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......,«=^ ..  ,,   ««   THE   GOLDEN  ««   ,,   .. ^=«,......
.......,«=              ##£#$^ M ^$#£##             =«,.......
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.........,             LETS HEAR IT FOR             ,.........
........,«            === MC DONALDS ===            «,........
.......,«=                                          =«,.......
......,«=^ WHAT     CAN     I     DO     YA     FOR ^=«,......
.....,«=^$                                          $^=«,.....
....,«=^$#             , CHEESEBURGER ,             #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£                , NUGGETS ,               £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£#          , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ,         #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£##                , FRIES ,                 ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£#           , CARBONATED WATER ,           #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£         , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ,          £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$#               , BIG MAC ,                #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$                , COFFEE ,                $^=«,.....
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.......,«=              ##### = #####               =«,.......
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........., IT  ALL BEGAN  A THOUSAND  YEARS  AGO IN ,.........
........,« LIKE  THE  EIGHTEENTH  CENTURY.  A  DARK «,........
.......,«= FIGURE EMERGED  FROM  A  TAVERN AFTER  A =«,.......
......,«=^ FEW  YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ^=«,......
.....,«=^$ IT  WAS  ILLEGAL  TO  SELL  FOOD IN  THE $^=«,.....
....,«=^$# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£                                          £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£#         BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE.        #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£##                                          ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£# SHE  BEGAN  PUTTING  DRIED  LIZARD  MEAT #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£ BETWEEN TWO BREAD  SLICES, OPERATING OUT £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$# OF  A  CART,  NOT  STAYING  IN  THE SAME #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$ PLACE LONG.  IN  THE DAY SHE  SLEPT,  IN $^=«,.....
......,«=^ THE  EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND  IN THE ^=«,......
.......,«=            NIGHT SHE POACHED.            =«,.......
........,«                                          «,........
........., AFTER A FEW  YEARS,  MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.........
........,« HAD   A   REPUTATION.   SHE   CALLED  IT «,........
.......,«=            ,. THE GOLDEN M .,            =«,.......
......,«=^ AND  PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE  GOLDEN  M. ^=«,......
.....,«=^$ THE  OLD TAVERN HAD  THEIR MONOPOLY  AND $^=«,.....
....,«=^$#      DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH.      #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£   MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS   £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£#              NEW AND FRESH.              #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£##                                          ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME  A  LITTLE  TOO WELL #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£ KNOWN.  THE   TAVERNS  MEN  HOT  ON  HER £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$# TRAIL,  SHE  COULD STAY  A  SHORTER  AND #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$ SHORTER TIME  IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT $^=«,.....
......,«=^ HUNTED. AND  SOON  ENOUGH  THERE CAME  A ^=«,......
.......,«= TIME  WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER =«,.......
........,« AT   THE   GATES   OF   EVERY   VILLAGE. «,........
.........,                                          ,.........
........,« SO  SHE  HID  THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, «,........
.......,«=                 FOREVER.                 =«,.......
......,«=^                                          ^=«,......
.....,«=^$                 ### = ###                $^=«,.....
....,«=^$#                                          #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£ AFTER  THIRTY   YEARS,   A   MAN   NAMED £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£# NICHOLAS   FOUND  THE  CART.  HE  WAS  A #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£##     CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE    ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£# (CURSED,  I  MEAN)) AND  AS  SUCH HE  OF #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£ COURSE THOUGHT IT A  GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$#         IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS.          #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$                                          $^=«,.....
......,«=^ HE WASN'T  ALL  THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ^=«,......
.......,«= THOUGH SOME  RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE =«,.......
........,« QUICKLY  FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER  HE «,........
........., WAS KIND  OF  A HARDHAT AND  DIDN'T STOP ,.........
........,« TRYING.  THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE  FOR HIM «,........
.......,«= SINCE  NOBODY  BOUGHT  HIS  FOOD  ANYWAY =«,.......
......,«=^ (AND   ALSO   THEY   HAD   EXPANDED  TOO ^=«,......
.....,«=^$  QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND   $^=«,.....
....,«=^$# WAS  IN THE PROCESS  OF FALLING  APART). #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£                                          £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£# ANGRY  AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£## HIS   FOOD,    HE   VOWED    TO    LEAVE ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£#         KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY.          #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£                                          £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$#               WHICH HE DID.              #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$                                          $^=«,.....
......,«=^                  ## = ##                 ^=«,......
.......,«=                                          =«,.......
........,« WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE  TRAVELED «,........
........., OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP  ON ,.........
........,«           EARTH IN THE FIFTIES.          «,........
.......,«= UPON  FINDING OUT THAT  EARTH  HOLDS  NO =«,.......
......,«=^ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW  MEAT ^=«,......
.....,«=^$ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH  FOLK $^=«,.....
....,«=^$#                LIKED IT!                 #$^=«,....
...,«=^$#£                                          £#$^=«,...
..,«=^$#£# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT  OF  THE CART BY #£#$^=«,..
.,«=^$#£## A  MAN  NAMED  MICKEY  MAC  DONALDS, WHO ##£#$^=«,.
..,«=^$#£#    RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF.   #£#$^=«,..
...,«=^$#£ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY  £#$^=«,...
....,«=^$#   FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO   #$^=«,....
.....,«=^$ THE PROJECT,  AND  QUICKLY EXPANDED  ALL $^=«,.....
......,«=^             OVER THE PLANET.             ^=«,......
.......,«=                                          =«,.......
........,«                  # = #                   «,........
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........,«         AND THE REST IS HISTORY!         «,........
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