,,-«**£&#@ @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ ,, -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ,, £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** #@#&£* M *£&#@# **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« LETS HEAR IT FOR «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- *** MC DONALDS *** -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ - CHEESEBURGER - £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& - NUGGETS - &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ - FRIES - @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# - CARBONATED WATER - #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# - BIG MAC - #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& - COFFEE - &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** &&&&& * &&&&& **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** NIGHT SHE POACHED. **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« -, THE GOLDEN M ,- «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# NEW AND FRESH. #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« FOREVER. «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** &&& * &&& **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# WHICH HE DID. #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ && * && £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ LIKED IT! £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,
,,,-«**£&# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #&£**«-,,,
,,-«**£&#@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @#&£**«-,,
,-«**£&#@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@#&£**«-,
,,-«**£&#@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @#&£**«-,,
,,,-«**£&# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #&£**«-,,,
,,,,-«**£& THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL &£**«-,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ OVER THE PLANET. £**«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* & * & *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- AND THE REST IS HISTORY! -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«** **«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«**£ £**«-,,,,,
,,,,-«**£& &£**«-,,,,