I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!