the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't care  for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!