I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!