the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!