I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS. I KNOW  THE  GRIP. MY HANDS 
      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE THE  FILTER,  I  EVER SO 
 GENTLY  STROKE THE SIDE OF THE  MACHINE. 
 BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS   WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND I  GUARD  IT CLOSELY SO THAT  I  CAN 
 STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR  MYSELF!