The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!