the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!