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#####¨¨### ##¨¨##¨¨##
####¨¨¨¨## #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
###¨¨##¨¨¨ ¨¨######¨¨
¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨## ¨¨ ~~ »» the golden »» ~~ ¨¨ ¨¨¨####¨¨¨
¨¨¨####¨¨# ##¶#$* m *$#¶## ##¨¨##¨¨##
¨#¨¨##¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨### lets hear it for ##########
¨#####¨¨## ††† mc donalds ††† #########¨
¨¨###¨¨¨¨# ########¨¨
#¨¨#¨¨##¨¨ what can i do ya for #######¨¨#
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# ######¨¨¨¨
########¨¨ ~ cheeseburger ~ #####¨¨###
#######¨¨¨ ~ nuggets ~ ####¨¨¨¨##
######¨¨## ~ double cheeseburger ~ ###¨¨##¨¨#
#####¨¨¨¨# ~ fries ~ ¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨###¨¨##¨¨ ~ carbonated water ~ ¨¨¨######¨
¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ bearnaise dip sauce ~ ##¨¨####¨¨
#¨¨¨###### ~ big mac ~ #¨¨¨¨##¨¨#
¨¨#¨¨##### ~ coffee ~ ¨¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨¨¨¨¨#### ¨¨¨¨¨#####
¨¨###¨¨### ##### † ##### ####¨¨####
¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨## ¨##¨¨¨¨##¨
##¨¨¨##¨¨¨ it all began a thousand years ago in ¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨## like the eighteenth century. a dark ###¨¨¨¨##¨
##¨¨¨##¨¨# figure emerged from a tavern after a ##¨¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. #¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨
##¨¨¨##### it was illegal to sell food in the ¨¨####¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨¨#### region for everybody except that tavern. ¨¨¨##¨¨##¨
##¨¨¨¨¨##¨ ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ but marigold didn't care. ¨¨¨######¨
##¨¨#¨¨##¨ ##¨¨####¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ she began putting dried lizard meat #¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨
########## between two bread slices, operating out ¨¨##¨¨¨¨##
########## of a cart, not staying in the same ¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨#
########## place long. in the day she slept, in ####¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨######### the eve she sold her wares, and in the ¨##¨¨####¨
¨¨#######¨ night she poached. ¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨
#¨¨#####¨¨ ¨####¨¨¨¨#
¨¨¨¨###¨¨# after a few years, marigolds food cart ¨¨##¨¨##¨¨
###¨¨#¨¨¨¨ had a reputation. she called it ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
##¨¨¨¨¨##¨ ~¨ the golden m ¨~ ########¨¨
¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ and people talked about the golden m. #######¨¨¨
##¨¨#¨¨### the old tavern had their monopoly and ######¨¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨## didn't change their menu much. ¨####¨¨¨¨#
¨¨#####¨¨# marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨¨##¨¨##¨¨
#¨¨###¨¨¨¨ new and fresh. #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
¨¨¨¨#¨¨##¨ ¨¨######¨¨
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ however, she became a little too well ¨¨¨####¨¨#
##¨¨###### known. the taverns men hot on her ##¨¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨##### trail, she could stay a shorter and ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨
####¨¨###¨ shorter time in each location. she felt ######¨¨¨¨
¨##¨¨¨¨#¨¨ hunted. and soon enough there came a #####¨¨##¨
¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨¨ time when they started watching for her ####¨¨¨¨¨¨
###¨¨¨¨### at the gates of every village. ¨##¨¨#####
##¨¨##¨¨#¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨####
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, #####¨¨###
¨¨######## forever. ####¨¨¨¨##
¨¨¨####### ###¨¨##¨¨¨
##¨¨#####¨ ### † ### ##¨¨¨¨¨¨##
#¨¨¨¨###¨¨ #¨¨####¨¨#
¨¨##¨¨#¨¨# after thirty years, a man named ¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ nicholas found the cart. he was a ###¨¨¨¨###
¨¨######## cursed entrepreneur (they all are ##¨¨##¨¨##
¨¨¨####### (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
##¨¨###### course thought it a good idea to follow ##########
#¨¨¨¨##### in marigolds foodsteps. ##########
¨¨##¨¨#### ##########
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨### he wasn't all that of a cook, and even #########¨
######¨¨## though some recognized the golden m, he ########¨¨
¨####¨¨¨¨# quickly fell into infamity. however he #######¨¨¨
¨¨##¨¨##¨¨ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ######¨¨##
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# trying. the tavern didn't care for him #####¨¨¨¨¨
########¨¨ since nobody bought his food anyway ####¨¨####
#######¨¨¨ (and also they had expanded too ###¨¨¨¨###
######¨¨## quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ¨#¨¨##¨¨##
#####¨¨¨¨# was in the process of falling apart). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
####¨¨##¨¨ ¨#######¨¨
¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ angry at everyone for not understanding ¨¨#####¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨###### his food, he vowed to leave ¨¨¨###¨¨##
¨##¨¨##### kirugu vargir entierly. ##¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨#### ¨¨¨¨¨¨####
¨####¨¨### which he did. #####¨¨##¨
¨¨##¨¨¨¨#¨ ¨###¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨ ## † ## ¨¨#¨¨#####
¨¨##¨¨¨¨## #¨¨¨¨¨####
¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨# we dont know much about how he traveled ¨¨###¨¨##¨
####¨¨¨¨¨¨ or where, but eventually he ended up on ¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨##¨¨##### earth in the fifties. ##¨¨¨####¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨ upon finding out that earth holds no #¨¨#¨¨##¨¨
#####¨¨#¨¨ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
####¨¨¨¨¨# instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ¨#######¨¨
¨##¨¨###¨¨ liked it! ¨¨#####¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨ ¨¨¨###¨¨##
¨####¨¨¨## then he got scammed out of the cart by ##¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨##¨¨#¨¨# a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¨¨¨¨¨¨####
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ renamed the business after himself. #####¨¨##¨
########## while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¨###¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨######### funneled his inherited billions into ¨¨#¨¨####¨
¨¨#######¨ the project, and quickly expanded all #¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨
#¨¨#####¨¨ over the planet. ¨¨###¨¨¨¨#
¨¨¨¨###¨¨# #¨¨#¨¨##¨¨
###¨¨#¨¨¨¨ # † # ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
##¨¨¨¨¨##¨ ########¨¨
¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ and the rest is history! #######¨¨¨
##¨¨#¨¨### ¨#####¨¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨## ¨¨###¨¨¨¨#
¨¨#####¨¨# ¨¨¨#¨¨##¨¨
#¨¨###¨¨¨¨ ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
¨¨¨¨#¨¨##¨ #¨¨#####¨¨