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###@#*†~., ,, .. ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ .. ,, ,.~†*#@###
##@#*%†~., ##@#*% M %*#@## ,.~†%*#@##
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##@#*%†~., LETS HEAR IT FOR ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., . CHEESEBURGER . ,.~†%*#@##
####*%†~., . NUGGETS . ,.~†%*####
@@#%†.,,,, . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,,,,.†%#@@
##@#*%†~., . FRIES . ,.~†%*#@##
#***†..,,, . CARBONATED WATER . ,,,..†***#
##@#*%†~., . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,.~†%*#@##
##%†~~,,,, . BIG MAC . ,,,,~~†%##
@*%~~.,,,, . COFFEE . ,,,,.~~%*@
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#@*†.,,,,, ##### † ##### ,,,,,.†*@#
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
###@#*%†~, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,~†%*#@###
##@#*%†~., LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,.~†%*#@##
@*†.,,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,,.†*@
####*%†~., IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,.~†%*####
##@#*%†~., REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
#%~.,,,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,,,.~%#
##@#*%†~., BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,.~†%*#@##
##%†~~.,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,.~~†%##
####*%†~., PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,.~†%*####
##@#*%†~., THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,.~†%*#@##
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##@#*%†~., AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,.~†%*#@##
@*%%†.,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,.†%%*@
###@*%†~., THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,.~†%*@###
###@*%†~., DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,.~†%*@###
@#%%†~~,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,~~†%%#@
#*†††.,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,.†††*#
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#**%†††~., HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,.~†††%**#
##@#*%†~., KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,.~†%*#@##
@###*%†~., TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,.~†%*###@
##@#*%†~., SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,.~†%*#@##
@*†.,,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,,.†*@
#**†~,,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,,~†**#
##@#*%†~., AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
@#%†~~.,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,.~~†%#@
####*%†~., FOREVER. ,.~†%*####
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
#@*%~.,,,, ### † ### ,,,,.~%*@#
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,.~†%*#@##
#**%~,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,~%**#
####*%†~., CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,.~†%*####
###%††~,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,~††%###
@*%%~~~,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,~~~%%*@
##@#*%†~., IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,.~†%*#@##
###@#*%†~. .~†%*#@###
###@#%†~., HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,.~†%#@###
#%†...,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,...†%#
##@#*%†~., QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,.~†%*#@##
#@@#*%†~., WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,.~†%*#@@#
#%~..,,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,,..~%#
#%†.,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,.†%#
#@#*%††~., (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,.~††%*#@#
##@#*%†~., QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,.~†%*#@##
#%†.,,,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,,,.†%#
##*%~,,,,, ,,,,,~%*##
@@#*†.,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,.†*#@@
@##%†††~., HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,.~†††%##@
##@#*%†~., KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,.~†%*#@##
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@@#*†.,,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,,.†*#@@
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@***††~,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,~††***@
#%††~.,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,.~††%#
@#*†.,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,.†*#@
##@#*%†~., UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,.~†%*#@##
###@#*†~., LIKED IT! ,.~†*#@###
##@#*%†~., ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,.~†%*#@##
##@#*%†~., A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,.~†%*#@##
##*%%%†~., RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,.~†%%%*##
##@#*%†~., WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,.~†%*#@##
@@***%†~., FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,.~†%***@@
##@#*%†~., THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,.~†%*#@##
###@#%†~., OVER THE PLANET. ,.~†%#@###
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@#%††~..,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,..~††%#@
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