,,,.«^$@£#                                          #£@$^«.,,,
,,.«^$@£##                                          ##£@$^«.,,
,.«^$@£###                                          ###£@$^«.,
,,.«^$@£##                                          ##£@$^«.,,
,,,.«^$@£#                                          #£@$^«.,,,
,,,,.«^$@£        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        £@$^«.,,,,
,,,.«^$@£#                                          #£@$^«.,,,
¨.-~;†#@@# ¨.,..¨,,,..,¨.¨¨¨.,¨¨¨,,¨,.¨¨.¨..¨.,,¨¨. #@@#†;~-.¨
¨^=*^@#### ,...,¨.¨,...,.,,,.¨.,.,,,,,¨.¨¨.,.,,,¨., ####@^*=^¨
,¨,»:*@¶## ¨.,,.  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  .,¨.¨ ##¶@*:»,¨,
.¨.-~^=@## .,¨,,.,.¨.¨¨.,,¨.,.¨¨¨..,¨.,.,...¨¨,.¨.. ##@=^~-.¨.
,.¨.--*$§# ,¨,¨¨¨,.¨.¨.¨,¨,¨,,..,.¨.....,.,¨¨,.¨,,, #§$*--.¨.,
¨,,:«*†§¶#                                          #¶§†*«:,,¨
,,,~†^§###     »»~===~==»-««~-»~~--»»-~«»«-~-«      ###§^†~,,,
.:~/†£####      ~ THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS ~     ####£†/~:.
.,:~**£@##     ~-«»=~~-~-~~««~»~~«~»»»~«--~«=~      ##@£**~:,.
¨¨¨,=^^¤##                                          ##¤^^=,¨¨¨
,,.,~~††§@  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  @§††~~,.,,
..,~-†%£@@                                          @@£%†-~,..
.¨,~/^&###   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   ###&^/~,¨.
,~=†%&@@##         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         ##@@&%†=~,
,.~-**£@@#                                          #@@£**-~.,
¨¨¨,~†^£##  BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR   ##£^†~,¨¨¨
,,.¨,~\$¤#               CLEAR PLASTIC              #¤$\~,¨.,,
.,,.~\§@£#                                          #£@§\~.,,.
.¨.«:^&£##       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       ##£&^:«.¨.
,,~^%§£###                                          ###£§%^~,,
,,,-/*#@@#                 NY FATCAP                #@@#*/-,,,
.,.-~^§£@#                                          #@£§^~-.,.
.¨.,~-*$££ MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  ££$*-~,.¨.
¨¨,,~/^¤@#  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  #@¤^/~,,¨¨
¨.-«*=@@##        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ##@@=*«-.¨
¨,«;=&#@##                                          ##@#&=;«,¨
¨.^~*$@@##  TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN   ##@@$*~^.¨
¨,¨,»*§£@#         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         #@£§*»,¨,¨
..,¨--*=&#                                          #&=*--¨,..
..¨~«*%@@#          PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH         #@@%*«~¨..
,,:~*^@@@#            PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS           #@@@^*~:,,
,,«\§£@###                                          ###@£§\«,,
¨¨.-=*@###  COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER ###@*=-.¨¨
,.¨^~**¤##    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    ##¤**~^¨.,
,,¨.^»:*¤@                CHARACTERS                @¤*:»^.¨,,
..,^-;=&@#                                          #@&=;-^,..
..,«:$&@##                                          ##@&$:«,..
¨:=†^&£###                                          ###£&^†=:¨
.,^»\†####        =~«~~-«»«-«»»-~~~~==--~~»=~       ####†\»^,.
,¨,,«=%§¶@       - THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED «        @¶§%=«,,¨,
.¨.¨:=^%@¶        »=-~~~=-~-=»~»-=~»-==~«»«~»       ¶@%^=:¨.¨.
¨,..-†%¤£#                                          #£¤%†-..,¨
¨.:=/%#£##    A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE   ##£#%/=:.¨
¨,~\$£@### IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES  ###@£$\~,¨
¨,,~\=¤@##           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           ##@¤=\~,,¨
¨.,:~:=¤£@                                          @£¤=:~:,.¨
¨,..:-†%#@  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  @#%†-:..,¨
,.¨~«††#@#   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  #@#††«~¨.,
.¨^»\†£¶##                 LEAVES)                  ##¶£†\»^¨.
.,~:$&@###                                          ###@&$:~,.
,.^=;=@¶##     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     ##¶@=;=^.,
¨¨¨^«=†§##                                          ##§†=«^¨¨¨
...,,-;†§£       OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE      £§†;-,,...
.,,.»;*@##      DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK       ##@*;».,,.
.,,-\%@¶##                                          ##¶@%\-,,.
¨^~/=@@###    PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,   ###@@=/~^¨
¨.~-=%¤¶##        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        ##¶¤%=-~.¨
,.¨.~;†¤£@                                          @£¤†;~.¨.,
¨¨,,~«^%¤#  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  #¤%^«~,,¨¨
¨¨,,-/%¤£#        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        #£¤%/-,,¨¨
¨,,«/§#@##                                          ##@#§/«,,¨
,.»:†@@@##                                          ##@@@†:».,
..~~*%£###                                          ###£%*~~..
.¨¨:-/§§##          ~--=«~~~~=-»~~-«~~-~»~~         ##§§/-:¨¨.
¨.,,-=*§&@         « STOLEN/FOUND THINGS -          @&§*=-,,.¨
,¨.~~:†£#@          «»~~~«-=«~~~»~=~=«-~=~~         @#£†:~~.¨,
,,-=:*#@@#                                          #@@#*:=-,,
.~»:^§#@##    STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD     ##@#§^:»~.
¨.:-**@###                                          ###@**-:.¨
¨¨,^~^%¤@@    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    @@¤%^~^,¨¨
¨¨...»:%@¶                                          ¶@%:»...¨¨
¨.¨.»;^#@@  STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS @@#^;».¨.¨
,,,=†$¤£##            FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)           ##£¤$†=,,,
¨~~/†#@###                                          ###@#†/~~¨
¨.^=/%&@@#    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   #@@&%/=^.¨
,¨.~~=%§£@        WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK         @£§%=~~.¨,
,¨,¨.»\*@@                                          @@*\».¨,¨,
¨..^~:§###  MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION   ###§:~^..¨
..,-=%££@#                                          #@££%=-,..
,.~^=@#@##                                          ##@#@=^~.,
¨.:»*=#£##                                          ##£#=*»:.¨
,,.,~*^££@                                          @££^*~,.,,
,...,=:%#@                                          @#%:=,...,