(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D  TH1S   1D34  TH4T   YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE  YOU'D L34RN  TH1S H4B1T 
 OF TRY1NG TO  SN34K1LY  BR34K TH3  RUL3S 
 OF   C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,   SUCH  4S 
 FL1PPING  4 L1GHT  SW1TCH TO  S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS  OFF  TH3   L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO  G3T  YOUR   H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3  THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS" 4CTUALLY WORK3D,  YOU'D 
 KNOW   YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                 PL4NTS.                  
                                          
 1 THOUGHT,  YOU  COULD G3T  1N TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON TH3 GROUND,  L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE WHO DO3S D4TURA  SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y 1N F4CT  4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO  SOON3R   OR   L4T3R  TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND  TH3Y S34RCH TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.) THROW1NG  P3NS  ON 
 TH3  GROUND 4ND  P1CKING TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y  W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT   1    H4D    TH3   THOUGHT.