=^........ ........^=
^......... .........^
.......... ..........
^......... .........^
=^........ ........^=
/=^....... # & . # & . # & LYING # & . # & . # & . .......^=/
%/=^...... # & . IN MY ROOM, # & . ......^=/%
&%/=^..... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. .....^=/%&
@&%/=^.... # & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ....^=/%&@
#@&%/=^... # & . SOMETHING SLIMY, ...^=/%&@#
##@&%/=^.. # & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..^=/%&@##
###@&%/=^. # & . UP THE ARM. # & . .^=/%&@###
##@&%/=^.. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # & . ..^=/%&@##
#@&%/=^... # & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ...^=/%&@#
@&%/=^.... # & . # & . # & . ....^=/%&@
&%/=^..... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & . .....^=/%&
%/=^...... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # & . ......^=/%
/=^....... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # & . .......^=/
=^........ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # & . ........^=
^......... # & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .........^
.......... # & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # & . ..........
^......... # & . # & . # & . .........^
=^........ # & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ........^=
/=^....... FACE, I BITE IT. # & . .......^=/
%/=^...... # & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ......^=/%
&%/=^..... JUICY # & . GRAPE, .....^=/%&
@&%/=^.... # & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ....^=/%&@
#@&%/=^... # & . # & . CUCUMBER. . ...^=/%&@#
##@&%/=^.. # & . IT'S VERY GOOD. # & . AND I # & . ..^=/%&@##
###@&%/=^. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # & . .^=/%&@###
##@&%/=^.. # & . CHEW IT. # & . ..^=/%&@##
#@&%/=^... # & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ...^=/%&@#
@&%/=^.... # & . # & . # & . ....^=/%&@
&%/=^..... & = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & = .....^=/%&
%/=^...... & = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & = ......^=/%
/=^....... & = MY SHIRT, & = ENTERING BY THE ARM .......^=/
=^........ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & = ........^=
^......... & = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .........^
.......... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & = ..........
^......... & = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .........^
=^........ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ........^=
/=^....... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & = .......^=/
%/=^...... & = SO - EATING IT IS OK, & = ......^=/%
&%/=^..... & = & = MOVING IT IS NOT. & = & = .....^=/%&
@&%/=^.... ....^=/%&@
#@&%/=^... ...^=/%&@#
##@&%/=^.. ..^=/%&@##
###@&%/=^. .^=/%&@###
##@&%/=^.. ..^=/%&@##