I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!