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.~«†$§#@## Page On Unicorn Meat.                    ##@#§$†«~.
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.~«†$§#@## Unicorn  Meat  Is  Oily, Iridiescent And ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#### Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ####§$†«~.
..~««««$#@ Shrimp-Like Texture  It Is Usually Cured @#$««««~..
.~«†$§#@## - Mixed With Large  Quantities  Of Salt, ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@## Then  Sealed  In A  Dark  Room  (Or Pit) ##@#§$†«~.
.....«†$§#       To Dry Over Several Months.        #§$†«.....
....~††§##                                          ##§††~....
.~«†$§#@## Eating The Meat Is Said To  Give Eternal ##@#§$†«~.
......«†$# Life.  By Indulging, You Lose The  Grace #$†«......
.....~«†§@ Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will @§†«~.....
.~«†$§##@# Claim You.  It Has Been Discovered  That #@##§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@@@ This  Does  Not  Prevent Your  Body From @@@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@@@ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. @@@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§####                                          ####§$†«~.
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.~«†$§#@##           Notable Persons With           ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##           Unicorn Immortality:           ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##                                          ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##   $ Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   ##@#§$†«~.
...~««$#@@   Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head  @@#$««~...
....«††$#@     Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old    @#$††«....
.~«†$§#@##                  Norse.                  ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§##@#                                          #@##§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##    $ Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself   ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$$§##@  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  @##§$$†«~.
....~††$##   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   ##$††~....
.~«†$§#@##          Communicates Via Radio.         ##@#§$†«~.
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.~«†$§#@##  $ Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ##@#§$†«~.
...~««$§§@   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   @§§$««~...
.~«†$§#@##                                          ##@#§$†«~.
.....«††$#   $ A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  #$††«.....
.~«†$§#@##   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@@#             Cats At Age Nine.            #@@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§####                                          ####§$†«~.
...«««$#@@     $ Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     @@#$«««...
.~«†$§#@##     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##      Glory", Probably Prion Disease?     ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$#@###                                          ###@#$†«~.
.~«†$§§##@    $ Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket   @##§§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@##             Into Deep Space.             ##@#§$†«~.
.~«†$§#@@#                                          #@@#§$†«~.
.....~~†$#  $ Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In #$†~~.....
.~«†$§#@##   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ##@#§$†«~.
...~~†§### Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who  ###§†~~...
......~†§@        Refuse To Leave His Side.         @§†~......
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