I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!