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####*%\-:. A  COFFEE  POT  CAN  ACTUALLY  BE A VERY .:-\%*####
###*%\-:.. SENSUAL     #\\\#      #\\\#      AFFAIR ..:-\%*###
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##*%\-:... . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ...:-\%*##
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###*%\-:.. AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT MORNING,  IT'S A ..:-\%*###
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#*%\-:.... THAT'S    LEFT    .    OVER.     .     . ....:-\%*#
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