My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It Is  The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A  Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With   Your    Hand