Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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##¨¨##¨¨## The Computer Is  A  Very Common Tool  In ¨¨###¨¨###
¨#¨#¨#¨#¨¨ The Futures, And In Some Ways Even  Now. ¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨¨
########¨¨ Its Job Is  To Do  Vast Amounts Of Small ##¨####¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨# Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. ¨##¨¨¨#¨¨#
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¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨ Most Work  On The Principles  Of  Posing ###¨#¨##¨#
¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨# The Problem  On  A  Hilbert Plane, Which ¨¨####¨###
¨¨¨#¨#¨¨#¨ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of Causality,  So ¨#¨¨¨##¨¨#
¨¨####¨##¨ That  Daemons  Can   Solve  The  Problem ##¨¨#¨#¨##
¨#¨¨¨##¨#¨    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨#¨#####¨#
##¨¨#¨###¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ###¨¨¨¨###
¨#¨###¨¨##         Computer Manufacturer.)          ¨¨#¨¨¨#¨¨¨
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¨¨#¨#####¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   #¨#¨#¨#¨¨#
¨###¨¨¨¨## Clerks To  Pray To The  "Gods"  Of Their #######¨##
#¨¨#¨¨¨#¨¨ Computer, Or To  The  Daemons Doing  The ¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨#
#¨##¨¨##¨# Work,  For  A   Quick  And   Fault  Free ¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨
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#¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ¨¨##¨#¨#¨¨
#¨¨¨¨##¨¨#    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨#¨#####¨#
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#¨¨#######      ==# Light A Scented Candle #==      ¨¨#¨¨¨#¨##
#¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨        ==# For Quiet And Calm #==        ¨##¨¨###¨¨
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¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     #####¨###¨
¨##¨¨¨¨###    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    ¨¨¨¨##¨¨#¨
#¨#¨¨¨#¨¨¨     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     ¨¨¨#¨#¨##¨
###¨¨##¨¨#           ==# And At Ease #==            ¨¨#####¨##
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¨#########     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     ##¨¨¨#¨#¨¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     ¨#¨¨####¨¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   ##¨#¨¨¨#¨#
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#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨    ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==   #¨¨#¨#¨¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨###     ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #==    #¨####¨#¨¨
#¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨#     ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #==    ##¨¨¨###¨#
#¨¨¨¨##¨#¨      ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==     ¨#¨¨#¨¨##¨
#¨¨¨#¨####        ==# To Respond To This) #==       ##¨##¨#¨##
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As   In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask   For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots   Of    It.