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¨,»^%$@¶## , NUGGETS , ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## , FRIES , ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## , CARBONATED WATER , ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##¶@$%^»,¨
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¨,»^%$@¶## , COFFEE , ##¶@$%^»,¨
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¨,»^%$@¶## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨»%%$@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @$%%»¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%%$$$@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @$$$%%^»,¨
¨,»»^%%%$@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @$%%%^»»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶¶# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #¶¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨»^%%$¶# #¶$%%^»¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨»%%@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@%%»¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»%$@¶ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¶@$%»,¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»»^%%$@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@$%%^»»,¨
¨,»^%%$@@# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #@@$%%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»»^%$@@@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @@@$%^»»,¨
¨,»^%$$@@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@@$$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»%@¶ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¶@%»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶¶¶ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¶¶¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,»%$@ NEW AND FRESH. @$%»,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»^%$@¶## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨,»»^%%@¶ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¶@%%^»»,¨¨
¨¨¨»»»^%@¶ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¶@%^»»»¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»%%@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@%%»,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,^^^$¶# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #¶$^^^,¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^^^^%@@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @@%^^^^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## FOREVER. ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
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¨,»^%$@¶¶¶ ¶¶¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨,,^$$¶# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #¶$$^,,¨¨¨
¨,»^%%%@¶¶ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¶¶@%%%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨»^^%@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @%^^»¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨»^%$$¶¶ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¶¶$$%^»¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»»»»%%@@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @@%%»»»»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,,»»%$@@@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @@@$%»»,,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@@¶# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #¶@@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨,,^%@¶ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¶@%^,,¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@@@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@@@$%^»,¨
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¨,»^%$@¶## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨,»»%$$$@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @$$$%»»,¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,^$¶ WHICH HE DID. ¶$^,¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»^%%%@¶# #¶@%%%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨,,^%%@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @%%^,,¨¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶¶# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #¶¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶¶¶ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¶¶¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨,^%%$$@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @$$%%^,¨¨¨
¨,»^%$@¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,»^$@ LIKED IT! @$^»,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»^$@¶### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###¶@$^»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»%@@@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @@@%»,¨¨¨¨
¨,»^$@¶### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###¶@$^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$@¶## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##¶@$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$¶### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###¶$%^»,¨
¨,»^%$$$¶¶ OVER THE PLANET. ¶¶$$$%^»,¨
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¨,»^%$@@¶¶ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¶¶@@$%^»,¨
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