I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!