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.....~-*†£ above average  for a drunk person.  what £†*-~.....
....~-*†£& makes  me  stand   out   though  is   my &£†*-~....
...~-*†£&#  obscure biking style: "illegal biking". #&£†*-~...
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~-*†£&#### and expands on them  with a  few points. ####&£†*-~
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...~-*†£&# the  most  important  thing is the flow. #&£†*-~...
....~-*†£& you must try to always  keep your speed, &£†*-~....
.....~-*†£ even  if  it  means  going  a  different £†*-~.....
......~-*†          way than you intended.          †*-~......
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.........~ it  is   advantageous  to  ignore   most ~.........
..........   traffic rules. stay predictable and    ..........
.......... explicit,  and   do   what   you   want. ..........
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........~- it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but -~........
.......~-* avoid big roads, and walk at  crossings. *-~.......
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