the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!