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@@@&£%/~.¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨.~/%£&@@@
@&%%%~¨¨¨¨ /// MC DONALDS /// ¨¨¨¨~%%%&@
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&£/.¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨./£&
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##@@&£/~.¨ . CHEESEBURGER . ¨.~/£&@@##
@£//~.¨¨¨¨ . NUGGETS . ¨¨¨¨.~//£@
#@@&£%/~.¨ . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ¨.~/%£&@@#
&£%%~~~.¨¨ . FRIES . ¨¨.~~~%%£&
&%~~.¨¨¨¨¨ . CARBONATED WATER . ¨¨¨¨¨.~~%&
@@@&£%/~.¨ . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ¨.~/%£&@@@
&%~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ . BIG MAC . ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~%&
#@@&£%/~.¨ . COFFEE . ¨.~/%£&@@#
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@&%%~..¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨..~%%&@
@&££/~.¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨.~/££&@
&%/~..¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨..~/%&
@@@&£%/~.¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨.~/%£&@@@
@@@&£%/~.¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨.~/%£&@@@
@£%/.¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨./%£@
#@@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@@#
@&&%/~¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨~/%&&@
@@£%~...¨¨ ¨¨...~%£@@
@@£/~¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨~/£@@
@@£%/~~~.¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨.~~~/%£@@
@&&%~~¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨~~%&&@
@£/~.¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨.~/£@
@@£££%/~.¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨.~/%£££@@
@@@&£%/~.¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨.~/%£&@@@
#@@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@@#
@@&&£%/~.¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨.~/%£&&@@
@@@&£%/~.¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨.~/%£&@@@
##@@&£/~.¨ .¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨. ¨.~/£&@@##
@&%/~.¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨.~/%&@
@@@&£%/~.¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨.~/%£&@@@
##@&£%/~.¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨.~/%£&@##
@&%~..¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨..~%&@
#@@&£%/~.¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨.~/%£&@@#
##@@£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£@@##
#@@&£%/~.¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨.~/%£&@@#
#@@&£%/~.¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨.~/%£&@@#
#@@&£%/~.¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨.~/%£&@@#
@&%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%&@
&&%/~..¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨..~/%&&
##@&£%/~.¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨.~/%£&@##
&%~~.¨¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨¨.~~%&
##@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@##
&%%/..¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨../%%&
#@@&£%/~.¨ FOREVER. ¨.~/%£&@@#
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#@@&£%/~.¨ &&& / &&& ¨.~/%£&@@#
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##@&£%/~.¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨.~/%£&@##
&%%%/.¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨./%%%&
#@@&£%/~.¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨.~/%£&@@#
&£%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%£&
@&£%~¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨~%£&@
@&&££%/~.¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨.~/%££&&@
#@@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@@#
@@&&£%/~.¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨.~/%£&&@@
@@@&£%/~.¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨.~/%£&@@@
#@@&£%/~.¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨.~/%£&@@#
@@£//~~~.¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨.~~~//£@@
#@@&£%/~.¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨.~/%£&@@#
@££///.¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨.///££@
@&%/...¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨.../%&@
##@&£%/~.¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨.~/%£&@##
#@@&£%/~.¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨.~/%£&@@#
&££%~.¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨.~%££&
&&&££%/~.¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨.~/%££&&&
##@@&£/~.¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨.~/£&@@##
@@&£/..¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨../£&@@
##@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@##
#@@&£%/~.¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨.~/%£&@@#
#@@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@@#
@&&%%%/~.¨ && / && ¨.~/%%%&&@
##@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@##
@@&%/...¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨.../%&@@
#@@&£%/~.¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨.~/%£&@@#
&%%//~..¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨..~//%%&
@£/.¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨./£@
&&&&£%/~.¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨.~/%£&&&&
@@&£%~¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨~%£&@@
&£££/~..¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨..~/£££&
##@&£%/~.¨ ¨.~/%£&@##
@&£/~..¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨..~/£&@
&&&££%/~.¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨.~/%££&&&
&%%/..¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨../%%&
&%~~¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~%&
@@@&£%/~.¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨.~/%£&@@@
@&£//.¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨.//£&@
@@£%%/.¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨./%%£@@
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#@@&£%/~.¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨.~/%£&@@#
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