*»-....... .......-»*
»-........ ........-»
-......... .........-
»-........ ........-»
*»-....... .......-»*
§*»-...... .. -- »» THE GOLDEN »» -- .. ......-»*§
*§*»-..... #@@#*§ M §*#@@# .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... LETS HEAR IT FOR ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. *** MC DONALDS *** ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... - CHEESEBURGER - ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... - NUGGETS - .....-»*§*
§*»-...... - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ......-»*§
*»-....... - FRIES - .......-»*
»-........ - CARBONATED WATER - ........-»
-......... - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - .........-
»-........ - BIG MAC - ........-»
*»-....... - COFFEE - .......-»*
§*»-...... ......-»*§
*§*»-..... ##### * ##### .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... .....-»*§*
§*»-...... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ......-»*§
*»-....... .......-»*
»-........ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ........-»
-......... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .........-
»-........ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ........-»
*»-....... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .......-»*
§*»-...... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ......-»*§
*§*»-..... NIGHT SHE POACHED. .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. -. THE GOLDEN M .- .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .....-»*§*
§*»-...... NEW AND FRESH. ......-»*§
*»-....... .......-»*
»-........ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ........-»
-......... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .........-
»-........ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ........-»
*»-....... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .......-»*
§*»-...... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ......-»*§
*§*»-..... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. FOREVER. .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... ### * ### ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .....-»*§*
§*»-...... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ......-»*§
*»-....... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .......-»*
»-........ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ........-»
-......... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .........-
»-........ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ........-»
*»-....... .......-»*
§*»-...... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ......-»*§
*§*»-..... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... .....-»*§*
§*»-...... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ......-»*§
*»-....... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .......-»*
»-........ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ........-»
-......... .........-
»-........ WHICH HE DID. ........-»
*»-....... .......-»*
§*»-...... ## * ## ......-»*§
*§*»-..... .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... LIKED IT! ....-»*§*#
*§*»-..... .....-»*§*
§*»-...... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ......-»*§
*»-....... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .......-»*
»-........ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ........-»
-......... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .........-
»-........ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ........-»
*»-....... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL .......-»*
§*»-...... OVER THE PLANET. ......-»*§
*§*»-..... .....-»*§*
#*§*»-.... # * # ....-»*§*#
@#*§*»-... ...-»*§*#@
#@#*§*»-.. AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ..-»*§*#@#
##@#*§*»-. .-»*§*#@##
#@#*§*»-.. ..-»*§*#@#
@#*§*»-... ...-»*§*#@
#*§*»-.... ....-»*§*#
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