I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!