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,,,,,,-«*^ ,, -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ,, ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ #@££%^ M ^%££@# £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,-«*^££ ££^*«-,,,,
,,,-«*^££@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @££^*«-,,,
,,-«*^££@# *** MC DONALDS *** #@££^*«-,,
,-«*^££@## ##@££^*«-,
,,-«*^££@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@££^*«-,,
,,,-«*^££@ @££^*«-,,,
,,,,-«*^££ - CHEESEBURGER - ££^*«-,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ - NUGGETS - £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* - FRIES - *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« - CARBONATED WATER - «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - BIG MAC - ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - COFFEE - ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,- IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,-«*^££ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ££^*«-,,,,
,,,-«*^££@ @££^*«-,,,
,,-«*^££@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@££^*«-,,
,-«*^££@## ##@££^*«-,
,,-«*^££@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@££^*«-,,
,,,-«*^££@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @££^*«-,,,
,,,,-«*^££ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ££^*«-,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* NIGHT SHE POACHED. *«-,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,- AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« NEW AND FRESH. «-,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,-«*^ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,-«*^££ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ££^*«-,,,,
,,,-«*^££@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @££^*«-,,,
,,-«*^££@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@££^*«-,,
,-«*^££@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@££^*«-,
,,-«*^££@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@££^*«-,,
,,,-«*^££@ @££^*«-,,,
,,,,-«*^££ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ££^*«-,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ FOREVER. £^*«-,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,- AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-« HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ^*«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,-«*^££ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ££^*«-,,,,
,,,-«*^££@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @££^*«-,,,
,,-«*^££@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@££^*«-,,
,-«*^££@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@££^*«-,
,,-«*^££@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@££^*«-,,
,,,-«*^££@ @££^*«-,,,
,,,,-«*^££ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ££^*«-,,,,
,,,,,-«*^£ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE £^*«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ^*«-,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-« WHICH HE DID. «-,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«* INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK *«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«*^ LIKED IT! ^*«-,,,,,,
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,,,,-«*^££ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ££^*«-,,,,
,,,-«*^££@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @££^*«-,,,
,,-«*^££@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@££^*«-,,
,-«*^££@## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##@££^*«-,
,,-«*^££@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@££^*«-,,
,,,-«*^££@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @££^*«-,,,
,,,,-«*^££ OVER THE PLANET. ££^*«-,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-« AND THE REST IS HISTORY! «-,,,,,,,,
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