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&.&&&&&.&. frequency  modulation  is great on paper &..&&&&.&&
.&&....&&& or with  a  user  interface  that's  not &&.&...&&.
.&.&...&..   actively working against you. that's   ..&&&..&.&
&&&&&..&&. really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ..&..&.&&&
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.....&.... actually,  i'm selling  this  one.  fuck ..&&&.&.&&
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&.&&.&...& i was  hoping for it  to  vocalize  like .&.&&..&.&
.&&.&&&..& beastskin  armor, or  perhaps  offer  me .&&&.&.&&&
&&.&&..&.& the  same  kind  of defensive  abilities &&..&&&&..
&.&&.&.&&&  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  &.&.&...&.
&&&.&&&&.. really  hoping  it  would let me survive .&&&&&..&&
...&&...&.      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      .&....&.&.
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&..&&&&.&. but no! out  of the  box  it sounds like &..&..&...
&&.&...&&& plastic and if you wriggle  the dials it &&.&&.&&..
&.&&&..&.. sounds like  an  angry  dial  up.  fuck! ..&&.&&.&.
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