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&:«^...... .. ^^ «« THE GOLDEN «« ^^ .. ......^«:&
:«^....... ###¤&* M *&¤### .......^«:
«^........ ........^«
^......... LETS HEAR IT FOR .........^
.......... ::: MC DONALDS ::: ..........
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.......... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ..........
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.......... ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ..........
.......... ^ NUGGETS ^ ..........
.......... ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ..........
^......... ^ FRIES ^ .........^
«^........ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ........^«
:«^....... ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ .......^«:
&:«^...... ^ BIG MAC ^ ......^«:&
¤&:«^..... ^ COFFEE ^ .....^«:&¤
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####¤&:«^. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .^«:&¤####
###¤&:«^.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..^«:&¤###
##¤&:«^... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ...^«:&¤##
#¤&:«^.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....^«:&¤#
¤&:«^..... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .....^«:&¤
&:«^...... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ......^«:&
:«^....... .......^«:
«^........ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ........^«
^......... .........^
.......... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ..........
.......... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ..........
.......... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..........
.......... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ..........
.......... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..........
.......... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ..........
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^......... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .........^
«^........ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ........^«
:«^....... ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ .......^«:
&:«^...... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ......^«:&
¤&:«^..... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .....^«:&¤
#¤&:«^.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....^«:&¤#
##¤&:«^... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ...^«:&¤##
###¤&:«^.. NEW AND FRESH. ..^«:&¤###
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###¤&:«^.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..^«:&¤###
##¤&:«^... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...^«:&¤##
#¤&:«^.... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....^«:&¤#
¤&:«^..... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .....^«:&¤
&:«^...... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ......^«:&
:«^....... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .......^«:
«^........ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ........^«
^......... .........^
.......... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..........
.......... FOREVER. ..........
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.......... ¤¤¤ : ¤¤¤ ..........
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.......... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ..........
.......... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ..........
^......... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .........^
«^........ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ........^«
:«^....... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .......^«:
&:«^...... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ......^«:&
¤&:«^..... .....^«:&¤
#¤&:«^.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....^«:&¤#
##¤&:«^... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...^«:&¤##
###¤&:«^.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..^«:&¤###
####¤&:«^. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .^«:&¤####
###¤&:«^.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..^«:&¤###
##¤&:«^... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ...^«:&¤##
#¤&:«^.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....^«:&¤#
¤&:«^..... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .....^«:&¤
&:«^...... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ......^«:&
:«^....... .......^«:
«^........ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ........^«
^......... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .........^
.......... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ..........
.......... ..........
.......... WHICH HE DID. ..........
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.......... ¤¤ : ¤¤ ..........
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.......... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ..........
^......... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .........^
«^........ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ........^«
:«^....... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .......^«:
&:«^...... EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ......^«:&
¤&:«^..... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .....^«:&¤
#¤&:«^.... LIKED IT! ....^«:&¤#
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###¤&:«^.. THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ..^«:&¤###
####¤&:«^. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .^«:&¤####
###¤&:«^.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..^«:&¤###
##¤&:«^... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ...^«:&¤##
#¤&:«^.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....^«:&¤#
¤&:«^..... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL .....^«:&¤
&:«^...... OVER THE PLANET. ......^«:&
:«^....... .......^«:
«^........ ¤ : ¤ ........^«
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.......... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ..........
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