,,,,,»;%&# #&%;»,,,,,
,,,,»»»==& &==»»»,,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;;;=%&# #&%=;;;»,,
,,»;=%&### ,, ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, ,, ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,;=&## ###&%= M =%&### ##&=;,,,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&&## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##&&%=;»,,
,,,,,;%%&# ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; #&%%;,,,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,»=%%# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #%%=»,,,,,
,,»;=%%&&# #&&%%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### , CHEESEBURGER , ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,»===& , NUGGETS , &===»,,,,,
,,,,»;;==& , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , &==;;»,,,,
,,»;=%&### , FRIES , ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### , CARBONATED WATER , ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ###&%=;»,,
,,,,;;=&&# , BIG MAC , #&&=;;,,,,
,,»;=%&### , COFFEE , ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### &&&&& ; &&&&& ###&%=;»,,
,,,,;;%&## ##&%;;,,,,
,,,,»»;=%& IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN &%=;»»,,,,
,,»;=%&### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&&## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##&&%=;»,,
,,,»;=%&## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##&%=;»,,,
,,,,,»;;%& IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE &%;;»,,,,,
,,»;=%&### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,;%%# #%%;,,,,,,
,,»;=%&### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,,,»;%%%& SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT &%%%;»,,,,
,,,,»»==%# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #%==»»,,,,
,,,,,,»=&# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #&=»,,,,,,
,,,,,,»=%# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #%=»,,,,,,
,,,»;==&&# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #&&==;»,,,
,,,,,,;=&# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #&=;,,,,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;====&& AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART &&====;»,,
,,»»»;%%%& HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT &%%%;»»»,,
,,»;=%&### ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ###&%=;»,,
,,»;;=%&&& AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. &&&%=;;»,,
,,,,»»=%&& THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND &&%=»»,,,,
,,»;=%&### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###&%=;»,,
,,»;%&#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ####&%;»,,
,,,»;==&&# NEW AND FRESH. #&&==;»,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,;%## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##%;,,,,,,
,,»;=%&### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,»=%# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #%=»,,,,,,
,,»;=%&### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###&%=;»,,
,,,,»==%%& AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. &%%==»,,,,
,,,,;;%%&& &&%%;;,,,,
,,»;=%#### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ####%=;»,,
,,»;=%%%%& FOREVER. &%%%%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### &&& ; &&& ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,»;=&# #&=;»,,,,,
,,»;=%&### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,;==&# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #&==;,,,,,
,,»;=%&### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###&%=;»,,
,,,,;;%&## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##&%;;,,,,
,,»;=%&### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%#### ####%=;»,,
,,,,,,,;%& HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN &%;,,,,,,,
,,,,,»;%## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##%;»,,,,,
,,»;=%&### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,,;=& WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP &=;,,,,,,,
,,,»»;;%%# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #%%;;»»,,,
,,»;=%&### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###&%=;»,,
,,;=%&#### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ####&%=;,,
,,»;=%&### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,,;=& &=;,,,,,,,
,,,,»»;%## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##%;»»,,,,
,,»;=%&### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###&%=;»,,
,,,»»==%## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##%==»»,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### WHICH HE DID. ###&%=;»,,
,,,,»;;=%& &%=;;»,,,,
,,»;=%&### && ; && ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,;=%%# #%%=;,,,,,
,,,,,»»=%& WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED &%=»»,,,,,
,,»;=%&### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###&%=;»,,
,,,,»;%%&# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #&%%;»,,,,
,,»;=%&### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,»=%## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##%=»,,,,,
,,,,,,»;%# LIKED IT! #%;»,,,,,,
,,»;=%%%&& &&%%%=;»,,
,,,,,»»=&# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #&=»»,,,,,
,,»;=%&### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###&%=;»,,
,,»;%&#### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ####&%;»,,
,,»;=%&### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###&%=;»,,
,,»;===%## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##%===;»,,
,,,,,,;%## OVER THE PLANET. ##%;,,,,,,
,,»;%&#### ####&%;»,,
,,»;=%#### & ; & ####%=;»,,
,,,,,;%&&# #&&%;,,,,,
,,»;=%&### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,,»;%# #%;»,,,,,,
,,»;=%&### ###&%=;»,,
,,,,,;%%%& &%%%;,,,,,