the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind  of a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!