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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~§§ LETS HEAR IT FOR §§~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~***%§ *** MC DONALDS *** §%***~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨~~~§%§§§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §§§%§~~~¨¨
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¨~~*§%§§§§ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ §§§§%§*~~¨
¨~~~*§%%§# ~ NUGGETS ~ #§%%§*~~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶¶¶ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¶¶¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ~ FRIES ~ ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~*%¶ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¶%*~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~§§# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #§§~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~~**%%¶¶ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¶¶%%**~~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ~ COFFEE ~ ##¶§%§*~~¨
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¨~~*§%§¶## §§§§§ * §§§§§ ##¶§%§*~~¨
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¨¨¨¨¨~*%%§ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN §%%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~*%§§ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK §§%*~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~*%§¶ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¶§%*~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*§§ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT §§*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~**§%§¶# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #¶§%§**~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%§ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN §%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§§§# ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ #§§§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%¶### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###¶%§*~~¨
¨~~**§%%§¶ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¶§%%§**~~¨
¨¨¨¨~*§§§§ NEW AND FRESH. §§§§*~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~§%§§§ §§§%§~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨~~~**%§# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #§%**~~~¨¨
¨~~*§%§§§§ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT §§§§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨~**§%¶¶ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¶¶%§**~¨¨¨
¨~~*§§¶### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###¶§§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶¶# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #¶¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*%§# #§%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~**§§ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, §§**~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## FOREVER. ##¶§%§*~~¨
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¨~~*§%§¶## §§§ * §§§ ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨~~~*§§§§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §§§§*~~~¨¨
¨~~~~*§§§# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #§§§*~~~~¨
¨¨~~~***%§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §%***~~~¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*§%§ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW §%§*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§§¶### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###¶§§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%%%§¶ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¶§%%%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶¶¶ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¶¶¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§§§§%¶ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¶%§§§§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%§ §%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%¶### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###¶%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~§%¶¶ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¶¶%§~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*%§¶### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¶§%*~~¨
¨~~*§%§§¶¶ ¶¶§§%§*~~¨
¨¨~~~§%§§# WHICH HE DID. #§§%§~~~¨¨
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¨~~*§%§¶## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨~~~**%§# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #§%**~~~¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶¶# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #¶¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶¶¶ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¶¶¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## LIKED IT! ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~*%¶ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¶%*~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~§§§§ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO §§§§~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*%§§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §§%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~*§%§¶## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¶§%§*~~¨
¨~~*§%§¶## OVER THE PLANET. ##¶§%§*~~¨
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¨~~*§%§¶## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##¶§%§*~~¨
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