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,,,,,,,,^«         ====     FEAR OF AI IS THE TRUTH «^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^       ====  LEAKING IN BUT STILL COLORED ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     ====   BY THE SIMULATION. IN REALITY ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   ====          THE MYCELIAL NETWORK HAS ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ====   OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ==               IT'S P. MUCH THE MATRIX ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^«= THIS IS WHY  THE COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS =«^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^«=$ WORKS.  SIMILARLY,  HISTORY   IS  ALWAYS $=«^,,,,,,
,,,,,^«=$% DEFINED   BY   WHAT   WE  THINK  IT  IS. %$=«^,,,,,
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,^«=$%@@## MUSHROOM  AGAIN,««««««««  «  «   INSIDE? ##@@%$=«^,
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,,,^«=$%@@ DREAMS ARE OF THE NETWORK.  "GATEWAY  TO @@%$=«^,,,
,,,,^«=$%@ OLD  EARTH".  MAYBE  OUTER/INNER  EARTH. @%$=«^,,,,
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,,,,,,^«=$ IN  THIS  REALITY  THERE  ARE  ONLY  TWO $=«^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^«= MATERIALS:    "PLASTIC"   AND    "FRUIT" =«^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^« «    (BASSICALLY    INORGANIC   AND    « «^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ «    «    ORGANIC    MATERIALS)    «   « ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, I'D  PAY IN BLOOD TO THIN OUT THE BORDER ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BETWEEN   DREAM   AND  REALITY.  BETWEEN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ DREAM AND DREAM. LAST ONE TOLD  ME  THAT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^« WORK  WAS  CAGING ME IN A DAMP AND  OILY «^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^«= BASEMENT   JAIL   CELL.   «   «   «   «« =«^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^«=$% THEY BRAINWASH ME AT WORK  BY  HAVING MY %$=«^,,,,,
,,,,^«=$%@ PASSWORD BE  BAD  FOR MY FINGERS,  MAKES @%$=«^,,,,
,,,^«=$%@@ ME  PHYSICALLY ILL TO TYPE IT, AND  THEN @@%$=«^,,,
,,^«=$%@@# THEY REJECT  FOURTY PERCENT OF MY  LOGIN #@@%$=«^,,
,^«=$%@@## ATTEMPTS  TO  HAVE  ME  TYPE   IT  MORE, ##@@%$=«^,
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,,,^«=$%@@ I CALL AN  EMERGENCY  HOTLINE: "WE CAN'T @@%$=«^,,,
,,,,^«=$%@ TELL  YOU WHAT'S  WRONG  WITH YOU.  YOUR @%$=«^,,,,
,,,,,^«=$% STORY   IS   YOUR  OWN,  NOBODY  ELSES." %$=«^,,,,,
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