the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!