The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!