KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING  FOR IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO!  OUT OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!