MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD  FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA  IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR  WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT  OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR   HAND