I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!