I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!