the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!