I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!