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....~»/§%#             . VOLCA .#. FM .             #%§/»~....
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.......~»/ FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER /»~.......
........~» OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT »~........
.........~   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   ~.........
.......... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ..........
..........                 MATTER.                  ..........
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.......... ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK ..........
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.......~»/ I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE /»~.......
......~»/§ BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME §/»~......
.....~»/§% THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES %§/»~.....
....~»/§%#  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  #%§/»~....
...~»/§%## REALLY  HOPING IT WOULD LET  ME  SURVIVE ##%§/»~...
..~»/§%###      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ###%§/»~..
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..~»/§%### BUT NO!  OUT OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE ###%§/»~..
...~»/§%## PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT ##%§/»~...
....~»/§%# SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! #%§/»~....
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