the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a hardhat  and  didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he  got scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!