the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!