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........:« §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ «:........
.........: § A THIRD POCKET OPERATOR, PO SIXTEEN. § :.........
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.........: §    IT'S    A   CHILDREN'S    TOY,    § :.........
........:« §   THEMED   AROUND  THE   SO-CALLED   § «:........
.......:«* §        "BIRD        FACTORY".        § *«:.......
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....:«*^§§  THE BIRD FACTORY IS A RUMORED DUNGEON   §§^*«:....
...:«*^§§#   IN THE FAR AND COLD MOUNTAINS, WHERE   #§§^*«:...
..:«*^§§##  MONKS, SLAVES, OR CHILDREN (DIFFERING   ##§§^*«:..
.:«*^§§###    BETWEEN ACCOUNTS) ARE CREATING THE    ###§§^*«:.
..:«*^§§##           BIRDS OF THE WORLD.            ##§§^*«:..
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....:«*^§§  THE STORY GOES, THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE  §§^*«:....
.....:«*^§   DUNGEON WOULD MINE FOR MINERALS THAT   §^*«:.....
......:«*^       WERE SPRECKLED, OR OTHERWISE       ^*«:......
.......:«*    INTERESTINGLY COLORED. THE MINERALS   *«:.......
........:«  WOULD BE DIVIDED INTO VARIOUS SIZES AND «:........
.........:        MADE INTO EGG-LIKE SHAPES.        :.........
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.........:   THESE EGGS WOULD THEN BE PLACED IN A   :.........
........:«  SPECIAL HATCHERY, UNTIL HATCHED, AND SO «:........
.......:«*           ALL BIRDS WERE BORN.           *«:.......
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.....:«*^§  REGARDING THE LITTLE TOY MACHINE, WHAT  §^*«:.....
....:«*^§§    THE HECK, MAN, I MEAN, WHY DOES IT    §§^*«:....
...:«*^§§#         SOUND LIKE THIS? THERE'S         #§§^*«:...
..:«*^§§##       « LIKE SOME USEABLE SOUNDS «       ##§§^*«:..
.:«*^§§###     « THREE FLAT OUT WEIRD SOUNDS «      ###§§^*«:.
..:«*^§§##     « AND ONE DRUM KIT THAT'S WHACK «    ##§§^*«:..
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