the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!