My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The  B Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It Is  The Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A  Much Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand