,,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,,,,,,,-%§ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH §%-,,,,,,,
,,,,,-†%§# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #§%†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-%%§ §%%-,,,,,,
,,,~--%%§# % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #§%%--~,,,
,~-†%§§#@@ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD @@#§§%†-~,
,~~~†%%%§# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #§%%%†~~~,
,~~--††§#@ NORSE. @#§††--~~,
,~-†%§§@## ##@§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§##@ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF @##§§%†-~,
,,,,~†%%%§ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH §%%%†~,,,,
,,~-†%%§## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##§%%†-~,,
,~-†%§#@## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##@#§%†-~,
,~-†%§§§§# #§§§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§### % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ###§§%†-~,
,,,,~--%§# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #§%--~,,,,
,~-†§§#@## FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ##@#§§†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #@#§§%†-~,
,~~~--%%§@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @§%%--~~~,
,~-†%§§### CATS AT AGE NINE. ###§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§### ###§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@#§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@#§§%†-~,
,,,,~-†§§§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §§§†-~,,,,
,,,,~†%%§§ §§%%†~,,,,
,,,,,~-†%§ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §%†-~,,,,,
,~-†%§§§§# INTO DEEP SPACE. #§§§§%†-~,
,,,,,~-%%§ §%%-~,,,,,
,,,-††††§# % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #§††††-,,,
,,,~-†††§# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #§†††-~,,,
,~-†%§§#@@ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @@#§§%†-~,
,,,,-%%§§§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §§§%%-,,,,
,~-†%§§### ###§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§@## ##@§§%†-~,
,~-†%§§#@# #@#§§%†-~,
,~--†%%§§# #§§%%†--~,
,~-†%%%%§§ §§%%%%†-~,