the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!