The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!