I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!