The   Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About  The Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!