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,^~\†%####              ~~%  LIFE  %~~              ####%†\~^,
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,^~\†%#### ~  ~ % A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS % ~  ~ ####%†\~^,
,,,,,~\†## ~   %   DOES    NOT   HELP.   WE   %   ~ ##†\~,,,,,
,^~\†%#### %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ####%†\~^,
,^~\†%#### ~   %    WHAT    WE   ARE,   AND   %   ~ ####%†\~^,
,^~\†%#### ~  ~  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  ~  ~ ####%†\~^,
,^~~\\\†## ~   %   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   %    ~ ##†\\\~~^,
^~\†%##### %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % #####%†\~^
,,,^^~~†%# ~  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  ~ #%†~~^^,,,
,,,~\\†††# ~  ~  %  ENTAILS, HOW IT  SHOULD  % ~  ~ #†††\\~,,,
,^~\†%%%## ~   %   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR  %   ~ ##%%%†\~^,
,,,,^^\%%# %    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    % #%%\^^,,,,
,,,,,,^~†# ~  %   AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE   %   ~ #†~^,,,,,,
,^~\†%#### ~   ~   %    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ####%†\~^,
,^~\†%%### SANCTIONED      LIST      %      ~     ~ ###%%†\~^,
,^~\†%#### ~  ~  ~  ~  %  OF  CRITERIA  % ~  ~  ~ ~ ####%†\~^,
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,,,^^~\%## - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ##%\~^^,,,
,,,^^^^~†# - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  #†~^^^^,,,
,,,,,,^\%# - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  #%\^,,,,,,
,,,~~~\%## - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ##%\~~~,,,
,^~\\\†%## - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ##%†\\\~^,
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