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:,,,,,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,,,,,:
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:,,,,,,,,, : CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,,,,,,:
«:,,,,,,,, : NUGGETS : ,,,,,,,,:«
†«:,,,,,,, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,,,,:«†
$†«:,,,,,, : FRIES : ,,,,,,:«†$
&$†«:,,,,, : CARBONATED WATER : ,,,,,:«†$&
#&$†«:,,,, : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ,,,,:«†$&#
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#&$†«:,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,:«†$&#
&$†«:,,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,,:«†$&
$†«:,,,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,,:«†$
†«:,,,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,,,:«†
«:,,,,,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,,,,,:
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:,,,,,,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,,,,:
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†«:,,,,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,,,,:«†
$†«:,,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,,:«†$
&$†«:,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,:«†$&
#&$†«:,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,:«†$&#
##&$†«:,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,:«†$&##
###&$†«:,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,:«†$&###
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###&$†«:,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,:«†$&###
##&$†«:,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,:«†$&##
#&$†«:,,,, :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,,,,:«†$&#
&$†«:,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,:«†$&
$†«:,,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,,:«†$
†«:,,,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,,,:«†
«:,,,,,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,,,,,,:
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:,,,,,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,,,,,:
«:,,,,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,,,,:«
†«:,,,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,,,:«†
$†«:,,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,,:«†$
&$†«:,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,:«†$&
#&$†«:,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,:«†$&#
##&$†«:,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,:«†$&##
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####&$†«:, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,:«†$&####
###&$†«:,, FOREVER. ,,:«†$&###
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$†«:,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,:«†$
†«:,,,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,,,:«†
«:,,,,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,,,,,,:
,,,,,,,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,,,,,,,
:,,,,,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,,,,,:
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†«:,,,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,,,:«†
$†«:,,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,,:«†$
&$†«:,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,:«†$&
#&$†«:,,,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,,,:«†$&#
##&$†«:,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,:«†$&##
###&$†«:,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,:«†$&###
####&$†«:, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,:«†$&####
###&$†«:,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,:«†$&###
##&$†«:,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,:«†$&##
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&$†«:,,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,,:«†$&
$†«:,,,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,,,:«†$
†«:,,,,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,,,,:«†
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:,,,,,,,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,,,,,,,:
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†«:,,,,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,,,,:«†
$†«:,,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,,:«†$
&$†«:,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,:«†$&
#&$†«:,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,:«†$&#
##&$†«:,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,:«†$&##
###&$†«:,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,:«†$&###
####&$†«:, LIKED IT! ,:«†$&####
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##&$†«:,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,:«†$&##
#&$†«:,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,:«†$&#
&$†«:,,,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,,,:«†$&
$†«:,,,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,,,:«†$
†«:,,,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,,,:«†
«:,,,,,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,,,,,:
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