,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,«%¤¤# #¤¤%«,,,,,
,,,,:**%¤¤ ¤¤%**:,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### ,, :: «« THE GOLDEN «« :: ,, ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤¤¤ ###¤¤% M %¤¤### ¤¤¤¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,,«%¤# #¤%«,,,,,,
,,,,,,«*¤¤ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¤¤*«,,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### *** MC DONALDS *** ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,,«*¤# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #¤*«,,,,,,
,,,,,«%¤¤¤ ¤¤¤%«,,,,,
,,,,:«%¤¤¤ : CHEESEBURGER : ¤¤¤%«:,,,,
,,,,,:*%¤¤ : NUGGETS : ¤¤%*:,,,,,
,,,,,,:*¤¤ : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ¤¤*:,,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### : FRIES : ###¤¤%*«:,
:«*%¤¤#### : CARBONATED WATER : ####¤¤%*«:
,:«*%¤¤### : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,«%¤¤¤ : BIG MAC : ¤¤¤%«,,,,,
,,,,,:«*¤¤ : COFFEE : ¤¤*«:,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤## ¤¤¤¤¤ * ¤¤¤¤¤ ##¤¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,:*¤¤¤¤ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¤¤¤¤*:,,,,
,,::****¤# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #¤****::,,
,,,,:«%%%¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤%%%«:,,,,
,,,,:*%%%¤ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¤%%%*:,,,,
,,,,:*%¤¤# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #¤¤%*:,,,,
,,,,,:*¤¤# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #¤¤*:,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¤¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,««*¤¤# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #¤¤*««,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%%¤¤¤¤ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¤¤¤¤%%*«:,
,,,,,:««%¤ ¤%««:,,,,,
,,,,««%%¤# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #¤%%««,,,,
,,,,,,,«%¤ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¤%«,,,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,«*¤¤## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##¤¤*«,,,,
,,,::«*¤¤# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #¤¤*«::,,,
,:«*%¤¤### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ####¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### NEW AND FRESH. ###¤¤%*«:,
,,::«**¤¤# #¤¤**«::,,
,:«*%¤¤### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤¤¤ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¤¤¤¤¤%*«:,
,,,,::«%¤# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #¤%«::,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%%%¤¤# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #¤¤%%%*«:,
,,,««%¤¤¤# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #¤¤¤%««,,,
,:«*%¤¤### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,«%%%¤¤ ¤¤%%%«,,,,
,,:««%¤¤## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##¤¤%««:,,
,:«%¤¤#### FOREVER. ####¤¤%«:,
,,,::*¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤*::,,,
,,,,::**¤# ¤¤¤ * ¤¤¤ #¤**::,,,,
,:««**%¤¤¤ ¤¤¤%**««:,
,:«*%¤¤### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###¤¤%*«:,
,,::::*¤## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¤*::::,,
,,,,,«%¤¤# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #¤¤%«,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,«**¤¤ ¤¤**«,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,,:*%¤ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¤%*:,,,,,,
,:«*%%%¤¤# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #¤¤%%%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«%¤¤#### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ####¤¤%«:,
,,,,,««*¤# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #¤*««,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,«*¤¤¤# #¤¤¤*«,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### WHICH HE DID. ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,«««**¤# #¤**«««,,,
,,,««*¤¤¤¤ ¤¤ * ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤*««,,,
,:«*¤¤#### ####¤¤*«:,
,,,,«*%%¤# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #¤%%*«,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤¤# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #¤¤¤¤%*«:,
,,,,:««%¤# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¤%««:,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### LIKED IT! ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,««**¤# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #¤**««,,,,
,,,,:*%¤¤# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #¤¤%*:,,,,
,,,,:*%¤¤# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #¤¤%*:,,,,
,,,,::«%¤# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #¤%«::,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤#### OVER THE PLANET. ####¤%*«:,
,,,,«««%%¤ ¤%%«««,,,,
,:::«*%%¤# ¤ * ¤ #¤%%*«:::,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,::*%%¤ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¤%%*::,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,,,,,:*¤## ##¤*:,,,,,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤¤## ##¤¤¤%*«:,
,:«*%¤¤### ###¤¤%*«:,