BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS A  CRYPTO  COIN,  CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY  IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS  IS A SYMPTOM OF IT  ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE  INTERNET - IN FACT, IF  YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM  THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT  WORKS LIKE  THIS: IF YOU  MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER CREATE  A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH BITCOIN, AS  A  TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN  EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT  THOSE COINS ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN  THEN SEND  THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND BECAUSE YOU'RE  KNEE DEEP  NOW,  YOU 
 HAVE   TO  SIGN  A  LOT   OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND KEEP  TRACK  OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT,  AND  LOOK FOR FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY FORGE  A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,   IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK.