the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't care  for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!