(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1  H4D   TH1S  1D34   TH4T   YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG,  WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF TRY1NG  TO SN34K1LY BR34K  TH3  RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY   OR   PHYS1CS,   SUCH  4S 
 FL1PPING  4  L1GHT  SW1TCH TO S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS   OFF  TH3   L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO  G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO   PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F  4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW   YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1 THOUGHT, YOU COULD  G3T  1N TH3  H4B1T 
 OF  THROW1NG TH1NGS ON TH3 GROUND,  L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE WHO DO3S D4TURA  SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES. (TH3Y  1N  F4CT  4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO  SOON3R   OR  L4T3R  TH3   C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR,  4ND TH3Y  S34RCH TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.) THROW1NG  P3NS ON 
 TH3  GROUND 4ND  P1CKING  TH3M B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F  TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT    1   H4D   TH3    THOUGHT.