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.~~/=¤§### A  COFFEE  POT  CAN  ACTUALLY  BE A VERY ###§¤=/~~.
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.....~~/=¤ . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ¤=/~~.....
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........~~ AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT MORNING,  IT'S A ~~........
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........~~ THAT'S    LEFT     .    OVER.     .    . ~~........
.......~~/ .   PLEASE  MAKE   NEW   COFFEE.   .   . /~~.......
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