the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!