I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!