....:::%%&                                          &%%:::....
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
....:~~%&#                                          #&%~~:....
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@@#                                          #@@&&%:~:.
....~:%&&# &&&&&&&&&&&&&              &&&&&&&&&&&&& #&&%:~....
......::&@ &&&&&&&&&&&&& DR ONEFORTY &&&&&&&&&&&&&  @&::......
.:~:%&&@## &&&&&&&&&&&&&              &&&&&&&&&&&&& ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##           A "PORTABLE RECORDER"          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##      A "DIGITAL MICROPHONE WALKMAN"      ##@&&%:~:.
..::::&&&@                                          @&&&::::..
....::%&&#                   #::#                   #&&%::....
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&&&@ I  BOUGHT THIS  A YEAR  AND  A  HALF AGO @&&&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@@# WITH   GREAT  PLANS  IN  MIND.  THEN   I #@@&&%:~:.
....:~::%& MARCHED  OFF  IN  THE  COMPLETELY  WRONG &%::~:....
.:~:%&&@## DIRECTION AND  NOW I BROKE  IT  AS  WELL ##@&&%:~:.
.....::~%&                                          &%~::.....
.:~:%&&@## WHAT  IT  DOES  IS  IT HAS TWO  INTERNAL ##@&&%:~:.
...~::&&@@ MICS BUT ALSO XLR  FOR TWO EXTERNAL ONES @@&&::~...
.:~:%&&@@# AND  ALSO PHANTOM  POWER?  ON  THREE  AA #@@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##                BATTERIES!                ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@## YOU RECORD TO  A SD-CARD (THE  BIG  ONE) ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##         AND THATS DANDY FOR ME.          ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:&&@###                                          ###@&&:~:.
.:~:%&&@@#                   #..#                   #@@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
....~%%&&# IT  GOT ME  THROUGH SOME  GOOD  FORESTAL #&&%%~....
.:~:%&&@##                   TIMES                  ##@&&%:~:.
.:~~~%%&@# THOUGH,  WHICH  ARE  DOCUMENTED  ON  THE #@&%%~~~:.
.:~:%&&@##               ALBUM "MOSS"               ##@&&%:~:.
.:~:%&&@##                                          ##@&&%:~:.
.....::%&&                   #::#                   &&%::.....
.:~::::&&#                                          #&&::::~:.
.,~=**#### BACK TO THE GEARLIST ######@### #£ OHEY  ####**=~,.
.--†=$#### OKAY ALLRIGHT OH SHIT I###@@##@@OPENED # ####$=†--.
,,.,:=$%*@ IT UP AND IT'S DENSE AS FUC£@K¤## . ¨    @*%$=:,.,,
,¨..;*%^&# IT'S FULL OF STUFF I'»S INCREDIBLY ¤#@## #&^%*;..¨,
.:=/=@¤### HARD FOR ME @,.####################@###  ###¤@=/=:.
,--:§£¤###                                          ###¤£§:--,
.,«=%¤####                                          ####¤%=«,.
..=;$%@£##                                          ##£@%$;=..
¨.-*§%§@@#                                          #@@§%§*-.¨
,,-\*%§#@#                                          #@#§%*\-,,
,.¨~†\$£##                                          ##£$\†~¨.,