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~,,,,,,,,, [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ,,,,,,,,,,
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*~,,,,,,,, HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ,,,,,,,,~*
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