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........~: WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER, I  EVER  SO :~........
.........~ GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE  OF THE  MACHINE. ~.........
.......... BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I   LIGHTLY ..........
.......... CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH   MY  FINGER. ..........
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.......... AND  I GUARD  IT  CLOSELY SO THAT  I CAN ..........
.......... STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW  DROPS FOR MYSELF! ..........
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