I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!