TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT   THIS  POINT  IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT 
         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE    SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV  IS  APPARENTLY  TOO STRONG TO 
 BE  USED  ON CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL 
 SOUND   TOO  LOUND  AND   IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS  VERY WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY  ALSO GNAW  AT THE TAPE HEADS A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD  TAPES ARE DECENT  AND  HAVE A GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD  TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS  LOSS: IF YOU  FORGET THE  BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON   THERE  ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A SLOWER  FLUTTER,  USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH OF  THESE 
    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES RUB  SOUND ON  EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG