I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!