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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ #@#@@* M *@@#@# ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ^ FRIES ^ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ ^ BIG MAC ^ @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ ^ COFFEE ^ @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ @@@@@ \ @@@@@ @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨^~\*@@#@# #@#@@*\~^¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# NEW AND FRESH. #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨^~\*@@#@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@#@@*\~^¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@ \ @@@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨^~\*@@#@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@#@@*\~^¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ WHICH HE DID. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@ \ @@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ LIKED IT! ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨^~\*@@#@# OVER THE PLANET. #@#@@*\~^¨
¨¨^~\*@@#@ @#@@*\~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~\*@@# @ \ @ #@@*\~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\*@@ @@*\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\*@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @*\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\* *\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨