the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!