/~,.......                                          .......,~/
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..........                  FAT CAP                 ..........
,.........                                          .........,
~,........ .....  %%  @@  %%  @@  %%  @@  %%  ..... ........,~
/~,.......                                          .......,~/
*/~,...... IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER ......,~/*
%*/~,..... GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS  AND .....,~/*%
§%*/~,.... HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG  THE ....,~/*%§
@§%*/~,... CREEK,  WITH A  REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE ...,~/*%§@
#@§%*/~,.. STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS  EYES GROWS ..,~/*%§@#
##@§%*/~,.              THE MUSHROOM.               .,~/*%§@##
#@§%*/~,..                                          ..,~/*%§@#
@§%*/~,...                  .....                   ...,~/*%§@
§%*/~,....                                          ....,~/*%§
%*/~,..... I AM  DREAMING. A PACKAGE  HAS  ARRIVED. .....,~/*%
*/~,......                                          ......,~/*
/~,....... THROUGH  THE  PARK I GO  TO PICK  IT  UP .......,~/
~,........ FROM A  BITTER  LADY. A  SLOT IN A WALL, ........,~
,......... LADY INSIDE, ME OUTSIDE  WITH  THE  REST .........,
..........              OF THE WORLD.               ..........
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~,........ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP,  A NOZZLE (OR ........,~
/~,.......       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       .......,~/
*/~,......                                          ......,~/*
%*/~,..... THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN AND  RUBBERY .....,~/*%
§%*/~,.... WHIPS  SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE ....,~/*%§
@§%*/~,...    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ...,~/*%§@
#@§%*/~,.. ABANDONED  GRAY WALLS. I  SHALL TRY  THE ..,~/*%§@#
##@§%*/~,.             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             .,~/*%§@##
#@§%*/~,..                                          ..,~/*%§@#
@§%*/~,... THE  PAINT INSIDE  COMES OUT,  IT  COMES ...,~/*%§@
§%*/~,.... LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT  COMES  LIKE A ....,~/*%§
%*/~,..... THICK AND  SLOW  BEAM. RICH WITH RED AND .....,~/*%
*/~,......               GOOEY PAINT.               ......,~/*
/~,.......                                          .......,~/
~,........ DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING. IT  KEEPS  GOING ........,~
,......... AND  NEVER  REACHES   THE   WALLS.  IT'S .........,
.......... FOREVER  FALLING, BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE ..........
..........                 STAINED.                 ..........
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/~,.......            I THINK TO MYSELF:            .......,~/
*/~,......        "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD       ......,~/*
%*/~,.....                                          .....,~/*%
§%*/~,....                                          ....,~/*%§
@§%*/~,...                                          ...,~/*%§@
#@§%*/~,..                                          ..,~/*%§@#
##@§%*/~,.                                          .,~/*%§@##