the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't  all that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!