KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT  ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING  FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!