,,,^~/*$#¶                                          ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,^~/*$#¶@#                                          #@¶#$*/~^,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,,,^~/*$#¶                                          ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,,,^~/*$#                @@@@ #####                #$*/~^,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$                TAPE DREAM                $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/*                #### @@@@@                */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/                                          /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ AT   THIS   POINT  IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     //////// TYPES OF TAPE ////////      ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/*       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$                                          $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/*$# RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE #$*/~^,,,,
,,,^~/*$#¶         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,^~/*$#¶@#                // BIAS //                #@¶#$*/~^,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,,,^~/*$#¶ CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND TWENTY ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,,,^~/*$#   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   #$*/~^,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$ USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE    SAME   UNIT. $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/*                                          */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/                                          /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~        ********* AHA AND *********       ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, CLASS IV IS  APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BE  USED ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS. IT  WILL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SOUND  TOO  LOUND  AND  IT   CANNOT   BE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS VERY  WELL. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~                                          ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/ THEY ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE HEADS  A  BIT /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/*     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$                                          $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/*$#                                          #$*/~^,,,,
,,,^~/*$#¶       //////// ARTIFACTS ////////        ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,^~/*$#¶@# GOOD TAPES  ARE  DECENT AND HAVE  A GOOD #@¶#$*/~^,
,,^~/*$#¶@ HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE @¶#$*/~^,,
,,,^~/*$#¶ LOFI IF NOT  OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I  KINDA ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,,,^~/*$#                 LIKE IT.                 #$*/~^,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$                                          $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/* BIAS LOSS: IF  YOU FORGET  THE BIAS  WHO */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/ KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~                                          ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, WOW:  A SLOWER FLUTTER,  USUALLY SEVERAL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT  UP. BOTH OF  THESE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^                                          ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND ON  EACH ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/ OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/*                                          */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~/*$                                          $*/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/*$#                                          #$*/~^,,,,
,,,^~/*$#¶                                          ¶#$*/~^,,,
,,^~/*$#¶@                                          @¶#$*/~^,,
,^~/*$#¶@#                                          #@¶#$*/~^,