I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!