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#@*:»,.... .. ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, .. ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... ##¶#@* M *@#¶## ...,»:*@##
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####@*:»,. LETS HEAR IT FOR .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. ::: MC DONALDS ::: ..,»:*@###
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#@*:»,.... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ....,»:*@#
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#@*:»,.... , CHEESEBURGER , ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... , NUGGETS , ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. , FRIES , .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. , CARBONATED WATER , ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... , BIG MAC , ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... , COFFEE , .....,»:*@
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##@*:»,... ##### : ##### ...,»:*@##
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####@*:»,. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ....,»:*@#
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###@*:»,.. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ..,»:*@###
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###@*:»,.. SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... ,. THE GOLDEN M ., ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. NEW AND FRESH. ..,»:*@###
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###@*:»,.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ..,»:*@###
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###@*:»,.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... FOREVER. ...,»:*@##
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@*:»,..... ### : ### .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ....,»:*@#
##@*:»,... ...,»:*@##
###@*:»,.. ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ..,»:*@###
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#@*:»,.... WHICH HE DID. ....,»:*@#
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###@*:»,.. WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... LIKED IT! ....,»:*@#
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###@*:»,.. THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ..,»:*@###
####@*:»,. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .,»:*@####
###@*:»,.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..,»:*@###
##@*:»,... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ...,»:*@##
#@*:»,.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....,»:*@#
@*:»,..... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL .....,»:*@
#@*:»,.... OVER THE PLANET. ....,»:*@#
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###@*:»,.. # : # ..,»:*@###
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###@*:»,.. AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ..,»:*@###
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