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......~^*£             . volca .£. fm .             £*^~......
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...~^*£&£# frequency  modulation is  great on paper #£&£*^~...
..~^*£&£## or  with  a  user  interface  that's not ##£&£*^~..
...~^*£&£#   actively working against you. that's   #£&£*^~...
....~^*£&£ really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the £&£*^~....
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.......~^* actually,  i'm  selling this  one.  fuck *^~.......
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.......... i was  hoping for  it  to vocalize  like ..........
.......... beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps  offer me ..........
.........~ the  same  kind  of defensive  abilities ~.........
........~^  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ^~........
.......~^* really hoping  it would  let me  survive *^~.......
......~^*£      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      £*^~......
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....~^*£&£ but no! out  of the  box  it sounds like £&£*^~....
...~^*£&£# plastic and if you wriggle the  dials it #£&£*^~...
..~^*£&£## sounds  like  an  angry dial  up.  fuck! ##£&£*^~..
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