I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!