.~~/^*&@## ##@&*^/~~.
..~~/^*&@# #@&*^/~~..
...~~/^*&@ @&*^/~~...
....~~/^*& &*^/~~....
.....~~/^* *^/~~.....
......~~/^ .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. ^/~~......
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........~~ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ~~........
.......~~/ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING /~~.......
......~~/^ TO COME TO HARM. ^/~~......
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....~~/^*& A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT &*^/~~....
...~~/^*&@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @&*^/~~...
..~~/^*&@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@&*^/~~..
.~~/^*&@## ##@&*^/~~.
..~~/^*&@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@&*^/~~..
...~~/^*&@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @&*^/~~...
....~~/^*& DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR &*^/~~....
.....~~/^* SECOND LAWS. *^/~~.....
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.......~~/ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, /~~.......
......~~/^ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ^/~~......
.....~~/^* SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. *^/~~.....
....~~/^*& THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, &*^/~~....
...~~/^*&@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @&*^/~~...
..~~/^*&@# THINGS... #@&*^/~~..
.~~/^*&@## ##@&*^/~~.
..~~/^*&@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@&*^/~~..
...~~/^*&@ INSIDE. @&*^/~~...
....~~/^*& &*^/~~....
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