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####....## ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^ ..........
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..##....## It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ...#......
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..##...... Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ...#..####
.....##### Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ##.....##.
####..#### It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ...###....
.##....##. Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ##..#..##.
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###....### But Marigold Didn'T Care. ..########
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#........# She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ....######
..######.. Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ###..#####
...####... Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ##....###.
##..##..## Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In #..##..#..
.......... The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ..........
########## Night She Poached. ##########
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########## After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ##########
########## Had A Reputation. She Called It ##########
########## ^. The Golden M .^ ##########
########## And People Talked About The Golden M. ##########
########## The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ##########
########## Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ##########
########## MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ##########
########## New And Fresh. ##########
########## ##########
########## However, She Became A Little Too Well ##########
########## Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ##########
########## Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ##########
########## Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ##########
########## Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ##########
########## Time When They Started Watching For Her ##########
########## At The Gates Of Every Village. ##########
########## ##########
########## So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ##########
########## Forever. ##########
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########## ### ; ### ##########
########## ##########
########## After Thirty Years, A Man Named ##########
########## Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ##########
########## Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ##########
########## (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ##########
########## Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ##########
########## In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ##########
########## ##########
########## He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ##########
########## Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ##########
########## Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ##########
########## Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ##########
########## Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ##########
########## Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ##########
########## (And Also They Had Expanded Too ##########
########## Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ##########
########## Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ##########
########## ##########
########## Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ##########
########## His Food, He Vowed To Leave ##########
########## Kirugu vargir Entierly. ##########
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########## Which He Did. ##########
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########## ## ; ## ##########
########## ##########
########## We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ##########
########## Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ##########
########## Earth In The Fifties. ##########
########## Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ##########
########## Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ##########
########## Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ##########
########## Liked It! ##########
########## ##########
########## Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ##########
########## A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ##########
########## Renamed The Business After Himself. ##########
########## While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ##########
########## Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ##########
########## The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ##########
########## Over The Planet. ##########
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########## # ; # ##########
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########## And The Rest Is History! ##########
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