#¤%::-.... ....-::%¤#
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
###£¤%:«-. .-«:%¤£###
£££¤§%:«-. .. -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- .. .-«:%§¤£££
¤§%%««.... ##£¤§% M %§¤£## ....««%%§¤
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
£§§%:--... LETS HEAR IT FOR ...--:%§§£
¤¤¤%«-.... ::: MC DONALDS ::: ....-«%¤¤¤
¤¤%«...... ......«%¤¤
###¤§%:«-. WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR .-«:%§¤###
¤%«-...... ......-«%¤
##£¤§%:«-. - CHEESEBURGER - .-«:%§¤£##
#£§§:««-.. - NUGGETS - ..-««:§§£#
##£¤§%:«-. - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - .-«:%§¤£##
£££¤§%:«-. - FRIES - .-«:%§¤£££
¤%:-...... - CARBONATED WATER - ......-:%¤
¤§:-...... - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ......-:§¤
##£¤§%:«-. - BIG MAC - .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. - COFFEE - .-«:%§¤£##
#£§§§%:«-. .-«:%§§§£#
£¤%%:-.... ¤¤¤¤¤ : ¤¤¤¤¤ ....-:%%¤£
£§:-...... ......-:§£
##£¤§%:«-. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .-«:%§¤£##
££§%::-... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ...-::%§££
£¤%%%«.... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ....«%%%¤£
£§§%««.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....««%§§£
#¤§%«---.. IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ..---«%§¤#
###¤§%:«-. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. .-«:%§¤###
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. .-«:%§¤£##
£¤¤¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤¤¤£
##£¤§%:«-. SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT .-«:%§¤£##
£§§§%%:«-. BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .-«:%%§§§£
###£§%:«-. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME .-«:%§£###
##£¤§%:«-. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .-«:%§¤£##
££§:«--... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ...--«:§££
##£¤§%:«-. NIGHT SHE POACHED. .-«:%§¤£##
£§:-...... ......-:§£
###£§%:«-. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .-«:%§£###
##£¤§%:«-. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT .-«:%§¤£##
£¤§%«-.... -. THE GOLDEN M .- ....-«%§¤£
##£¤§%:«-. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. .-«:%§¤£##
£¤%«««.... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ....«««%¤£
£§§:«-.... NEW AND FRESH. ....-«:§§£
¤§:-...... ......-:§¤
¤%«....... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL .......«%¤
£££¤§%:«-. KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .-«:%§¤£££
##£¤§%:«-. TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A .-«:%§¤£##
¤%««-..... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .....-««%¤
££¤¤§%:«-. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. .-«:%§¤¤££
###£§%:«-. .-«:%§£###
###¤§%:«-. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, .-«:%§¤###
##£¤§%:«-. FOREVER. .-«:%§¤£##
¤¤%«-..... .....-«%¤¤
£¤§%%:«... ¤¤¤ : ¤¤¤ ...«:%%§¤£
£¤%«...... ......«%¤£
###£¤§:«-. AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .-«:§¤£###
££¤¤§%:«-. NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A .-«:%§¤¤££
¤¤%%:---.. CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ..---:%%¤¤
##£¤§%:«-. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF .-«:%§¤£##
¤¤¤¤§%:«-. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .-«:%§¤¤¤¤
¤§:«««---. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. .---«««:§¤
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
££§%««««-. HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN .-««««%§££
#¤§§§%:«-. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .-«:%§§§¤#
##£¤§%:«-. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .-«:%§¤£##
¤¤¤%«---.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..---«%¤¤¤
##£¤§%:«-. SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .-«:%§¤£##
£§§%%%:«-. (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO .-«:%%%§§£
##£¤§%:«-. QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .-«:%§¤£##
#¤¤§:-.... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ....-:§¤¤#
¤%:«--.... ....--«:%¤
¤¤§%:-.... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ....-:%§¤¤
£§%::««--. HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .--««::%§£
#£§::-.... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ....-::§£#
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
£¤¤¤§%:«-. WHICH HE DID. .-«:%§¤¤¤£
¤¤%:-..... .....-:%¤¤
##£¤§%:«-. ¤¤ : ¤¤ .-«:%§¤£##
###£¤§%«-. .-«%§¤£###
##£¤§%:«-. WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .-«:%§¤£##
#£§%%:««-. OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .-««:%%§£#
¤%:«««.... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ....«««:%¤
¤%%«-..... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .....-«%%¤
##£¤§%:«-. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT .-«:%§¤£##
¤¤§:-..... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .....-:§¤¤
##£¤§%:«-. LIKED IT! .-«:%§¤£##
¤§::««-... ...-««::§¤
£§:«...... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ......«:§£
###£§%:«-. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .-«:%§£###
##£¤§%:«-. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. .-«:%§¤£##
££§%«..... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .....«%§££
#££¤§%:«-. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO .-«:%§¤££#
£¤§%:--... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...--:%§¤£
#£¤%%:-... OVER THE PLANET. ...-:%%¤£#
£¤§§§%:«-. .-«:%§§§¤£
£¤§:---... ¤ : ¤ ...---:§¤£
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
#£§:-..... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! .....-:§£#
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
¤§%:«-.... ....-«:%§¤
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##
##£¤§%:«-. .-«:%§¤£##