The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!