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#@$*«,,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,,,,«*$@#
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###@$*«,,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,«*$@###
##@$*«,,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,«*$@##
#@$*«,,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,,«*$@#
@$*«,,,,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,,,,«*$@
$*«,,,,,,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,,,,,«*$
*«,,,,,,,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,,,,,,«*
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*«,,,,,,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,,,,,,«*
$*«,,,,,,, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,,,,«*$
@$*«,,,,,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,,,,,«*$@
#@$*«,,,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,,,«*$@#
##@$*«,,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,,,«*$@##
###@$*«,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,«*$@###
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#@$*«,,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,,«*$@#
@$*«,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,,,,«*$@
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*«,,,,,,,, $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,,,,,,,,«*
«,,,,,,,,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,,,,,,,,«
*«,,,,,,,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,,,,,,,«*
$*«,,,,,,, NORSE. ,,,,,,,«*$
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#@$*«,,,,, $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,,,«*$@#
##@$*«,,,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,«*$@##
###@$*«,,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,«*$@###
####@$*«,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,«*$@####
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##@$*«,,,, $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,,«*$@##
#@$*«,,,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,,,«*$@#
@$*«,,,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,,,,,«*$@
$*«,,,,,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,,,,,,,«*$
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«,,,,,,,,, $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,,,,,,,,«
*«,,,,,,,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,,,,,,,«*
$*«,,,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,,,«*$
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#@$*«,,,,, $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,,,,«*$@#
##@$*«,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,,«*$@##
###@$*«,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,«*$@###
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###@$*«,,, $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,«*$@###
##@$*«,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,,,«*$@##
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@$*«,,,,,, $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,,,«*$@
$*«,,,,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,,,,,«*$
*«,,,,,,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,,,,,,«*
«,,,,,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,,,,,«
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