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,,,,^**¤££ @ ¤ , @ ¤ , @ ¤ LYING @ ¤  , @ ¤ , @ ¤ , ££¤**^,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# @   ¤   ,   IN   MY   ROOM,    @   ¤   , #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«***^^¤¤ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ¤¤^^***«^,
,^*^¤¤£@## @ ¤ ,  SOMETHING POKING  MY  LEFT  HAND, ##@£¤¤^*^,
,,,,,,«^¤¤ @     ¤     ,      SOMETHING      SLIMY, ¤¤^«,,,,,,
,^«***¤¤¤£ @  ¤  ,  SLITHERING AROUND  THE FINGERS, £¤¤¤***«^,
,,,,^«*¤¤@ @   ¤   ,   UP   THE   ARM.   @    ¤   , @¤¤*«^,,,,
,,,,,^*¤¤£ IS  IT  DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?   @   ¤   , £¤¤*^,,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# @   ¤   ,   I  DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# @    ¤    ,    @    ¤    ,   @    ¤    , #@£¤¤^*«^,
,,,,,^«^¤¤ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S  TASTING ME, @ ¤ , ¤¤^«^,,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£££ IT   MOVES   FURTHER   UP,   @    ¤    , £££¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    @    ¤    , #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# I  TURN  MY  HEAD   TOWARD  IT.  @  ¤  , #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£## @    ¤    ,    LOOKS    LIKE   SEAGRASS. ##£¤¤^*«^,
,,,,,^**¤¤ @   ¤  ,  IT'S   KINDA  CUTE.   @   ¤  , ¤¤**^,,,,,
,,^^^*^^¤¤ @    ¤    ,    @   ¤    ,    @    ¤    , ¤¤^^*^^^,,
,,,,^^**^¤ @ ¤  , ONCE IT'S UP  MY  NECK AND  ON MY ¤^**^^,,,,
,,,,,,«^¤@ FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    @    ¤    , @¤^«,,,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# @ ¤  , THE TEXTURE  IS  LIKE  THAT  OF A #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# JUICY       @       ¤      ,      GRAPE, #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# @ ¤ ,  AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE  SWEET #@£¤¤^*«^,
,,,,,,^«^¤ @   ¤    ,   @    ¤    ,   CUCUMBER.   , ¤^«^,,,,,,
,,,,,^*¤¤¤ @ ¤ , IT'S VERY GOOD. @  ¤ , AND I @ ¤ , ¤¤¤*^,,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# SUCK   MORE    OF   IT   IN.   @   ¤   , #@£¤¤^*«^,
,,,,,«*¤£@ @   ¤    ,    CHEW    IT.    @    ¤    , @£¤*«,,,,,
,^«*^^¤¤¤£ @ ¤ , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. £¤¤¤^^*«^,
,,,^«*¤¤¤¤ @    ¤    ,    @    ¤    ,    @    ¤   , ¤¤¤¤*«^,,,
,,,,,^^*¤£ ¤   «  APATHY  GONE,  I  SIT  UP.   ¤  « £¤*^^,,,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# ¤ «  THE  TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER  ¤  « #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^*^¤¤£@## ¤  « MY SHIRT, ¤ «  ENTERING  BY THE ARM ##@£¤¤^*^,
,^«*^¤¤£@# AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE COLLAR.  ¤  « #@£¤¤^*«^,
,^«*^¤¤£@@ ¤ «  THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME  TO  PUSH @@£¤¤^*«^,
,,,^**¤¤¤@ MORE   OF   IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   ¤  « @¤¤¤**^,,,
,^«*^¤¤£@@ ¤ « I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT,  BUT THE @@£¤¤^*«^,
,,^«***^¤@ SEAGRASS  FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @¤^***«^,,
,^«*^¤¤£@# MOVE     MY     LEFT    ARM.     ¤     « #@£¤¤^*«^,
,,,,^*¤¤¤£ ¤   «  SO  -  EATING  IT  IS  OK,  ¤   « £¤¤¤*^,,,,
,^«*^^¤¤¤@ ¤  «  ¤  «  MOVING IT IS  NOT. ¤  « ¤  « @¤¤¤^^*«^,
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