At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S  An   Internet?         
                                      
     It'S A Kind  Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send  Letters   To  The 
                 Tigers,                  
     Even  Such A  Thing  Is Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get  It To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not   In  The  Clothes  Chamber...     
     Not In The  Ice Cream  Machine... 
 Not   Behind  The   Couch...          
                                     
  Look - Stolen; Gone From Our  World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S  The Entrance To World Three.  
  
                                       
    Ok,  Let'S  Go   Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship   Of  Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @    Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went  Inside Their House  And  Saw 
 The  Modem  Fast Asleep On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!