I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!