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..~†^%#¶## Page On Unicorn Meat. ##¶#%^†~..
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.......†%¶ Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ¶%†.......
.....†%%## Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ##%%†.....
..~†^%#¶## Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ##¶#%^†~..
.....~^%## - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ##%^~.....
..~†^%#¶## Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) ##¶#%^†~..
......†^%¶ To Dry Over Several Months. ¶%^†......
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..~†^%#¶¶¶ Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ¶¶¶#%^†~..
..~†^%#¶## Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ##¶#%^†~..
.....~~^%# Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will #%^~~.....
....~†%%%¶ Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ¶%%%†~....
..~†^%%%¶# This Does Not Prevent Your Body From #¶%%%^†~..
..~†^%###¶ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ¶###%^†~..
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...~†^^^%# Notable Persons With #%^^^†~...
....~††^^# Unicorn Immortality: #^^††~....
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...~~†%%## ^ Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ##%%†~~...
.....††^#¶ Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ¶#^††.....
.....††^^# Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old #^^††.....
..~†^%#¶## Norse. ##¶#%^†~..
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..~†^%¶### ^ Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ###¶%^†~..
.......†%¶ Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ¶%†.......
..~†^%#### Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ####%^†~..
..~†^%#¶## Communicates Via Radio. ##¶#%^†~..
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.....~^%#¶ ^ Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ¶#%^~.....
..~†^%#¶## Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A ##¶#%^†~..
..~†^%#¶## Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has ##¶#%^†~..
..~†^%#¶## Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ##¶#%^†~..
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..~†^^^^%# ^ A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn #%^^^^†~..
......††^# Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By #^††......
.....~^^## Cats At Age Nine. ##^^~.....
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......†^## ^ Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ##^†......
..~†^%#¶## Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ##¶#%^†~..
......~†%¶ Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ¶%†~......
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..~†^%#¶## ^ Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket ##¶#%^†~..
..~†^%#### Into Deep Space. ####%^†~..
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..~†^%#¶## ^ Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ##¶#%^†~..
..~†^%#¶## A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ##¶#%^†~..
......††^# Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who #^††......
..~†^%#¶¶# Refuse To Leave His Side. #¶¶#%^†~..
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