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##¶&%*/-~. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .~-/*%&¶##
¶&%***/-~. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .~-/***%&¶
&&&%*/~~.. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ..~~/*%&&&
##¶&%*/-~. # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .~-/*%&¶##
&&%%**/-~. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .~-/**%%&&
¶&&&%*/-~. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .~-/*%&&&¶
##¶&%*/-~. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .~-/*%&¶##
###¶%*/-~. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . .~-/*%¶###
#&%//~.... # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ....~//%
##¶&%*/-~. # % . # % . # % . .~-/*%&¶##
¶¶&%**/-~. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . .~-/**%&¶¶
#¶¶&%*/-~. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .~-/*%&¶¶#
##¶&%*/-~. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .~-/*%&¶##
##¶&%*/-~. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .~-/*%&¶##
¶&&**-~... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ...~-**&&¶
##¶&%*/-~. # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .~-/*%&¶##
##¶&%*/-~. # % . # % . # % . .~-/*%&¶##
#¶%/-~.... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ....~-/%¶#
##¶&%*/-~. FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .~-/*%&¶##
¶%%/--.... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ....--/%%¶
##¶&%*/-~. JUICY # % . GRAPE, .~-/*%&¶##
##¶&%*/-~. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .~-/*%&¶##
&**/-..... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . .....-/**&
##¶&%*/-~. # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .~-/*%&¶##
&**--..... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .....--**&
¶¶¶&%*/-~. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .~-/*%&¶¶¶
¶&&&%*/-~. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .~-/*%&&&¶
¶&&%**/-~. # % . # % . # % . .~-/**%&&¶
###&%*/-~. % - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % - .~-/*%##
##¶&%*/-~. % - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % - .~-/*%&¶##
#¶&%//-... % - MY SHIRT, % - ENTERING BY THE ARM ...-//%&¶#
##¶&%*/-~. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % - .~-/*%&¶##
¶¶¶&%*/-~. % - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .~-/*%&¶¶¶
##¶&%*/-~. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % - .~-/*%&¶##
##¶&%*/-~. % - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .~-/*%&¶##
&%*-~~.... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ....~~-*%&
&**/----~. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % - .~----/**&
&&%%**/-~. % - SO - EATING IT IS OK, % - .~-/**%%&&
&*/~~~~... % - % - MOVING IT IS NOT. % - % - ...~~~~/*&
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