I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!