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=,........ LETS HEAR IT FOR ........,=
,......... \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ .........,
.......... ..........
,......... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR .........,
=,........ ........,=
\=,....... , CHEESEBURGER , .......,=\
%\=,...... , NUGGETS , ......,=\%
$%\=,..... , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , .....,=\%$
£$%\=,.... , FRIES , ....,=\%$£
@£$%\=,... , CARBONATED WATER , ...,=\%$£@
#@£$%\=,.. , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ..,=\%$£@#
##@£$%\=,. , BIG MAC , .,=\%$£@##
#@£$%\=,.. , COFFEE , ..,=\%$£@#
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£$%\=,.... £££££ \ £££££ ....,=\%$£
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%\=,...... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ......,=\%
\=,....... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK .......,=\
=,........ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ........,=
,......... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. .........,
.......... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ..........
,......... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. .........,
=,........ ........,=
\=,....... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. .......,=\
%\=,...... ......,=\%
$%\=,..... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT .....,=\%$
£$%\=,.... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ....,=\%$£
@£$%\=,... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ...,=\%$£@
#@£$%\=,.. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ..,=\%$£@#
##@£$%\=,. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE .,=\%$£@##
#@£$%\=,.. NIGHT SHE POACHED. ..,=\%$£@#
@£$%\=,... ...,=\%$£@
£$%\=,.... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ....,=\%$£
$%\=,..... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT .....,=\%$
%\=,...... ,. THE GOLDEN M ., ......,=\%
\=,....... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. .......,=\
=,........ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ........,=
,......... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. .........,
.......... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ..........
,......... NEW AND FRESH. .........,
=,........ ........,=
\=,....... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL .......,=\
%\=,...... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ......,=\%
$%\=,..... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND .....,=\%$
£$%\=,.... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ....,=\%$£
@£$%\=,... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ...,=\%$£@
#@£$%\=,.. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ..,=\%$£@#
##@£$%\=,. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. .,=\%$£@##
#@£$%\=,.. ..,=\%$£@#
@£$%\=,... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ...,=\%$£@
£$%\=,.... FOREVER. ....,=\%$£
$%\=,..... .....,=\%$
%\=,...... £££ \ £££ ......,=\%
\=,....... .......,=\
=,........ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ........,=
,......... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A .........,
.......... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ..........
,......... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF .........,
=,........ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ........,=
\=,....... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. .......,=\
%\=,...... ......,=\%
$%\=,..... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN .....,=\%$
£$%\=,.... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ....,=\%$£
@£$%\=,... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ...,=\%$£@
#@£$%\=,.. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ..,=\%$£@#
##@£$%\=,. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .,=\%$£@##
#@£$%\=,.. SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ..,=\%$£@#
@£$%\=,... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ...,=\%$£@
£$%\=,.... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ....,=\%$£
$%\=,..... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). .....,=\%$
%\=,...... ......,=\%
\=,....... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING .......,=\
=,........ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ........,=
,......... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. .........,
.......... ..........
,......... WHICH HE DID. .........,
=,........ ........,=
\=,....... ££ \ ££ .......,=\
%\=,...... ......,=\%
$%\=,..... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .....,=\%$
£$%\=,.... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ....,=\%$£
@£$%\=,... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ...,=\%$£@
#@£$%\=,.. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ..,=\%$£@#
##@£$%\=,. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT .,=\%$£@##
#@£$%\=,.. INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ..,=\%$£@#
@£$%\=,... LIKED IT! ...,=\%$£@
£$%\=,.... ....,=\%$£
$%\=,..... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY .....,=\%$
%\=,...... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ......,=\%
\=,....... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. .......,=\
=,........ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ........,=
,......... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO .........,
.......... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ..........
,......... OVER THE PLANET. .........,
=,........ ........,=
\=,....... £ \ £ .......,=\
%\=,...... ......,=\%
$%\=,..... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! .....,=\%$
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