the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became  a little too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!