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...~=:£@@# # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . #@@£:=~...
....~=:£@@ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. @@£:=~....
.....~=:£@ # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @£:=~.....
......~=:£ # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, £:=~......
.......~=: # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, :=~.......
........~= # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . =~........
.........~ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . ~.........
........~= # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. =~........
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......~=:£ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . £:=~......
.....~=:£@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . @£:=~.....
....~=:£@@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . @@£:=~....
...~=:£@@# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . #@@£:=~...
..~=:£@@## # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##@@£:=~..
.~=:£@@### # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . ###@@£:=~.
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...~=:£@@# # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #@@£:=~...
....~=:£@@ FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . @@£:=~....
.....~=:£@ # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @£:=~.....
......~=:£ JUICY # £ . GRAPE, £:=~......
.......~=: # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET :=~.......
........~= # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . =~........
.........~ # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . ~.........
........~= SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . =~........
.......~=: # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . :=~.......
......~=:£ # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. £:=~......
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....~=:£@@ £ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ = @@£:=~....
...~=:£@@# £ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ = #@@£:=~...
..~=:£@@## £ = MY SHIRT, £ = ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@@£:=~..
.~=:£@@### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ = ###@@£:=~.
..~=:£@@## £ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@@£:=~..
...~=:£@@# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ = #@@£:=~...
....~=:£@@ £ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @@£:=~....
.....~=:£@ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @£:=~.....
......~=:£ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ = £:=~......
.......~=: £ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ = :=~.......
........~= £ = £ = MOVING IT IS NOT. £ = £ = =~........
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