MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T  REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT,  AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I  HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND