.^~\*%¤### ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### ###¤%*\~^.
.^~~~\*¤## ##¤*\~~~^.
.^~\*%¤¤## ##¤¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### ###¤%*\~^.
....~**%¤¤ # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ¤¤%**~....
.^~\*%¤### # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ###¤%*\~^.
......^\%# # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #%\^......
.^^^^\%¤## # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ##¤%\^^^^.
.^^~~\*%## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ##%*\~~^^.
.....^\%%¤ # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¤%%\^.....
....^~*%¤# # % . # % . # % . #¤%*~^....
......~~*¤ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ¤*~~......
.^~\*%¤### IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%%¤## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##¤%%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . # % . # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\**%¤## JUICY # % . GRAPE, ##¤%**\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\****¤¤ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ¤¤****\~^.
.^~\\*%%¤¤ # % . CHEW IT. # % . ¤¤%%*\\~^.
..^~~~**¤¤ # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤¤**~~~^..
.^~\*%¤### # % . # % . # % . ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ###¤%*\~^.
...^^\%%%# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ #%%%\^^...
....~~*%## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##%*~~....
.^~\*%#### MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ####%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ###¤%*\~^.
.^~\*%¤### % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ###¤%*\~^.
.....^\**¤ ¤**\^.....
.^~\***%## ##%***\~^.
.^~\***%¤¤ ¤¤%***\~^.
.^~\*%¤### ###¤%*\~^.
.....~*%¤¤ ¤¤%*~.....