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........«/             . VOLCA .@. FM .             /«........
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.......... FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER ..........
.......... OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT ..........
..........   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   ..........
.......... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ..........
.........«                  MATTER.                 «.........
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.......«/= ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK =/«.......
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....«/=$&@ ........................................ @&$=/«....
...«/=$&@# I  WAS  HOPING FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE #@&$=/«...
..«/=$&@## BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME ##@&$=/«..
...«/=$&@# THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES #@&$=/«...
....«/=$&@  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  @&$=/«....
.....«/=$& REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE &$=/«.....
......«/=$      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      $=/«......
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........«/ BUT NO!  OUT OF THE  BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE /«........
.........« PLASTIC AND IF  YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT «.........
.......... SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ..........
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