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,,,,~«†%$# OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO #$%†«~,,,,
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,,~«†%$##@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @##$%†«~,,
,~«†%$##@# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #@##$%†«~,
,,~«†%$##@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @##$%†«~,,
,,,~«†%$## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##$%†«~,,,
,,,,~«†%$# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #$%†«~,,,,
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,,,~«†%$## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##$%†«~,,,
,,~«†%$##@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @##$%†«~,,
,~«†%$##@# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #@##$%†«~,
,,~«†%$##@ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. @##$%†«~,,
,,,~«†%$## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##$%†«~,,,
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