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..........              ~~§  Life  §~~              ..........
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.......... ~ ~ §  A Multitude Of Definitions  § ~ ~ ..........
.......... ~    §   Does   Not   Help.   We   §   ~ ..........
.......... §     Can     Say     "Life     Is     § ..........
~......... ~    §    What   We   Are,   And   §   ~ .........~
/~........ ~  ~  §  What  Things  Like  Us  §  ~  ~ ........~/
%/~....... ~   §   Are",   But   Then   We    §   ~ .......~/%
§%/~...... §    Must    Also    Define    What    § ......~/%§
§§%/~..... ~  §  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  §  ~ .....~/%§§
#§§%/~.... ~  ~  §  Entails, How It  Should  §  ~ ~ ....~/%§§#
##§§%/~... ~   §   Be   Measured,   Who   Or   §  ~ ...~/%§§##
###§§%/~.. §    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     § ..~/%§§###
##§§%/~... ~  §   And  So   Instead   There   §   ~ ...~/%§§##
#§§%/~.... ~   ~   §    Is   This   Internationally ....~/%§§#
§§%/~..... Sanctioned     List      §      ~      ~ .....~/%§§
§%/~...... ~ ~  ~  ~  §  Of  Criteria  § ~  ~  ~  ~ ......~/%§
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/~........ - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ........~/
~......... - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  .........~
.......... - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ..........
.......... - Life Can Steal                         ..........
.......... - Life Can Be Cursed                     ..........
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