At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S  An   Internet?         
                                      
     It'S A  Kind Of Computer  Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send  Letters   To  The 
                  Tigers,                 
     Even Such  A  Thing Is  Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get It  To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The  Clothes  Chamber...      
      Not In The Ice Cream  Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
  Look - Stolen; Gone From  Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The Entrance To  World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,  Let'S   Go   Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship  Of   Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database    @     Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went Inside Their  House  And  Saw 
 The  Modem  Fast Asleep  On The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!