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.^=^§$@### # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . ###@$§^=^.
^=^§$@#### # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . ####@$§^=^
.^=^§$@### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###@$§^=^.
..^=^§$@## # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##@$§^=^..
...^=^§$@# # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, #@$§^=^...
....^=^§$@ # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @$§^=^....
.....^=^§$ # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . $§^=^.....
......^=^§ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . §^=^......
.......^=^ # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ^=^.......
........^= # $ . # $ . # $ . =^........
.......^=^ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . ^=^.......
......^=^§ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . §^=^......
.....^=^§$ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . $§^=^.....
....^=^§$@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . @$§^=^....
...^=^§$@# # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. #@$§^=^...
..^=^§$@## # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . ##@$§^=^..
.^=^§$@### # $ . # $ . # $ . ###@$§^=^.
^=^§$@#### # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ####@$§^=^
.^=^§$@### FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . ###@$§^=^.
..^=^§$@## # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##@$§^=^..
...^=^§$@# JUICY # $ . GRAPE, #@$§^=^...
....^=^§$@ # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @$§^=^....
.....^=^§$ # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . $§^=^.....
......^=^§ # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . §^=^......
.......^=^ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . ^=^.......
........^= # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . =^........
.......^=^ # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ^=^.......
......^=^§ # $ . # $ . # $ . §^=^......
.....^=^§$ $ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ = $§^=^.....
....^=^§$@ $ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ = @$§^=^....
...^=^§$@# $ = MY SHIRT, $ = ENTERING BY THE ARM #@$§^=^...
..^=^§$@## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ = ##@$§^=^..
.^=^§$@### $ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###@$§^=^.
^=^§$@#### MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ = ####@$§^=^
.^=^§$@### $ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###@$§^=^.
..^=^§$@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@$§^=^..
...^=^§$@# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ = #@$§^=^...
....^=^§$@ $ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ = @$§^=^....
.....^=^§$ $ = $ = MOVING IT IS NOT. $ = $ = $§^=^.....
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