I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!