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,,,,,~*%@§ % THERE WAS A CROWDSOURCED VACCINE, % §@%*~,,,,,
,,,,~*%@§# % THAT COULD BE CREATED REGIONALLY BY % #§@%*~,,,,
,,,~*%@§## % MOST PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES % ##§@%*~,,,
,,~*%@§### % WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT, AND IT WAS % ###§@%*~,,
,,,~*%@§## % ESTIMATED THAT IT HAD SAVED % ##§@%*~,,,
,,,,~*%@§# % TENS OF MILLIONS. % #§@%*~,,,,
,,,,,~*%@§ % % §@%*~,,,,,
,,,,,,~*%@ BUT IT WAS NOT OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED BY @%*~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*% THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION, AND AS %*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* SUCH DID NOT GIVE WHAT THE SANCTIONED *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ (AND UNOBTAINABLE) ONES DID: THE ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SUBSKIN CHIP THAT WOULD LET YOU ENTER ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, % (OR LEAVE) CITIES. % ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ % AND THAT'S WHY, EVENTUALLY, WE WOULD % ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* % CREATE OUR OWN CHIPS. THEY WERE % *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*% % LARGER THAN THE OFFICIAL ONES, AND A % %*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~*%@ % LITTLE UNSTABLE, AND NEEDED % @%*~,,,,,,
,,,,,~*%@§ % MAINTENANCE. BUT THEY WORKED! % §@%*~,,,,,
,,,,~*%@§# % OR, THEY WOULD WORK TOGETHER WITH A % #§@%*~,,,,
,,,~*%@§## % LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE THE GUARD % ##§@%*~,,,
,,~*%@§### % LOOK THE OTHER WAY. % ###§@%*~,,
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,,,,,,~*%@ BUT THE SCANNER SHOWED GREEN, SO... @%*~,,,,,,
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