The  Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!