the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in the  day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook, and  even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!