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#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨¨ ~~ »» THE GOLDEN »» ~~ ¨¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@¤;;»¨¨¨¨ #@@&¤§ M §¤&@@# ¨¨¨¨»;;¤@@
##@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@##
@@&&¤§;»~¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨~»;§¤&&@@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ¨~»;§¤&@@@
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@@¤¤¤§;»~¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨~»;§¤¤¤@@
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#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
&&¤;»»¨¨¨¨ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¨¨¨¨»»;¤&&
@@¤;;~¨¨¨¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨¨¨¨~;;¤@@
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#@@&¤§;»~¨ &&&&& ; &&&&& ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨~»;§¤&@@#
##@&¤§;»~¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨~»;§¤&@##
#@@&¤§;»~¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@¤¤§§§;»~¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨~»;§§§¤¤@
##@@¤§;»~¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨~»;§¤@@##
&&¤§;~¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨~;§¤&&
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@&§»~¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨~»§&@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@@
@@¤¤§;»»~¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨~»»;§¤¤@@
&&§§»»~¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨~»»§§&&
#@@&¤§;»~¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@&§;»~~¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨~~»;§&@@
&§»¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨»§&
@@@&¤§;»~¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨~»;§¤&@@@
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@&¤¤¤§;»~¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨~»;§¤¤¤&@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨~»;§¤&@@#
##@@¤§;»~¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨~»;§¤@@##
&§;»»¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨»»;§&
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&§»»¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨»»§&
##@@&§;»~¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨~»;§&@@##
@¤¤;;~~¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨~~;;¤¤@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@&¤§§;»~¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨~»;§§¤&@@
&¤;»»¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨»»;¤&
##@&¤§;»~¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨~»;§¤&@##
&¤§;~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~;§¤&
&&¤¤§;»¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨»;§¤¤&&
#@@&¤§;»~¨ FOREVER. ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@@
&&¤;~¨¨¨¨¨ &&& ; &&& ¨¨¨¨¨~;¤&&
&§;»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»;§&
&§;»¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨»;§&
@@¤§§»¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨»§§¤@@
&¤¤¤¤§;»~¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨~»;§¤¤¤¤&
@@@&¤§;»~¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨~»;§¤&@@@
##@&¤§;»~¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨~»;§¤&@##
#@@&¤§;»~¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨~»;§¤&@@#
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##@&¤§;»~¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨~»;§¤&@##
##@&¤§;»~¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨~»;§¤&@##
#@@&¤§;»~¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨~»;§¤&@@#
&&&§»¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨»§&&&
@&¤§»~~¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨~~»§¤&@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@&&¤§;»~¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨~»;§¤&&@@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@&&§;~¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨~;§&&@
@@&§»»~~~¨ ¨~~~»»§&@@
@@¤¤§;~~¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨~~;§¤¤@@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨~»;§¤&@@@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨~»;§¤&@@@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨~»;§¤&@@#
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@&¤;»»»»~¨ && ; && ¨~»»»»;¤&@
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@&§;»»¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨»»;§&@
@&§§;»~~¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨~~»;§§&@
&&§§§»~¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨~»§§§&&
@&&§»¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨»§&&@
@¤¤¤§§;»~¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨~»;§§¤¤¤@
&§;;;;»»~¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨~»»;;;;§&
#@@&¤§;»~¨ LIKED IT! ¨~»;§¤&@@#
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@@&¤§;»~¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨~»;§¤&@@@
@&¤§»~¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨~»§¤&@
&¤¤;~~¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨~~;¤¤&
@&§»~~¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨~~»§&@
##@@&¤§»~¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨~»§¤&@@##
#@@&¤§;»~¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@&&&¤§;»~¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨~»;§¤&&&@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@@
@@@&¤§;»~¨ & ; & ¨~»;§¤&@@@
#@@&¤§;»~¨ ¨~»;§¤&@@#
@@@&¤§;»~¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨~»;§¤&@@@
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