TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS   POINT   IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT 
         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES  ONE HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
         AHA AND        
                                          
 CLASS IV  IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO 
 BE USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO   LOUND  AND  IT  CANNOT   BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS VERY  WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY  ALSO GNAW AT THE  TAPE HEADS A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD TAPES ARE  DECENT AND  HAVE A  GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD  TAPES ARE 
 LOFI  IF NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I  KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS  LOSS:  IF YOU  FORGET THE BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN   ON  THERE  ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW:  A SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY  SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT  UP.  BOTH OF THESE 
    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND  ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG