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.^~\*@¤#@# . VOLCA .#. FM . #@#¤@*\~^.
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.^~\*@¤#@# FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT ON PAPER #@#¤@*\~^.
.^~\*@¤#@# OR WITH A USER INTERFACE THAT'S NOT #@#¤@*\~^.
.^~\*@¤#@@ ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S @@#¤@*\~^.
.^~~~~*¤¤# REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE #¤¤*~~~~^.
.^~\*@¤#@# MATTER. #@#¤@*\~^.
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......^\@¤ ACTUALLY, I'M SELLING THIS ONE. FUCK ¤@\^......
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.....^~**¤ I WAS HOPING FOR IT TO VOCALIZE LIKE ¤**~^.....
.^~\*@¤#@# BEASTSKIN ARMOR, OR PERHAPS OFFER ME #@#¤@*\~^.
.^~\*@¤@## THE SAME KIND OF DEFENSIVE ABILITIES ##@¤@*\~^.
.^~\*@¤#@@ (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS @@#¤@*\~^.
.^~\*@¤#@# REALLY HOPING IT WOULD LET ME SURVIVE #@#¤@*\~^.
.^~\***@## RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA. ##@***\~^.
.^~\*@¤#@# #@#¤@*\~^.
.....~**¤# BUT NO! OUT OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE #¤**~.....
....^^~*¤@ PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT @¤*~^^....
.^~\*@¤### SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY DIAL UP. FUCK! ###¤@*\~^.
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