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#@#§$=†~:. #@#§$= m =$§#@# .:~†=$§#@#
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#$==~::... lets hear it for ...::~==$#
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#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
#§==†::... what can i do ya for ...::†==§#
##§==~:... ...:~==§##
##§===†~:. : cheeseburger : .:~†===§##
##@#$=†~:. : nuggets : .:~†=$#@##
#@#§$=†~:. : double cheeseburger : .:~†=$§#@#
@§$=††:... : fries : ...:††=$§@
@§$=†~::.. : carbonated water : ..::~†=$§@
@#$=†:.... : bearnaise dip sauce : ....:†=$#@
@§§$=†~~:. : big mac : .:~~†=$§§@
§§===†:... : coffee : ...:†===§§
##@#§=†~:. .:~†=§#@##
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#@#§$=†~:. it all began a thousand years ago in .:~†=$§#@#
§=~~...... like the eighteenth century. a dark ......~~=§
@§$†:..... figure emerged from a tavern after a .....:†$§@
##$==~.... few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ....~==$##
##@#§=†~:. it was illegal to sell food in the .:~†=§#@##
§=~:...... region for everybody except that tavern. ......:~=§
#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
###§$=†~:. but marigold didn't care. .:~†=$§###
§=†:...... ......:†=§
#$†:...... she began putting dried lizard meat ......:†$#
§§===~:... between two bread slices, operating out ...:~===§§
#@#§$=†~:. of a cart, not staying in the same .:~†=$§#@#
@@#§$=†~:. place long. in the day she slept, in .:~†=$§#@@
##@#§=†~:. the eve she sold her wares, and in the .:~†=§#@##
@@#§$=†~:. night she poached. .:~†=$§#@@
@§§§$=†~:. .:~†=$§§§@
#§$=††~~:. after a few years, marigolds food cart .:~~††=$§#
@§§§$=†~:. had a reputation. she called it .:~†=$§§§@
#@#§$=†~:. :. the golden m .: .:~†=$§#@#
§§§===†~:. and people talked about the golden m. .:~†===§§§
#@#§$=†~:. the old tavern had their monopoly and .:~†=$§#@#
##§=†::::. didn't change their menu much. .::::†=§##
@#§=†††~:. marigolds secret lizard foodcart was .:~†††=§#@
##@#§$=†~: new and fresh. :~†=$§#@##
@#$††~::.. ..::~††$#@
###§$=†~:. however, she became a little too well .:~†=$§###
§===††~:.. known. the taverns men hot on her ..:~††===§
§$†††~.... trail, she could stay a shorter and ....~†††$§
#@#§$=†~:. shorter time in each location. she felt .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. hunted. and soon enough there came a .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. time when they started watching for her .:~†=$§#@#
@@#§$=†~:. at the gates of every village. .:~†=$§#@@
#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
@@#§$=†~:. so she hid the cart, and disappeared, .:~†=$§#@@
#@#§$=†~:. forever. .:~†=$§#@#
##$$=~.... ....~=$$##
###§$=†~:. §§§ † §§§ .:~†=$§###
#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
#$†~...... after thirty years, a man named ......~†$#
#@#§$=†~:. nicholas found the cart. he was a .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. cursed entrepreneur (they all are .:~†=$§#@#
@@#§$=†~:. (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of .:~†=$§#@@
#@#§$=†~:. course thought it a good idea to follow .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. in marigolds foodsteps. .:~†=$§#@#
@#$$=~:... ...:~=$$#@
§$==†~:::. he wasn't all that of a cook, and even .:::~†==$§
#@#§$=†~:. though some recognized the golden m, he .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. quickly fell into infamity. however he .:~†=$§#@#
@#§=†~:... was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ...:~†=§#@
@#$†:..... trying. the tavern didn't care for him .....:†$#@
#@#§$=†~:. since nobody bought his food anyway .:~†=$§#@#
§§$=†††~:. (and also they had expanded too .:~†††=$§§
##$†:..... quickly, succumbed to corruption, and .....:†$##
@#$=†::... was in the process of falling apart). ...::†=$#@
@§$†††:... ...:†††$§@
#@#§$=†~:. angry at everyone for not understanding .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. his food, he vowed to leave .:~†=$§#@#
@§§=~~.... kirugu vargir entierly. ....~~=§§@
#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
@§=†~..... which he did. .....~†=§@
###§$=†~:. .:~†=$§###
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#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. we dont know much about how he traveled .:~†=$§#@#
#@#§$=†~:. or where, but eventually he ended up on .:~†=$§#@#
@@#§$=†~:. earth in the fifties. .:~†=$§#@@
##@#§$†~:. upon finding out that earth holds no .:~†$§#@##
##@#$=†~:. edible lizards, he settled for cow meat .:~†=$#@##
§§§$=~::.. instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ..::~=$§§§
#@#§$=†~:. liked it! .:~†=$§#@#
##$$$=†~:. .:~†=$$$##
#@#§$=†~:. then he got scammed out of the cart by .:~†=$§#@#
##$$$=†~:. a man named mickey mac donalds, who .:~†=$$$##
#@#§$=†~:. renamed the business after himself. .:~†=$§#@#
§=~....... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey .......~=§
##@#$=†~:. funneled his inherited billions into .:~†=$#@##
§==~::.... the project, and quickly expanded all ....::~==§
§$==††~:.. over the planet. ..:~††==$§
#@#§$=†~:. .:~†=$§#@#
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#§$††††~:. and the rest is history! .:~††††$§#
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