I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!