I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!