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####$%:»-, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,-»:%$####
##$%%%:»-, ::: MC DONALDS ::: ,-»:%%%$##
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####$%:»-, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,-»:%$####
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####$%:»-, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,-»:%$####
##$:-,,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,-:$##
####$%:»-, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,-»:%$####
#####$%»-, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,-»%$#####
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###%%»»»-, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,-»»»%%###
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##%»»»,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,»»»%##
#$::-,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,-::$#
####$%:»-, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,-»:%$####
#$:::»,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,»:::$#
###%»»»,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,»»»%###
#$:--,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,--:$#
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####$%:»-, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,-»:%$####
#$%»»»,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,»»»%$#
##$%»»»»-, -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ,-»»»»%$##
###$%%:»-, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,-»:%%$###
####$%:»-, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,-»:%$####
###$$%:»-, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,-»:%$$###
####$%:»-, NEW AND FRESH. ,-»:%$####
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####$%:»-, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,-»:%$####
##%%%»»,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,»»%%%##
##$%::»,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,»::%$##
##$$%:-,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,-:%$$##
####$%:»-, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,-»:%$####
#$$:»»»»-, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,-»»»»:$$#
##$$%::»-, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,-»::%$$##
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###%:::»-, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,-»:::%###
#$%%»,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,»%%$#
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####$%:»-, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,-»:%$####
#$:»»,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,»»:$#
####$%:»-, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,-»:%$####
#%:-,,,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,,,-:%#
##$$:::»-, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,-»:::$$##
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####$%:»-, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,-»:%$####
##$:-,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,-:$##
#$$$%:»-,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,-»:%$$$#
####$%:»-, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,-»:%$####
#$:»--,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,--»:$#
####$%:»-, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,-»:%$####
###%%:--,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,--:%%###
#%%%:»-,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,-»:%%%#
####$%:»-, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,-»:%$####
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##%:»»»»-, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,-»»»»:%##
#$$%»----, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,----»%$$#
##$::»--,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,--»::$##
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#%»,,,,,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,,,,,»%#
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#$$%:::»-, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,-»:::%$$#
####$%:»-, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, LIKED IT! ,-»:%$####
##$:::»»-, ,-»»:::$##
####$%:»-, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,-»:%$####
##$$:::»-, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,-»:::$$##
####$%:»-, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,-»:%$####
####$%:»-, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,-»:%$####
##%»----,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,----»%##
####$%:»-, OVER THE PLANET. ,-»:%$####
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####$%:»-, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,-»:%$####
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