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.....^-/§*             . volca .£. fm .             *§/-^.....
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..^-/§*### frequency modulation is  great  on paper ###*§/-^..
.^-/§*#### or  with  a user  interface  that's  not ####*§/-^.
..^-/§*###   actively working against you. that's   ###*§/-^..
...^-/§*## really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ##*§/-^...
....^-/§*#                  matter.                 #*§/-^....
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......^-/§ actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck §/-^......
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.......... i  was hoping  for  it  to vocalize like ..........
.......... beastskin  armor,  or perhaps  offer  me ..........
.......... the  same kind  of  defensive  abilities ..........
..........  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ..........
.......... really  hoping  it would let  me survive ..........
..........      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ..........
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.........^ but  no!  out of the box it  sounds like ^.........
........^- plastic and if you wriggle  the dials it -^........
.......^-/ sounds  like  an angry  dial  up.  fuck! /-^.......
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