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.....~=%¤@ @¤%=~.....
......~=%¤ ¤%=~......
.......~=% # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ LYING # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . %=~.......
........~= # ¤ . IN MY ROOM, # ¤ . =~........
.......~=% # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. %=~.......
......~=%¤ # ¤ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤%=~......
.....~=%¤@ # ¤ . SOMETHING SLIMY, @¤%=~.....
....~=%¤@# # ¤ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #@¤%=~....
...~=%¤@## # ¤ . UP THE ARM. # ¤ . ##@¤%=~...
..~=%¤@### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # ¤ . ###@¤%=~..
...~=%¤@## # ¤ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##@¤%=~...
....~=%¤@# # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . #@¤%=~....
.....~=%¤@ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # ¤ . @¤%=~.....
......~=%¤ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # ¤ . ¤%=~......
.......~=% REACHES THE ARMPIT. # ¤ . %=~.......
........~= I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # ¤ . =~........
.......~=% # ¤ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. %=~.......
......~=%¤ # ¤ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # ¤ . ¤%=~......
.....~=%¤@ # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . @¤%=~.....
....~=%¤@# # ¤ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #@¤%=~....
...~=%¤@## FACE, I BITE IT. # ¤ . ##@¤%=~...
..~=%¤@### # ¤ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ###@¤%=~..
...~=%¤@## JUICY # ¤ . GRAPE, ##@¤%=~...
....~=%¤@# # ¤ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #@¤%=~....
.....~=%¤@ # ¤ . # ¤ . CUCUMBER. . @¤%=~.....
......~=%¤ # ¤ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # ¤ . AND I # ¤ . ¤%=~......
.......~=% SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # ¤ . %=~.......
........~= # ¤ . CHEW IT. # ¤ . =~........
.......~=% # ¤ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. %=~.......
......~=%¤ # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ¤%=~......
.....~=%¤@ ¤ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. ¤ ~ @¤%=~.....
....~=%¤@# ¤ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER ¤ ~ #@¤%=~....
...~=%¤@## ¤ ~ MY SHIRT, ¤ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@¤%=~...
..~=%¤@### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. ¤ ~ ###@¤%=~..
...~=%¤@## ¤ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@¤%=~...
....~=%¤@# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. ¤ ~ #@¤%=~....
.....~=%¤@ ¤ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @¤%=~.....
......~=%¤ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ¤%=~......
.......~=% MOVE MY LEFT ARM. ¤ ~ %=~.......
........~= ¤ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, ¤ ~ =~........
.......~=% ¤ ~ ¤ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. ¤ ~ ¤ ~ %=~.......
......~=%¤ ¤%=~......
.....~=%¤@ @¤%=~.....
....~=%¤@# #@¤%=~....
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