My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B  Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get    In   There    With    Your   Hand