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###@%§*~:. .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .:~*§%@###
@§§§§*:::. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .:::*§§§§@
@%***~.... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ....~***%@
@%§*:..... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .....:*§%@
#@§*~~:... # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ...:~~*§@#
@%§§~::... # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ...::~§§%@
###@%§*~:. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .:~*§%@###
@§*::..... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . .....::*§@
###@%§*~:. # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . # % . # % . .:~*§%@###
#@@§§**~:. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . .:~**§§@@#
@%%§*:.... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ....:*§%%@
@@@@%§*~:. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .:~*§%@@@@
###@%§*~:. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . # % . # % . .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .:~*§%@###
@§~:...... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ......:~§@
###@%§*~:. JUICY # % . GRAPE, .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .:~*§%@###
#%§**~~~:. # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . .:~~~**§%#
###@%§*~:. # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .:~*§%@###
#%*::..... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .....::*%#
@@%§§§*~:. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .:~*§§§%@@
###@%§*~:. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .:~*§%@###
#%*~~::... # % . # % . # % . ...::~~*%#
@§*~::::.. % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ ..::::~*§@
#@%%§~.... % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ....~§%%@#
###@%§*~:. % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM .:~*§%@###
##%§**::.. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ..::**§%##
###@%§*~:. % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ .:~*§%@###
@§~....... % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .......~§@
##%*~::... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ...::~*%##
@§***:.... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ....:***§@
###@%§*~:. % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ .:~*§%@###
###@%§*~:. .:~*§%@###
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