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##@§%=†=:¨ § § ¨ BITCOIN ¨ § § ¨:=†=%§@##
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§%%†=¨¨¨¨¨ BITCOIN IS A CRYPTO COIN, CRYPTO HERE ¨¨¨¨¨=†%%§
###@§%==:¨ MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS ¨:==%§@###
##@§%=†=:¨ INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! ¨:=†=%§@##
#§§===:¨¨¨ THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING ON ¨¨¨:===§§#
§§§%†:¨¨¨¨ THE INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU WERE TO ¨¨¨¨:†%§§§
##@§%=†=:¨ REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT ¨:=†=%§@##
##@§%=†=:¨ WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME ¨:=†=%§@##
#§§=====:¨ WORTHLESS. ¨:=====§§#
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#§%%==†=:¨ IT WORKS LIKE THIS: IF YOU MAKE YOUR ¨:=†==%%§#
@@§%†=:¨¨¨ COMPUTER CREATE A LOT OF HEAT, IT'S ¨¨¨:=†%§@@
@@@§%=†=:¨ REWARDED WITH BITCOIN, AS A TOKEN OF ¨:=†=%§@@@
@§=†:¨¨¨¨¨ GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW. ¨¨¨¨¨:†=§@
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##@§%=†=:¨ THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A ¨:=†=%§@##
##@§%=†=:¨ DOCUMENT STATING THAT THOSE COINS ARE ¨:=†=%§@##
##@§%=†=:¨ ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN THEN SEND THEM ¨:=†=%§@##
@%===:¨¨¨¨ TO OTHERS, GENERATING A NEW DOCUMENT ¨¨¨¨:===%@
§§§§%=†=:¨ FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN. ¨:=†=%§§§§
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@@§%==¨¨¨¨ AND BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE DEEP NOW, YOU ¨¨¨¨==%§@@
##@§%=†=:¨ HAVE TO SIGN A LOT OF DOCUMENTS ¨:=†=%§@##
##@§%=†=:¨ YOURSELF, AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO SIGNED ¨:=†=%§@##
@%†=¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT, AND LOOK FOR FORGED SIGNATURES, ¨¨¨¨¨¨=†%@
##@§%=†=:¨ AND PROBABLY FORGE A FEW YOURSELF... ¨:=†=%§@##
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@%%===¨¨¨¨ ALSO, IN THE END IT DOESN'T WORK. ¨¨¨¨===%%@
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