I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!