BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO  COIN, CRYPTO  HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE  THIS MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS  A SYMPTOM  OF IT ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE INTERNET  - IN FACT,  IF YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN  FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS  LIKE  THIS:  IF YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN,  AS A  TOKEN OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER  COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING THAT  THOSE COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU  CAN THEN  SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING  A NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE  YOU'RE KNEE  DEEP NOW, YOU 
 HAVE  TO   SIGN   A   LOT  OF  DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF,  AND KEEP  TRACK OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND  LOOK  FOR FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE  A FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.