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#@¶§%*==.. frequency modulation  is great on  paper ..==*%§¶@#
@¶§%*==... or  with  a  user  interface  that's not ...==*%§¶@
¶§%*==....   actively working against you. that's   ....==*%§¶
§%*==..... really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the .....==*%§
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==........ actually,  i'm  selling  this  one. fuck ........==
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¶§%*==.... i  was hoping  for it  to vocalize  like ....==*%§¶
@¶§%*==... beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps  offer me ...==*%§¶@
#@¶§%*==.. the same  kind  of  defensive  abilities ..==*%§¶@#
@¶§%*==...  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ...==*%§¶@
¶§%*==.... really  hoping it  would  let me survive ....==*%§¶
§%*==.....      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      .....==*%§
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*==....... but no! out of  the box  it sounds  like .......==*
==........ plastic  and if you wriggle the dials it ........==
*==....... sounds  like an  angry  dial  up.  fuck! .......==*
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