Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet  Where I  Live) A 
 Lot Of Us  Have  Antennas On  Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas For Larger  Bandwith,  We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve  Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve  Virtually Built An Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About  Our Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement  In   The  Galaxy,   And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And Our  Local Clusters  Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving  Around The 
 Center Of  The  Galaxy At  Velocity  And 
 The Galaxy  Is Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The  Galaxy. And We As A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All  This,  Despite All Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio  Programmes  Out  In Fucking Space 
 At  The Speed Of  Light  (Light  Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of  All  Our  Secrets  In Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One       Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most Opponents To  Intelligent  Life  In 
 The Universe Say  It'S Because You  Need 
 A Class One-Or-The-Other  Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance  Away From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really   Isn'T   That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We Have  No 
 Idea What  We'Re Doing  (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go  Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This Year  And Try To  Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing