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......~*%$ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, $%*~......
.......~*% THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING %*~.......
........~*             TO COME TO HARM.             *~........
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........~* A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT *~........
.......~*% BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH %*~.......
......~*%$ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. $%*~......
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.......~*%  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   %*~.......
........~* BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I *~........
.........~   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ~.........
........~*        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         *~........
.......~*%    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    %*~.......
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