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#¶%*;~^...                ; MIG BAC ;               ...^~;*%¶#
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*;~^...... ON  THE  VERGE  OF BEING  REPULSIVE  BUT ......^~;*
;~^....... STILL SOOOO GOOD...  IN  SOME WAY...  SO .......^~;
~^........             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             ........^~
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~^........ THE  BEST HAMBURGER THAT  MC DONALDS HAS ........^~
;~^....... TO OFFER  IF  YOU COMBINE THE TASTE WITH .......^~;
*;~^......  THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT   ......^~;*
%*;~^..... OF  COMBINING  TWO  SINGLE BURGERS  INTO .....^~;*%
¶%*;~^....             A DOUBLE BURGER.             ....^~;*%¶
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##¶%*;~^.. IT'S NICE                                ..^~;*%¶##
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##¶%*;~^.. THE  MAESTROS   HAVE   NOTHING  ON  THIS ..^~;*%¶##
#¶%*;~^...                 BAD BOY.                 ...^~;*%¶#
¶%*;~^....             IM SRS. FIGHT ME             ....^~;*%¶
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