S34WEED COFF3E  
  
  
                                          
    S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY     
 C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W  OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. 
 B1TT3R,  S4LTY,  O1LY, 4ND  T34L  4S TH3 
             H41R OF 4 M1KU.              
                                          
 W3  D3C1DED  HUNDR3DS  OF  Y34RS  4GO TO 
 STOP  TH3  TR4V3L FROM  OUR D3EP M4RSH3S 
 UP  TO  TH3  4R1D  R3G1ONS   WH3RE   TH3 
 R3GUL4R  B34NS  GROW.  TH3  3FFORT   W4S 
 N3VER  WORTH  TH3  Y13LD,  4ND  NO   ON3 
 W4NT3D  TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3  N3ED W4T3R 
             4ROUND OUR F3ET.             
                                          
 WH3N W3  R34L1ZED  TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS  WHO 
 W3RE W1LLING TO  DO  TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US 
 COULD  NOT  M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y 
 COULD W3  W3RE  UN4BL3 TO P4Y  TH3M,  W3 
 S3T OUT  TO F1ND SOM3  SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR 
             LOC4L 3COSYSTEM.             
                                          
  
  
  DR1NK CR1T3RI4  
  
  
                                          
 W3  OUTL1N3D  TH3  FOLLOW1NG  TR41TS  4S 
 4BSOLUT3  R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: 
                                          
           C4FF31NATED            
                                          
              B1TT3R              
                                          
           3NJOYED HOT            
                                          
       4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR:       
                                          
        M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES        
                                          
          34S1LY PR3P4RED         
                                          
  
  
  TH3 D3ER  
  
  
                                          
 W3  TR13D  M4NY  TH1NGS.  ROOTS,  V1N3S, 
     WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR     
 CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO  CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E 
 PL4NT TH4T  COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. 
 BUT  OUR  R3SE4RCH  W4S  FRU1TL3SS,  4ND 
 4FT3R  4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS,  TH3 3NDE4VOUR 
 W4S  S3EN 4S  4N OLD  4ND  F4D3D  DR34M. 
                                          
 UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4  S34 DEER B3CKONED  US 
 OV3R   TO   4  SHUNN3D   1SL4ND  1N  TH3 
  M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG 
 GOOD  WOULD  THR1V3,  4ND SHOW3D US  TH3 
     S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3.     
                                          
 B34UT1FUL!   W3   W3RE   1N   4W3.  TH1S 
  WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG   
 BUT   TROUBL3,   Y3T  JUST   B3LOW   TH3 
 W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y  TO DR1NKING COFF3E 
               ONC3 4GA1N!