MORPH4G3NE  
  
                                          
  
  T1M3  3UROR4CK  D3L4Y  W3ED  
  
                                          
  MYST3R1OUS 4RT1FACT M4D3 BY M4K3NO1SE!  
 1N  TH3  D4RK  MOUNT41NS OF  TH3  UN1T3D 
 ST4T3S - FOR TH3 3UROR4CK MODUL4R SYST3M 
                                          
 H4S 4  THR3E PO1NT  S1X 1NPUT  TO OUTPUT 
 R4T1O  4ND  1T  H4S   THR3E   OUTPUTS... 
                                          
 1T'S    4   D3EP   BL4CK   TH1NG   (W1TH 
 RUBB3R1ZED  POTS   -  YOU   W3RE   R1GHT 
 M4NN3 MOQU1ST) 4ND 4 LOT  OF... HOL3S... 
                                          
 1T F3EDS OFF OF  VOLT4G3... WH4T3VER YOU 
 G1V3 1T... N3G4T1VE  TW3LVE TO  POS1TIV3 
 TW3LVE  M4YB3.  TH4T'S  MY  GU3SS  4S  4 
                 BOT4N1ST                 
                                          
 1T  CR13S!!!!  1T M4K3S TH3SE  SOUNDS!!! 
 L1K3  4  M1MICKING  B1RD  (SOM3WH4T W3LL 
 B3H4VED)  1T  KNOWS  WH4T YOU  L1K3  4ND 
 WH1L3 1T  C4N R3PE4T 1T ON3:ON3 B4CK  TO 
 YOU TH4T'S NOT R34LLY WH4T 1T'S GOOD FOR 
                                          
 MOR3  L1K3LY TH4N NOT TO G1V3 YOU 4 GOOD 
 T1M3. MY V3RD1CT 1S:  1F  YOU  KNOW WH4T 
 1T    1S     YOU    SHOULD    W4NT    1T