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#%†;~,.... What Can I Do Ya For ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. , Cheeseburger , ..,~;†%#£#
##£#%†;~,. , Nuggets , .,~;†%#£##
#£#%†;~,.. , Double cheeseburger , ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... , Fries , ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... , Carbonated Water , ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... , Bearnaise Dip sauce , .....,~;†%
†;~,...... , Big mac , ......,~;†
;~,....... , Coffee , .......,~;
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%†;~,..... It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ..,~;†%#£#
##£#%†;~,. It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The .,~;†%#£##
#£#%†;~,.. Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... But Marigold Didn'T Care. ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... .....,~;†%
†;~,...... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ......,~;†
;~,....... Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out .......,~;
~,........ Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ........,~
;~,....... Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In .......,~;
†;~,...... The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ......,~;†
%†;~,..... Night She Poached. .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. Had A Reputation. She Called It ..,~;†%#£#
##£#%†;~,. ,. The Golden M ., .,~;†%#£##
#£#%†;~,.. And People Talked About The Golden M. ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was .....,~;†%
†;~,...... New And Fresh. ......,~;†
;~,....... .......,~;
~,........ However, She Became A Little Too Well ........,~
;~,....... Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her .......,~;
†;~,...... Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ......,~;†
%†;~,..... Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... Time When They Started Watching For Her ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. At The Gates Of Every Village. ..,~;†%#£#
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#£#%†;~,.. So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... Forever. ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... ### ; ### .....,~;†%
†;~,...... ......,~;†
;~,....... After Thirty Years, A Man Named .......,~;
~,........ Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ........,~
;~,....... Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are .......,~;
†;~,...... (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ......,~;†
%†;~,..... Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ..,~;†%#£#
##£#%†;~,. Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He .,~;†%#£##
#£#%†;~,.. Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway .....,~;†%
†;~,...... (And Also They Had Expanded Too ......,~;†
;~,....... Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And .......,~;
~,........ Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ........,~
;~,....... .......,~;
†;~,...... Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ......,~;†
%†;~,..... His Food, He Vowed To Leave .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... Kirugu vargir Entierly. ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. Which He Did. ..,~;†%#£#
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#%†;~,.... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ....,~;†%#
%†;~,..... Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On .....,~;†%
†;~,...... Earth In The Fifties. ......,~;†
;~,....... Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No .......,~;
~,........ Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ........,~
;~,....... Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk .......,~;
†;~,...... Liked It! ......,~;†
%†;~,..... .....,~;†%
#%†;~,.... Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ....,~;†%#
£#%†;~,... A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ...,~;†%#£
#£#%†;~,.. Renamed The Business After Himself. ..,~;†%#£#
##£#%†;~,. While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey .,~;†%#£##
#£#%†;~,.. Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ..,~;†%#£#
£#%†;~,... The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ...,~;†%#£
#%†;~,.... Over The Planet. ....,~;†%#
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