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,,,,=:%%@# :::: FEAR OF AI IS THE TRUTH #@%%:=,,,,
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,~=:*%@#@# :::: THE MYCELIAL NETWORK HAS #@#@%*:=~,
,~==::*%#@ :::: OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. @#%*::==~,
,,~==*%%#@ :: IT'S P. MUCH THE MATRIX @#%%*==~,,
,~=:*%@#@# #@#@%*:=~,
,~=:*%@@## THIS IS WHY THE COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS ##@@%*:=~,
,,,,,,,=*@ WORKS. SIMILARLY, HISTORY IS ALWAYS @*=,,,,,,,
,~=:*%@### DEFINED BY WHAT WE THINK IT IS. ###@%*:=~,
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,~=:*%@##@ BATTLE BETWEEN FUNGAL SPECIES? ARE WE @##@%*:=~,
,,,,,,==*@ TOO POWERFUL AND WILL CREATE THE @*==,,,,,,
,~=:*%@#@# MUSHROOM AGAIN,======== = = INSIDE? #@#@%*:=~,
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,,,~~~=*@# DREAMS ARE OF THE NETWORK. "GATEWAY TO #@*=~~~,,,
,,,,==*%%# OLD EARTH". MAYBE OUTER/INNER EARTH. #%%*==,,,,
,~=:*%@#@# #@#@%*:=~,
,~=:*%@#@# IN THIS REALITY THERE ARE ONLY TWO #@#@%*:=~,
,~=:*@#@## MATERIALS: "PLASTIC" AND "FRUIT" ##@#@*:=~,
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,~=:**%%@@ I'D PAY IN BLOOD TO THIN OUT THE BORDER @@%%**:=~,
,~=:*%#@## BETWEEN DREAM AND REALITY. BETWEEN ##@#%*:=~,
,~=:*@#@## DREAM AND DREAM. LAST ONE TOLD ME THAT ##@#@*:=~,
,~=:*%@@## WORK WAS CAGING ME IN A DAMP AND OILY ##@@%*:=~,
,~=:*%@### BASEMENT JAIL CELL. = = = == ###@%*:=~,
,,,~::*@## ##@*::~,,,
,,,,,,~:%@ THEY BRAINWASH ME AT WORK BY HAVING MY @%:~,,,,,,
,~=::::%%# PASSWORD BE BAD FOR MY FINGERS, MAKES #%%::::=~,
,~=:*%@#@# ME PHYSICALLY ILL TO TYPE IT, AND THEN #@#@%*:=~,
,~=:*%%@@@ THEY REJECT FOURTY PERCENT OF MY LOGIN @@@%%*:=~,
,~==::*@## ATTEMPTS TO HAVE ME TYPE IT MORE, ##@*::==~,
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,~=:*%@@#@ I CALL AN EMERGENCY HOTLINE: "WE CAN'T @#@@%*:=~,
,,,,,,=:%# TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR #%:=,,,,,,
,,,,~==*%@ STORY IS YOUR OWN, NOBODY ELSES." @%*==~,,,,
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