I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!