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.........:     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     :.........
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.......:-= I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY =-:.......
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...:-=%%§@          @@=-:. ALCOHOL .:-=@@           @§%%=-:...
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.:-=%%§@@# I  DONT KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. #@@§%%=-:.
..:-=%%§@@ DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND  THERE'S THIS @@§%%=-:..
...:-=%%§@       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       @§%%=-:...
....:-=%%§            IN THE END, SWEET             §%%=-:....
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......:-=% AROUND  THIRTY  PERCENT OF  THE  ALCOHOL %=-:......
.......:-= ENTERS  THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN THE =-:.......
........:- MOUTH, OR SO I'VE HEARD.  GOT TO LOOK UP -:........
.........:           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           :.........
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.......... FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME  OUT OF  MY DRUNK ..........
.......... TIME   FOR  ME   IS   BEAUTIFUL  CUZ  IM ..........
.........:              INFINITY MUNK               :.........
........:- I  CAN DO  IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND WITHSIDE -:........
.......:-=               AM SIDE AND                =-:.......
......:-=% IM  A SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER %=-:......
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.:-=%%§@@# OKI  I  JUST DRANK THREE  MOUTHFULLS  OF #@@§%%=-:.
..:-=%%§@@ WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG BEERS  AND @@§%%=-:..
...:-=%%§@ MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. @§%%=-:...
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.....:-=%% A  THING  I  DONT CARE  ABOUT  THE TASTE %%=-:.....
......:-=% ANYMORE I DO AT THE START  BUT NOT  NOW. %=-:......
.......:-= THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM  CARE TO =-:.......
........:-                 NOT CARE                 -:........
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.......... HAHA   SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD ..........
.......... FINGER ON MY FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY  AND ..........
.......... I  ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE ..........
.........: TOILET LOL  MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING :.........
........:- WRONG WITH  F  -INGER.  I  MEAN WITH  MY -:........
.......:-= LEFT INDEX FINGER  NOTJING WRONG WITH MY =-:.......
......:-=% RIGHT  CHOPPED   MYSELF  WITH   ,AN  AXE %=-:......
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...:-=%%§@ WTF IS WHY HAVE  I THE  WRONG FINGER  AS @§%%=-:...
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....:-=%%§ READ  MORE   ABOUT   TYPES   OF  ALCOHOL §%%=-:....
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......:-=% %  BEER  .  WINE   .   CIDER  .   KIR  % %=-:......
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