the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!