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,^-^^^^%%£ LETS HEAR IT FOR £%%^^^^-^,
,^^-^^^$%£ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ £%$^^^-^^,
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,^-^$%§£## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§££ ££§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§££ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ££§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## ^ NUGGETS ^ ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£££ ^ FRIES ^ £££§%$^-^,
,,,,^^-^%£ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ £%^-^^,,,,
,^-^$%§§§# ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ #§§§%$^-^,
,,,,,^^-$§ ^ BIG MAC ^ §$-^^,,,,,
,,,--^^$$§ ^ COFFEE ^ §$$^^--,,,
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,^-^$%§£## §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ ##£§%$^-^,
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,^-^$%§£## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,--$§# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #§$--,,,,,
,^-^$§£### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###£§$^-^,
,,,,,^^$§£ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. £§$^^,,,,,
,^-^$%§£## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,^^$%£ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. £%$^^,,,,,
,^-^$%§£## ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##£§%$^-^,
,,,-^^^^%£ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN £%^^^^-,,,
,^-^$%£### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###£%$^-^,
,,,^^^^$$§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §$$^^^^,,,
,^-^$%§£## ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§§£ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART £§§§%$^-^,
,,,^^^$§§£ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT £§§$^^^,,,
,,,--^$$%§ ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ §%$$^--,,,
,^-^$%§£## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,^-$%%§ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND §%%$-^,,,,
,,,---$%£# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #£%$---,,,
,,^-^$%%££ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ££%%$^-^,,
,^-^$%§§££ NEW AND FRESH. ££§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§§§ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL §§§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$$$§§£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £§§$$$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,^^-$§ §$-^^,,,,,
,^-^$%£### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###£%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## FOREVER. ##£§%$^-^,
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,^-^$%§### §§§ ^ §§§ ###§%$^-^,
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,,,,,^-$$§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §$$-^,,,,,
,^-^$%§£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§£# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #£§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§§£# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #£§§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,^^$%§ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN §%$^^,,,,,
,^-^$%§£## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,-$%%§ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE §%%$-,,,,,
,^-^$%§£## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##£§%$^-^,
,,^^-$%%§£ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM £§%%$-^^,,
,^-^$%§£## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,-^$§# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #§$^-,,,,,
,,,,,^-^%£ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND £%^-^,,,,,
,,,^^-^^%£ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). £%^^-^^,,,
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,^-^$$%§££ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ££§%$$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^^^%%§§ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. §§%%^^^-^,
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,^-^$%§£## WHICH HE DID. ##£§%$^-^,
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,^-^$%§£## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##£§%$^-^,
,^----^$$§ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON §$$^----^,
,,,,,^-$%§ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. §%$-^,,,,,
,^-^$%§££# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #££§%$^-^,
,^^--^^$%§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §%$^^--^^,
,^-^$%§£## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§### LIKED IT! ###§%$^-^,
,^-^$%£### ###£%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##£§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§£## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##£§%$^-^,
,,,,,,^^%§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §%^^,,,,,,
,,,,,^-^$§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §$^-^,,,,,
,^-^$%§### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###§%$^-^,
,^-^$%§### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###§%$^-^,
,,,,,^-^$§ OVER THE PLANET. §$^-^,,,,,
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,^-^$%§£## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##£§%$^-^,
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