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&..&.&.&.& FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER &...&.&.&&
&.&&&&&&&& OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT &..&&&&&..
&&........   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   &.&....&.&
.&.......& REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE &&&...&&&.
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&&....&&.. ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE. FUCK &.&&.&&..&
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&&&&...&.& I  WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE &&.&...&.&
...&..&&&. BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER ME .&&&..&&&.
..&&.&..&& THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES &..&.&..&.
.&.&&&.&.&  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  &.&&&&.&&.
&&&..&&&&& REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE &&...&&.&.
..&.&.....      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      .&..&.&&&&
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&...&...&. BUT NO! OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE .&&..&..&&
&..&&..&&& PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT &.&.&&.&..
&.&.&.&..& SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! &&&&.&&&.&
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