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.......--†                   korg                   †--.......
......--†^             . volca .¶. fm .             ^†--......
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...--†^&§¶ frequency modulation is great  on  paper ¶§&^†--...
..--†^&§¶@ or  with  a  user interface  that's  not @¶§&^†--..
.--†^&§¶@#   actively working against you. that's   #@¶§&^†--.
..--†^&§¶@ really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the @¶§&^†--..
...--†^&§¶                 matter.                  ¶§&^†--...
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.....--†^& actually,  i'm selling  this  one.  fuck &^†--.....
......--†^                   it.                    ^†--......
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.........- i was hoping for  it  to  vocalize  like -.........
.......... beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps  offer me ..........
.......... the same  kind  of  defensive  abilities ..........
..........  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ..........
.........- really  hoping  it would let  me survive -.........
........--      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      --........
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......--†^ but no! out  of  the box it sounds  like ^†--......
.....--†^& plastic and if you  wriggle the dials it &^†--.....
....--†^&§ sounds  like an  angry  dial  up.  fuck! §&^†--....
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