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##@#§†~:¨¨ ¨¨ :: ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ :: ¨¨ ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ##@#§† M †§#@## ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ : CHEESEBURGER : ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ : NUGGETS : ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ : FRIES : ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ : CARBONATED WATER : ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ : BIG MAC : ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ : COFFEE : ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ ##### ; ##### ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ :¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨: ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ FOREVER. ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ ### ; ### ¨:~†§#@###
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###@#§†~:¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨:~†§#@##
###@#§†~:¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨:~†§#@###
##@#§†~:¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨:~†§#@##
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##@#§†~:¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨:~†§#@##
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