the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!