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#@@#%$/»~¨ ¨¨ ~~ »» THE GOLDEN »» ~~ ¨¨ ¨~»/$%#@@#
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#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ /// MC DONALDS /// ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
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/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨¨~»/$%#@@
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#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ ##### / ##### ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
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$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨~»/$%#@@
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ¨¨~»/$%#@@
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ### / ### ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨~»/$%#@@
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨~»/$%#@@
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
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@#%$/»~¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨~»/$%#@@#
@@#%$/»~¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨~»/$%#@@
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/
$/»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»/$
%$/»~¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨~»/$%
#%$/»~¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨~»/$%#
@#%$/»~¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
@@#%$/»~¨¨ ¨¨~»/$%#@@
#@@#%$/»~¨ # / # ¨~»/$%#@@#
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@#%$/»~¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨~»/$%#@
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