TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT   THIS   POINT  IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT 
         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        
                                          
                                          
      TYPES OF TAPE       
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME    UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO 
 BE USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND   TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS VERY  WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS  A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
         ARTIFACTS        
                                          
 GOOD TAPES  ARE  DECENT  AND HAVE A GOOD 
 HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE 
 LOFI  IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS:  IF YOU  FORGET  THE BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW:  A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS LONG.  WHAT  UP.  BOTH OF  THESE 
    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES  RUB SOUND ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG