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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~= REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. =~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~= HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT =~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ NEW AND FRESH. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~= HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL =~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨^~=*£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £*=~^¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨^~=*£ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE £*=~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~=*£@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @£*=~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~=*£@@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @@£*=~^¨¨¨
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¨¨^~=*£@@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@@£*=~^¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~= KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. =~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ WHICH HE DID. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~= EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. =~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨^~=*£ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT £*=~^¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨^~=*£@@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @@£*=~^¨¨¨
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