I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!