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.&..&&&... FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER ..&.&...&&
&&&.&..&.. OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT &.&&&&..&.
&..&&&.&&.   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   .&&...&.&&
.&.&..&&.& REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE &&.&..&&&.
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..&..&...& ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK &.&&.&..&&
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...&.&&... I  WAS HOPING  FOR IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE &.&&&&&&&.
...&&&.&.. BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME .&&......&
&..&..&&&. THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES &&.&.....&
.&.&&.&..&  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ..&&&....&
&&&&.&&&.& REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE &.&..&...&
....&&..&&      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      &&&&.&&..&
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.&..&&&&&& BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE .&..&.&&&&
&&&.&..... PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT &&&.&&&...
&..&&&.... SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ...&&..&..
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