I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!