R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,,§§,,,§,, TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY  COMMON  TOOL 1N §,,,§§,§§,
,§,§,,§§,, TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. §,,§,§§,§,
§§§§,§,§,, 1TS JOB 1S TO DO  V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL §,§§§,§§§,
,,,§§§§§,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF  T1M3. §§,,§§,,§§
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,§§,,,§§,, MOST  WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF POS1NG §§§§§§§§§§
§,§,,§,§,, TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH ,,,,,,,,,§
§§§,§§§§,, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO ,,,,,,,,§,
,,§§,,,§,§ TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M ,,,,,,,§§§
,§,§,,§§§§    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ,,,,,,§,,§
§§§§,§,,,§ D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,,,,,§§,§§
,,,§§§,,§,         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ,,,,§,§§,,
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,§§,§§§,§,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,§,,§§§,,
§,§§,,§§§, CL3RKS TO PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R ,§§,§,,§,,
§§,§,§,,§, COMPUT3R, OR TO  TH3  D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 §,§§§,§§,§
,§§§§§,§§, WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK  4ND   F4ULT   FR3E §§,,§§,§§,
§,,,,§§,§§                OP3R4T1ON.                ,§,§,§§,§,
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§,,§§§,§§§      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,,,,§§,,,,
§,§,,§§,,,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,,,§,§,,,§
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,,§§§§§,,§      --# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #--      ,§,,,§,§§§
,§,,,,§,§,        --# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #--        §§,,§§§,,§
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,§,,§,,,§,     --# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #--     §§§§,§§§,,
§§,§§,,§§,    --# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #--    ,,,§§,,§,,
,§§,§,§,§§     --# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #--     ,,§,§,§§,§
§,§§§§§§,,           --# 4ND 4T 34SE #--            ,§§§§§,§§§
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,§,,,,§§§§     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     §,,,§,§,,§
§§,,,§,,,,     --# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #--     §,,§§§§,§§
,§,,§§,,,,   --# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #--   §,§,,,§§,,
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,§§§§§,,,§   --# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #--    ,,§,§§§§,§
§,,,,§,,§§     --# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #--    ,§§§,,,§§§
§,,,§§,§,§    --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--     §,,§,,§,,,
§,,§,§§§§§      --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--     §,§§,§§,,§
§,§§§,,,,§       --# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #--        §§,§§,§,§,
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO     B3    4    K1ND     OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,   YOU   M4K3   4    CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,   4ND    US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG   YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D   4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3   H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF    1T.