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           :: TO FIND A GOOD FELINE YOU MUST     §:           
           ^, ROAM, AND THEN YOU MUST SIT STILL. ,^           
           ,^ GLEAMING EYES FROM A SHADOW ON A   ,,           
           ,, BRICK WALL, BRUSHY TAIL IN A       ^,           
           ^, PUMPKIN PATCH...                   ,^           
           ,^ A CREATURE IS NEAR.                ,,           
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           ^, YOU MUST FEIGN DISINTEREST. WITH   ,^           
           ,^ THE FELINE IN THE CORNER OF YOUR   ,,           
           ,, EYE, PERHAPS FIND A BEAUTIFUL ROCK ^,           
           ^, ON THE GROUND, AND BEND DOWN TO    ,^           
           ,^ LOOK CLOSER.                       ,,           
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           ^, HAVING ANNOUNCED YOURSELF LIKE     ,^           
           ,^ THIS, THEY MAY APPROACH, OR YOU    ,,           
           ,, CAN PERHAPS SNEAK CLOSER. WOULD    ^,           
           ^, THEY REMAIN, IT'S IS AN IMMENSE    ,^           
           :§ GIFT OF TRUST, AND WE CELEBRATE!   ::           
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             IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT THIS IS A            
               PREDATOR. EVEN IF THEY MAY SHOW                
            THEMSELVES, THEY ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO            
                        BE BENEVOLENT.