R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
,&&&,,,,&& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,&,,,,&,
,,&,,&&,,&                                          &&,,,&&,,,
&,,,,,,,,, TH3 COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY  COMMON  TOOL  1N &,,&,,,,&&
,,&&&&&&&& TH3 FUTUR3S,  4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,,,,,&&,,&
,,,&&&&&&& 1TS JOB 1S  TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL &&&&,,,,,,
&&,,&&&&&& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT  OF T1M3. &&&,,&&&&&
&,,,,&&&&&                                          &&,,,,&&&&
,,&&,,&&&& MOST WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG &,,&&,,&&&
,,,,,,,&&& TH3  PROBL3M ON  4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH ,,,,,,,,&,
&&&&&&,,&& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO &&&&&&&,,,
,&&&&,,,,& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N   SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,&&&&&,,&,
,,&&,,&&,,    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ,,&&&,,,,,
&,,,,,,,,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,,,&,,&&&&
,,&&&&&&,,         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          &&,,,,,&&&
,,,&&&&,,&                                          &,,&&&,,&,
&&,,&&,,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,,&,,,,,
,,,,,,,&&& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R &&&,,,&&&,
&&&&&&,,&& COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG TH3 &&,,&,,&,,
,&&&&,,,,, WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND   F4ULT  FR3E &,,,,,,,,,
,,&&,,&&&&                OP3R4T1ON.                ,,&&&&&&&&
,,,,,,,&&,                                          ,,,&&&&&&,
&&&&&&,,,,       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      &&,,&&&&,,
,&&&&,,&&,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &,,,,&&,,,
,,&&,,,,,,                                          ,,&&,,,,&&
,,,,,&&&&,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      &,,,,&&,,,
&&&&,,&&,,        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,,&&,,,,&&
&&&,,,,,,,                                          &,,,,&&,,&
&&,,&&&&&&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     ,,&&,,,,,,
,,,,,&&&&,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,,,,,&&&&,
&&&&,,&&,,     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &&&&,,&&,,
,&&,,,,,,&            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ,&&,,,,,,,
,,,,&&&&,,                                          ,,,,&&&&&&
,&&,,&&,,,     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&&,,&&&&,
,,,,,,,,&&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,,,,,,&&,,
&&&&&&&,,&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   &&&&&,,,,&
&&&&&&,,,,                                          &&&&,,&&,,
,&&&&,,&&,   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    &&&,,,,,,,
,,&&,,,,,,    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     &&,,&&&&&&
,,,,,&&&&&    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     ,,,,,&&&&,
&&&&,,&&&&      ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~     &&&&,,&&,,
,&&,,,,&&,       ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~        ,&&,,,,,,,
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