the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!