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&&%:=^.... ::: MC DONALDS ::: ....^=:%&&
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#£&&%:=^.. WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ..^=:%&&£#
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#£&&%:=^.. ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... ^ NUGGETS ^ ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... ^ FRIES ^ ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. ^ BIG MAC ^ ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... ^ COFFEE ^ ...^=:%&&£
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##£&&%:=^. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..^=:%&&£#
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#£&&%:=^.. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ..^=:%&&£#
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&&%:=^.... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ...^=:%&&£
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£&&%:=^... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. NEW AND FRESH. ..^=:%&&£#
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#£&&%:=^.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... FOREVER. ...^=:%&&£
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##£&&%:=^. &&& : &&& .^=:%&&£##
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£&&%:=^... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ..^=:%&&£#
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&&%:=^.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ..^=:%&&£#
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#£&&%:=^.. ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ....^=:%&&
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#£&&%:=^.. WHICH HE DID. ..^=:%&&£#
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&&%:=^.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... LIKED IT! ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ..^=:%&&£#
##£&&%:=^. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .^=:%&&£##
#£&&%:=^.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..^=:%&&£#
£&&%:=^... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ...^=:%&&£
&&%:=^.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....^=:%&&
£&&%:=^... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...^=:%&&£
#£&&%:=^.. OVER THE PLANET. ..^=:%&&£#
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#£&&%:=^.. & : & ..^=:%&&£#
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&&%:=^.... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ....^=:%&&
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