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,,,,-=†%£@ @£%†=-,,,,
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,,-=†%£@## ,, -- == THE GOLDEN == -- ,, ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### ###@£% M %£@### ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ ††† MC DONALDS ††† @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= - CHEESEBURGER - =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† - NUGGETS - †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ - FRIES - £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ - CARBONATED WATER - @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## - BIG MAC - ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### - COFFEE - ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# @@@@@ † @@@@@ #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ NIGHT SHE POACHED. £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† -, THE GOLDEN M ,- †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ FOREVER. £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# @@@ † @@@ #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= WHICH HE DID. =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% @@ † @@ %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@£%†=-,,
,,,-=†%£@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@£%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ LIKED IT! @£%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-= RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. =-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=† WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY †=-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%£ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL £%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%£@ OVER THE PLANET. @£%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%£@# #@£%†=-,,,
,,-=†%£@## @ † @ ##@£%†=-,,
,-=†%£@### ###@£%†=-,
,,-=†%£@## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##@£%†=-,,
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