BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO  COIN,  CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING  "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS 
  INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! 
 THIS  IS A SYMPTOM OF  IT ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE INTERNET  - IN FACT, IF YOU  WERE TO 
 REMOVE  A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS LIKE THIS:  IF  YOU  MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT  OF HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED WITH  BITCOIN, AS  A  TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN  EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT THOSE COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS.  YOU CAN  THEN SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE  DEEP NOW,  YOU 
 HAVE   TO   SIGN  A  LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND  KEEP  TRACK OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT,  AND LOOK FOR  FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.