the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!