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....~=:%£@ %   @   #  .   The   Cat   .   #   @   % @£%:=~....
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.~=:%£@£## The Cat Is  The  Best  Animal  Wavetable ##£@£%:=~.
..~=:%£@£# For Everyday  Being  With,  If Not  Just #£@£%:=~..
...~=:%£@£     The Best Wavetable, Any Category.    £@£%:=~...
....~=:%£@ It Is  Usually About Half  An Arm  Long, @£%:=~....
.....~=:%£ Except For  When It'S Small Or If It'S A £%:=~.....
......~=:% Very  Big Cat, Or A  Very Big  Small Cat %:=~......
.......~=:        (Some Cats Are Very Big).         :=~.......
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.........~ On The  Head There Are Two  Pointy  Ears ~.........
.......... And A Snout Where The Nose Is. Its  Eyes ..........
.........~ Are  Intense  And Not  Entirely Pleasant ~.........
........~= To Stare Into, But The  Cat Doesn'T Want =~........
.......~=:              You To Anyway.              :=~.......
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.....~=:%£ It  Has Four  Legs And A Tail, Which  Is £%:=~.....
....~=:%£@         Important For Balance And        @£%:=~....
...~=:%£@£  Communication. Read Also Catsounds For  £@£%:=~...
..~=:%£@£# More  About  Communication With The Cat. #£@£%:=~..
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....~=:%£@ %  @  #  .  Aspects  Of  Cat  .  #  @  % @£%:=~....
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......~=:% ~    Hunt   Critters    And    Birds   ~ %:=~......
.......~=: ~  You  Can  Sometimes  Pet  The  Cat  ~ :=~.......
........~=              ~ They Purr ~               =~........
.........~             ~ Meow For Food ~            ~.........
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